So... You killed someone.

This thread starts after the fact. Your survival instincts kicks in and you're now trying to figure out how to get away with it. You realise you will need help to bury the body and you need another friend to be your alibi, common sense says both roles shouldn't be done by the same friend.

You did your homework, now you're driving away from the crime scene with your friend who helped you bury the victim, but a policeman pulls you over for speeding, you realise your blood alcohol level is still too high and you will probably go to the police centre for the night till you sober up, you will need to call someone to bail you out.


So, from your actual real life friends, what's the sun signs of the

1- friend who you trust will help you bury the victim
2- friend who you trust to be your alibi
3- and friend who you trust to be there to bail you out

+ state the sex of the friend.

ALL FEMALE LILDOL,SPICA AND ELLE
THEY GOT MY BACK I HAD TO KILL TUBBY ASS, WOUNDEDBIRD AND THE RAT.

IN A PINCH CAPGRIL WOULD ALSO BACK ME UP
ALABY WE WERE ALL AT A SEX ORGY.

1- friend who you trust will help you bury the victim

Either Scorpio guy or Virgo guy friend

2- friend who you trust to be your alibi

Don't know, probably a Scorpio woman.

3- and friend who you trust to be there to bail you out

Leo guy friend.

Posted by james tate
ALABY WE WERE ALL AT A SEX ORGY.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

They will check you guys for sexual activity though, not smart.

I think the alibi friend is the most difficult one.

A Cancer will eventually cry and tell.
Police would remind the Taurus on how hard prison beds are and how shitty prison food is and scare them honest.
A Pisces would sing like a canary.
A Capricorn would pick a fight with everyone and get arrested, just because.
A Leo would start strong and then just say fuck it, I did it.
A Libra would cry and tell.
An Aries would be too cold, unbelievable.
A Gemini would help them piece shit together.

I think Virgo's would be solid, Sag's are unpredictable.

uhm, if all three aren't the same person, what's the point? might as well turn yourself in 😛

what a stupid thread.

Posted by BommyKnocker

Posted by james tate
ALABY WE WERE ALL AT A SEX ORGY.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

They will check you guys for sexual activity though, not smart.

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But we DID have the orgy beforehand... Tate's still good there 😛

We're Caps, we plan these things out LOL

1- friend who you trust will help you bury the victim

Ain't no one going to know what I did, I'm perfectly capable of burying the body myself!


2- friend who you trust to be your alibi

My Aries BFF (F), I just have to tell her I was on a date with a man and don't want my BF to know 😛


3- and friend who you trust to be there to bail you out

Probably the Cancer (M) who's in and out of my life but would never leave me stranded...

Burying the body? I'd call my Scorpio male cousin to help me do that.

Alibi? I'd arrange (aka PLAN) to do it on a night someone is having a huge party and make sure I show up and be the life of the party. Why have one alibi, when you can have many? No one would be told anything.
If I had to choose just one person, I'd choose Aqua male. He'd know how to be calm, cool and intelligent enough to handle an interrogation.

Bail? That one's easy! My Aries father.