If heaven exists?

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Posted by ThroatVirus
"the beer is in the back, help yourself bro"

lmao! thats awesome.

serious answer!! i hope he understands why iv'e thought the things iv'e thought, and done the things ive done, and understood my real intentions despite the consequences that have inevitably followed. i hope he forgives me for the sins iv'e commited, and the sins i will commit. i'm only 21 lol 🙂

:O can't believe your only 23. but yeah your right, still plenty of time to commit murder or something...

yeah the whole, marriage, husband, dog etc. it's all suggestive, despite your *cough* freakishly childish appearance.

yeah sorry, homeowner as well. LOL. it's a good thing, i'm sure!

"You are a woman who is barely alive. Angels, I shall rebuild her. I Am the Almighty. I have the capability to build the world's first AWESOME woman. Caligula will be that woman. She will be better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster."

😄

i would probably like it if God would say "Wellcome! Now you have eternal life,and eternal is also every existing alcohol that is on earth,but this is Heaven so my hot angel guys will show you around.Have fun and I gave you 5 stomach's so I hope you won't puke up again everything.And oh,here's a cigarette.have fun yoooo'!!!!" lol.