Association chain

It's a pretty neat game for passing the time on long, lonley bus rides, and I think it'll work pretty well in dxp as well. It goes like this: one poster chooses two disparate things and then the next poster tries to connect them using a chain of fairly obvious associations.

Example:
Lamp->France:
Lamp->genie->Aladdin->monkey->cheese-eating surrender monkeys->the French->France.

Try to avoid making unnecessary abstractions. Horse->animal isn't very good, but horse->saddle is better.

We'll start with: frisbee->lightning.

(pssst, choose a new chain)

Merry Christmas guys.🙂

Bacon->pig->cop->copper->wiring->electricity->electrons->proton

Santa->sushi

"Bobby Brown->Frank zappa->Rubber (shirt)"

Man, I didn't listen to that song for the longest time. Still good.🙂

Titties and beer is still better.

If Thorpe doesn't come up with a new chain, try tupac->the Boston tea party.

Bulb-Anus

Bulb->idea->eureka->Archimedes->genius->Aquarius->Uranus->anus

Tupac->the Boston tea party.

Shoelace->tie->break->bone->fossil->dinosaur->velociraptor

Napoleon->Coke

Capacitor->high-school physics->Manhattan project->"fat man"->fat boy->cake->cheese-cake

Rickrolling->the peace of Westphalia

Spontaneity -> unplanned -> pregnancy -> child -> prodigy -> ambidexterity

Carpel Tunnel Syndrome->Thalidomide

"LOL wheels!"

that was too funny. for reelz.

Hasbro -> toys -> children -> young -> age -> elderly -> Incontinence

papier mache -> technology

curtain -> flammable -> fire -> flame -> lighter -> zippo

chopstick -> seamen

G.G. Allin -> Jesus Christ -> profanity -> shout -> fear -> phobia -> germaphobe

ghost -> midget

sleep -> coma -> hospital -> nurse -> uniform -> role play -> kinky -> sex -> pleasure -> orgasm -> explosion -> volcano

chain -> poland

Yama-Waro->Yama->*weapons->chemical weapons->chemical elements->argon

Bruce Dickinson->Don Quixote

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As a side-note, Bruce Dickinson's younger cousin is the lead singer of a band called Catherine wheel, apparently.

Quixote>olives>tooth picks>regal beagle

Guernica->bull->cow->bag balm

The Beatles->Black Bart

What funny business? There's a bull in Guernica, as any man with a well-rounded education should know. It's supposed to make the viewer realize it's Spain or something. Maybe just a proto-add-placement courtesy of redball. I dunno.

Black Bart is a pirate. A Welsh pirate, if you can bend your mind around that(I thought they couldn't carry sheep on those 18-th century ships for long periods of time?).

"Well rounded my arse."

I'll need pics to verify that.🙂

Happy new year.🙂