The Whys of Men

The Whys of Men
( No Offense intended )


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?


(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?


(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO


FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?


(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?


(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)


(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)


And my personal favorite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius


LMAO.... i love that.....!
hehe

not bad

This isht is funny!

I persoanlly Like # 1 # 2 # 6 and # 8..lol..im female its a must to like those ones,lol..🙂

sick, sick little puppys

Gosh,you say that like it's a bad thing or something.My favs are#2,5,6,7 and 8.

#6 when did we stop humping the legs no wonder people are always staring at me.
# 7 I always keep the seat down even when I am peeing
# 8 most men won't mow the lawn ,
need I go on?

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?


(because they are plugged into a genius)



hahahaha.. thats my FAVORITE 😛

Subject: young boy
>
>A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and asked his father
if
>they could discuss his use of the car.
>
>His father said he'd make a deal with him. "You bring your grades up
>from a C to a B average, study your Bible, get your hair cut and we'll
>talk about the car."
>
>
>
>The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
>offer and they agreed on it.
>
>After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You
>brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying
>your Bible, but I'm really disappointed you haven't gotten your hair
>cut."
>
>The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been
>thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that
>Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long
>hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."
>
>
>To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked
>everywhere they went?"
>
>

"Did you also notice they all walked
>everywhere they went?"


Lmao..good one scorpionlady....