Hotgal78
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So silly to me....
LOL....Merc are we still on for that second date? Just say yes, with your greedy arse.
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Oh stop it Merc...You know you love it when I give orders...
***cracks whip, walks over with leather body suit, 5" stiletto and orders; MercMAN, you've been a bad, bad bull. You betta head what I say, or I gonna have to lasso your arse✨***
....Uhuhuh excuse me, sorry got away with myself a little - - - gotta keep those things secret.
***cracks whip, walks over with leather body suit, 5" stiletto and orders; MercMAN, you've been a bad, bad bull. You betta head what I say, or I gonna have to lasso your arse✨***
....Uhuhuh excuse me, sorry got away with myself a little - - - gotta keep those things secret.
head = heed
Why should I impede in the natural process of aliviating oneself from waste material. As long as she uses a courtesy flush I'm happy. But if it were me then I;d pee all over the ceiling and write my name in her towels with my fecies. Disgusting, yes. Funny, HELL YEAH!
Ah-ha .. this is hilarious.
So, what if you don't want to do #2 because you're afraid of offending him/her .. you're sitting there .. gas starts building and building .. you have to shite so bad, but, you're trying hard to keep it pinched. You can feel your innerds starting to swell and you know that if you don't release soon .. you're going to explode .. and then ..
You sneeze
((((WOMP))))
The house gets imploded ..
So, what if you don't want to do #2 because you're afraid of offending him/her .. you're sitting there .. gas starts building and building .. you have to shite so bad, but, you're trying hard to keep it pinched. You can feel your innerds starting to swell and you know that if you don't release soon .. you're going to explode .. and then ..
You sneeze
((((WOMP))))
The house gets imploded ..
The Swat Team rushes in with gas-masks ..
Merc --- Mr. T farted for the first time in front of me this past weekend. I think he was pretending to be asleep. I say pretending because when he is in a deep sleep he snores hella loud. It was almost as though he stopped snoring to pass gas a few times (loud and obnoxious ones), and waited to listen to see if I would react and then minutes later dozed back off. (BOY DID HE NEED AN ENEMA, I ALMOST FAINTED). I guess at the 3-month mark he is letting his guard down and getting comfortable.
-- OMG, I was ROFLMFAO when I read the thread. The comments these people were making about human bodily functions were so damn funny. There are actually MEN out there in this day and age that would like to believe or pretend that women DON'T FART, BURP or SH*T. Some of these men actually live with their wives or significant others.
Men please DO NOT FORGET that although we are feminine, sexy, sultry and just plain gorgeous WE ARE STILL HUMAN.
Get ready to crack up until your side hurts -----
http://boards.askmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=30720&highlight=date+bathroom<BR>
http://boards.askmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=3137&highlight=fart+shit<BR>
-- OMG, I was ROFLMFAO when I read the thread. The comments these people were making about human bodily functions were so damn funny. There are actually MEN out there in this day and age that would like to believe or pretend that women DON'T FART, BURP or SH*T. Some of these men actually live with their wives or significant others.
Men please DO NOT FORGET that although we are feminine, sexy, sultry and just plain gorgeous WE ARE STILL HUMAN.
Get ready to crack up until your side hurts -----
http://boards.askmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=30720&highlight=date+bathroom<BR>
http://boards.askmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=3137&highlight=fart+shit<BR>
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Let me just say that I can't believe that was really even a question. I personally feel since EVERYONE does it and most normal people usually answer to the call to go, whether #1 or #2, what is there to be offended of?
Of course it would be ideal if you had a guest bathroom in your home, but even if you don't as long as you have extra toilet paper in a spot that is easy to access, air freshener, hand soap and towels I see no problem.
Would you prefer that your date hold it, get up; leave go to Mc'Donald's or somewhere else to handle their business?
I just think this is funny to me and honestly if I had to use my date's bathroom say after going to dinner and he got offended and decided to dump me because of it, then I wouldn't want to date his prudish arse anyway.