STORY TIME II !!!!

WINKY THE WINKY WOO

Winky had never seen light. For as long as he could remember he had always been blind in his one tiny eye.

Despite growing up in perpetual darkness, Life had dealt Winky the difficult task of "supporting" Hairy Veiny Bulbous Dude, his childish and demanding slacker buddy.

Together, Winky and Hairy Veiy Bulbous Dude, lived a comfortable, if sheltered existence.

Sometimes they were too hot. Other times they felt too cold. Occasionally they felt itchy.

But Winky the Winky Woo and Hairy Veiny Bulbous Dude lived comfortably for the most part.

In fact, life would have seemed monotonous to Winky had it not been for "The Feeling".

The Feeling came to Winky the Winky Woo at least ten times a day. It made Winky feel happy. It gave him warmth.

And it always made him feel stronger.

Winky looked forward to The Feeling's divine visits. It added purpose to his life.

Now the ungrateful Hairy Veiny Bulbous Dude was jealous of Winky's visits from above.

"Why do YOU get visits and I don't?" he'd say accusingly to Winky, each time it happened.

But Winky, who was in too much of a euphoric state to answer, would only "nod" a couple of times before settling into a warm slumber.

So Hairy made a plan: The next time Winky was momentarily freed, Hairy was going to swing upwards and push Winky into the "spikes" (Zipper).

They were conjoined, after all, and Hairy thought that he deserved to share Winky's divine experiences, too.

He would prove this to Winky, even if it meant hurting himself as well.

So when Winky complained about his eye itching, Hairy knew it was time. Winky would be freed soon, so that his eye would vomit the Smelly Smelly Yellow Water it occasionally leaked when Hairy was full.

Silently, Hairy listened. And then --

FRRRRRRRP, came the sound, and Hairy, who had no eyes, felt the coldness of the outside world. Quickly, he sprang into action --

"What are you doing!?" Winky cried, but it as too late.

BUMP!

Together they felt the pain of the spikes (zipper).

And Winky and Hairy stung all over.

When Winky's eye had finished vomiting, in spurts this time, and the outside world was closed away to Winky and Hairy, Winky understood Hairy's actions.

He promised to share his divine experiences with Hairy for the rest of their time together.

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END

The moral of the story? There isn't one. Congratulations, you just read a story about a dick and balls.

Lol I liked it. 🙂

Made balls seem much more human to me. Like uh they have feelings...?

Posted by brianafay
Made balls seem much more human to me. Like uh they have feelings...?

LOL

now do a story about winky and the red cave monster.

Red? :/

I know Winky & Hairy,they're good dudes,just a little sheltered.I also know Winky's cousin Willy One Eye and the twins he hangs with.Willy works out,and he's pretty strong,but hard headed and dumb as a rock. 🙂

Bella are you sure that isn't nigel the one eyed zipper snake?