!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POST OF 2008 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just got this idea from bling's post somewhere...

which post or thread had your sides splitting this past year?
if you can post it to share, that would be cool too 😛

Can't think of mine yet

Not exactly post of 2008 but I did like:

"ShyAries, you stupid fucking cunt. I want to kill you so fucking badly, you smug west coast ass kisser.

Fucker, you ignore Biggie Smalls but make topics about all these West Coast rappers. You fucker, you're from ENGLAND!!!!"

By AngryScorpio.

"(Screams with a voice that is more demanding than every childish counterpart)


Come back to me from the land of opportunities and totem poles, come over rusty leaves and white earth. Over the ocean that runs thick and black. Bring your spachtelpr?geland and a mask of perfection, bring a gentle flame and warm my bed. Leave republicans and that half eaten Big Mack on your plate. On a broken park bench I will wait for your return. Sad and lonely in this frozen landscape, where are the birds that once sang your name? Where they suffocated by the seed of hope or did they find your secret land beyond the boarders of the fantasy itself?


I am waiting...
Will you come for me?"

MrCap's yearning for his spachtel.

lol enjoyed the cougar one too...couldn't believe it...

There was also another one on the Aqua boards where some dude asked for 'opinions' on waiting for sex, naturally, opinions started to pour in...then naturally, the counsellors started to advice the posters on their life style from their opinions...LOL...

good one

bling you may like this one !!!

Zenalchemy your comments up there made me realise what I had perceived initially you don't understand Aquas at all but that's cool!

had my sides splitting 🙂

lol ... that's a funny as hell comment to make to a person with an anus fetish.


What can one do, except laugh?

There have been so many, it's hard to pick just one ....


A couple months ago on the Scorpio board, a Taurus woman named Fragmented was obviously hitting on PP .. and she KNOWS he sucks cocks.

She would even make mention of it in her taunt, so the awareness was present ... and then she'd make a sexual reference to suggest that he's interested in her.

Funny shit ...

Oh, you said side-splitting ... ^^^ hide then.

i can't even remember all the threads from the entire year...that's a long freaking time. but i do agree that i had never seen any quite like FuckinA's goodbye thread before she created it.

hahah archer, thanks for the shoutout...that thread got a little to surrious for my liking.

*to = too

FuckinA's goodbye thread, mostly because of how serious she was actually being.

LOL - I remember being at work that day and I read the topic, 'why I left dxp or summat' but then had to get back to work and when I got back it was done...didn't see it - damn !

to be honest *coughs* 🙂
She criticised and attacked everything so harshly it was unbelievable sometimes...

Couldn't hold more than a few lines of convo with her...she used to kinda scare me from her posts and I don't scare easy ! I thought she was similar to flychilgrl or summat 🙂

wait hang on, she borrowed someone on dxp money?!

one thing though, she did NOT look like her avatar when she put it up - she was hot 😉

that story's like the 1 billionth wonder of the world 😕

So where the bank forum? wouldn't mind a loan right about now 😉

To be honest, most of the stuff I read on dxp makes me laugh out loud. Swear to god. If I could only provide you ppl with a mere fraction of the amusement you do me, my work on this earth would be done.


As for the best of 2008, gosh, there were so many. The best are the sign battles/wars. Let me see if I can find some....


Nothing made me laugh harder than when somebody said that Obama had been endorsed by the KKK, and posted a pic of the evidence. lmao lmao omg

lol @ Ms.P's nominees I'll go with these as well hahaha !!!

"Nothing made me laugh harder than when somebody said that Obama had been endorsed by the KKK, and posted a pic of the evidence. lmao lmao omg"

Glad I didn't see that one, I would have gave up!

A classic 2008 comment was when SB said "I think my sister was born an eagle and evolved into a lizard" hahahaha !!!

" Tears "

Yea, I'll go with MsP's nominations for now. Until I come up with more...

I know what you mean SS - every time I see one, I just can't choose...

I remember the first day I saw AngryScorp one though ! My jaw dropped ! then someone made a joke at the post and I thought 'Oh must be the village clown...it was ok...'

I think he got extra cursy since Obama won though...is that a coincidence?

""I remember the first day I saw AngryScorp one though ! My jaw dropped ! then someone made a joke at the post and I thought 'Oh must be the village clown...it was ok...'""


lol Indeed. It is my understanding that AngryS and Branh were hired acts, to maintain the steady flow of traffic @ dxpnet.com.

It was pretty crazy but FuckinA's thread made me sad. It definitely wins as the most memorable for me.

Yeah, it wins the sadder post for me actually. I thought people were very insensitive at that time. lol, its one thing to laugh at someone when they are being funny, its quite another to laugh with someone is being serious. Yep, I thought some were very insensitive with that whole thing, but I find it interesting that comments are being made about it right now lol. Nice ...

I'll give the nods to 3 threads:

The 1st one is a thread I created actually (LOL!!!!) it was one of the funniest threads this year I think simple because of the different reactions and how I annoyed so many people by doing my victory dance LOL!!! Prince made me laugh her too because we were totally on the same page.

