Pet Peevery

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An episode this afternoon set me off...

1. No, Mr Pimple face at the phone store. I came in specifically to get a new Otter case for my phone. No, I'm not interested in an upgrade, and that's the fifth time you asked to look at my account. You didn't even bother to check if you could order me a case. Do your *expletive* job and quit trying to sell me something I'm not interested in.

2. No, Mr Car Rental guy. I'm not interested in getting an upgrade. I specifically put in an order for this class of car. I want my 15 minutes of time back that you wasted with your fail sales pitch.

3. No, Mr Electronics Store person. If I needed help, I would ask for it. I came here specifically for one thing. Quit following me around like a teenage groupie and trying to sell me something I paused to look at. And quit humping my leg.

4. Yes, I understand networking, so-and-so. And while we might have had some association in the distant past, that doesn't mean you can cold call to my direct line at work and bypass the procurement people to try and sell me something. I didn't care much for you then, and certainly less so now. You're an oily bastard who can't seem to hold a job.

5. Whoever set up the timing of the fifty traffic lights on this 2 mile stretch of road, you did a fan f***ing tastic first rate job. Stopping at every single light....Did you set the timing at the behest of the local tourism board? If the idea was to engender people to the sights of half empty strip malls, you failed. How about making things flow so I can get to where I need to go in a timely fashion?


I feel better now 🙂

LOL the amount of times I think about killing people who are on their phones in cars.

My pet peeve is people who can't sit down and watch a fucking movie and just listen to the story instead they have to obnoxiously ask whats going on all the time??_..My gemini mother can not sit still and she always seems to find the perfect part in the movie when shit is happening to get up and straighten the door mat.

People who disregard something (astrology for instance) when they have no fucking clue what its about or base their conclusions on what they read??_..for fucks sake anyone can read something and repeat it, but going out into the world and actually seeing shit for yourself is a completely different ball game.

People who don't look after their fucking pets and keep buying new pets. I had a siamese fighting fish and I was moving town and my friend said he wanted him so I was prepared to let him keep him while I was gone, so I came back on holiday and was visiting his rom mate and she showed me his room because she was complaining how untidy he was and I walked in and saw the fish tank my siamese was in and the water was black and my fish was dead. I was so angry with him but I was more angry at myself??_??_anyways I deleted him off face book and years down the road i heard the mother fucker got a cat.

Coming to dxp and seeing stupid shit on the front page.

Posted by auriqa
Cocks that take up 2 parking spaces. Great, you've managed to avoid the doors being dented on your BMW but you've also pissed me off and you'll be returning to your car with slashed tyres and no wing mirrors as I will have roundhouse kicked them clean off.