questions that haunt me

Can you cry under water?

Humanoid reporting SIR?..

What is cry..??

sob weep let the little tears run down your cheeks, the ones on your face.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murderd?

can a hearse carring a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Once you are in heaven , do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were bured in for eternity?

what disease did cured ham actually have?

Do the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune?

Why are you hummimg them?

"Why are you hummimg them?"

~Just seems like the right thing to do

hahah...it must be eating at your soul.

Why do they call it an asteroid it,s outside the hemisphere. But call it a hemorrhoid when its in your butt?

O.K.

why do people point at their wrist while asking for the time?
I know were my watch is
where the hell is theres
do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Now now Jake....all this talk of crotches.....are you trying to make us ladies hot??!!!:-)

Hope you keep well Mister.......and all your lovely children and extended family......any idea where and how James Tate is—? He's more elusive than the Abominable Snowman these days:-)

Alana x

still diiving a lorry out of canterbury to all over europe and irland. I will be in canterbury in Nov of this year hope to see him

Thanks for that snippet Jake.......bet you and him will have a few beers when you meet up!!:-) Mind if I join you??:-)

Alana x

No worries my dear Archer.....we'll let the boys guzzle their beers while us two swans:-)will sip on our vino and champers:-)....oh what a nite!!!late november, back in '07!!:-)

A x

to old for the young one I will leave that up to Jimmy as for the drinks hell yes come on down we will be in witherspoons at the east gate or is it west gate humm any how its on St Dunstons. I will be there from Saturday nov 24 until Dec 1 this year.

I will buy even though the pound is out of site think god I have a few thousand in the safety box

It's a date Jakey....gonna pencil it in my diary:-)

A x

someone once told me I was a al k holic I had to put them stright I don't belong to clubs I am just a pub drunk.

How about people who get up and search for the t.v. remote because they are to lazy to walk over to the tv and change he channel manually.

PEOPLE WHO SAY you want your cake and eat it too damn right
what good is cake if you can't eat it?

when people say its always the last place you look! of course it is. Why would you keep looking if you've found it. who are these people the they's I want to kick there arises.