Thoughts on a Free Market System

Money: the communists believed that it was the root of all evil. They were right. However Russians weren't strong enough to fight the devil. They finally admitted that their plan to eliminate currency and return to a barter stystem was completely insane in March 1921 when Lenin and his possey ended their policies of War Communism in favor of NEP (New Economic Policy. . . except it was in russian so it must have sounded more impressive) which allowed for distribution of soviet ruples, free unregulated agriculture, and the development of small privately owned businesses.

However even in a wonderful free market society like the US, who foriegn nations (especially France) critisize for it's soulless Capitalism (they're just jealous our system's more productive than their backwards socialism), yes even in this glorious monument to Laissez Faire that would make Adam Smith blush with pride and which has turned it's citizens into nameless statistics of excess conspicuous consumption. . . I am broke.

Which is why my friend and I have decided to become Sex Entrepreneurs. The sexual market is one of the fastest growing multi-billion-dollar markets in the US, and one in which women are rapidly moving into rolls of management. Now the only important thing you have to understand from what I just said is: SEX = $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ . And what better country to feed upon the oportunities which are presented before me than right here in the good ol' US of A? I can only hope that our warriors-of-faith anti-freedom-of-expression puritanistic closed-minded right-winged dinasours of a Christianity based system of personal and sexual repression which keep the "public moral value system" intact do not create some sort of fundamentalist outcry about how sexual expression is against their religious values and therefore is bad for society. Hopefully they will be too occupied with their crusades overseas to notice any sort of economic development like mine in the US.

(sarcasm....)

satire

my friend states that I need to add I'm a feminist and this will put the sex thing in a whole new light cause that means I support sexual liberation and not sexual domination or some such thing, although I thought that was already clear.

Just want to make sure there's no confusion.