The funniest thing about the thread is that the person I was addressing didn't show LOL, and that made things better 😄

He Did It !

Oh and then you had one user preaching about how people were going to burn in hell for all of this and then you had virgogotme crying about how stupid I was lol, and I was just drinking my Snapple Green Tea at the time thinking, "This is some funny shit" lol. People I never had problems with before came out of no where that day LMAO!!!

I didn't think AprilBaby's last (?) thread about why she left funny at all.


I found it very disturbing that she felt so slighted/rejected that she would dump her name fuckingA, to later come back to speak of how much pain she was in. You know, for a person to attempt to gain pity, means severe pain is present.

And it doesn't matter to me how other people view this person's personality .. whether it's self-righteous, antagonistic, arrogant .. none of those kinds of things matter ... if a person would do what she did, then there is tremendous pain present.

And I did feel sorry for her, eventhough I also got irritated with her for doing it .. not sorry because nobody held her/supported her about her friend as she said ... rather, sorry that there was that much torment inside of her that she would stoop her dignity to grovel for pity.

That's really fucking sad, in my book.

then there is tremendous pain present.
What I don't understand is how does someone get that attached to a virtual community that they have to project such and then let the virtual community be responsible for their emotional wellbeing?

This was in 2009 officially but probably one of the funniest so far for me

zen the astro fascist

I get what p-ang's saying satori - I just wondered how does someone get so attached that they can project that even virtually 🙂

I found it very disturbing that she felt so slighted/rejected that she would dump her name fuckingA, to later come back to speak of how much pain she was in. You know, for a person to attempt to gain pity, means severe pain is present.

And it doesn't matter to me how other people view this person's personality .. whether it's self-righteous, antagonistic, arrogant .. none of those kinds of things matter ... if a person would do what she did, then there is tremendous pain present.

Oh yeah, I totally agree, it was nothing funny at all about that. No matter how silly it may seem for some people to get "attached" to anything really -- if it happens, it is what it is.

Theres a lot of people here who seriously bull-shit haha, and thats cool if thats what you want to do, but for other who are not that way, and if they get attached, then of course they will feel hurt if they see themselves as rejected. Also, a bull-shitter can get slammed all day and thats fine ^_^. but someone who is displaying actual feelings, well thats all around different to me.

I don't know, I can't really feel humor for someone who really is hurting -- regardless of the perceptive silliness or whatever. If pain is present, then its there regardless of the reasons, its there.

People are different, what may seem stupid to one person may make sense to someone else, thats the way I see the situation. I am one of those who felt really bad for FuckinA and I was one of the people she didn't like lol. I find that funny, and the ones she thought would be there for her turned out to do the opposite I suppose. I guess thats what really threw her for a loop.

oooops! I forgot the other threads!!! lol 😛

^^^ now I HEAR YA !

*stakes head*

~sigh~

Can't blame a girl for trying 🙂

ANTIBLING!!!!!!!!

Okay, finally lol my 2nd pick for best post of 2008 is the late 90s throw back thread lol. Prince, Wheels, OFA and went all the way back to middle school with these songs -- it was alot fun ^_^. lol, this is probably AntiBling's most hated thread 😛


http://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/messages.asp?id=1517658&p=8&sort=ascBR ">Everybody .... yeaaaaahhhh

okay, my 3rd pick I can't pull up because the user delete his name lol. He came back but the thread is still gone.

I think HighSeasDrifter, FlipFlop and I were the only ones on the Virgo board that night and I couldn't sleep so yeah, I was on DXP 😛

We were chatting about love actually lol and how past experiences shaped our future and all that stuff lol. I found it interesting how a virgo, a gemini and a capricorn found alot of commonground that night. Cool thread but its probably a good thing that only US 3 may recall it and know one else does lol -- too many intimate details 😉

lol, no I yelled at you because of that pic of the guy ... he looked horrible lol



And yes, that was the thread that took us ALLLLLL the way back to the good old days 😛

"the ones she thought would be there for her turned out to do the opposite I suppose. I guess thats what really threw her for a loop."



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Something I attempt to tell people repeatedly in here. Just because it looks pretty, doesn't mean it is. Normally, it's the ones stroking your ego who are manipulating you.

"seriously,there's a fine line when it comes to taking the piss,fwiw"

a line which i care not about.

cappysweetie, you have a better memory than me cause i forgot about that thread already. was fun though; thanks for pulling it up. 🙂

Hummmm.....I remember a post on the Aqua board that generated over 1000 responses! Something about understanding Aqua men.....


Do you really want to? lol

on that note somechick, I didn't realise people actually actively try to understand people until I came to dxp 😕

Not too long ago there was a thread entitled "Tiki you ruined my life" (or something like that) and that user was dead serious about having took a user's advice on dxp and things went bad, it's like come on now ... this is the internet! lol

lol rays, that thread was the reason for this thread !