Three Good Arguments

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was
God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work
for Him to do.

Amen!!!

Lol?.

Good points?
Dont tell me jesus were gay too..??

Hey you could be on to something there Qbone. Maybe that's why all of his Twelve Disciples were men. And before anyone takes offence, I'd say Jesus also had a good sense of humour!

I did many researches on my limited lifetime on holy stuff, almost for 20 years of my life gone in that hell.. Nothing to gain... nothing to lose... God is not an image "that you can carry"... GOD and EVIL has nothing to do with "personifications" that stupid religions dictating us to believe...

Some people may not agree with what I say.. it is my personal point of view anyway..

But?

I don?t believe in any religion..(I hate those) but those are as (my beloved catlady suggested with her ever lasting wisdom) freed us from barbarism, and I agree with her. 200% .

The problem is? religion and politics can not be combined?my hate of religion is based on (political reason) and not the (emotional reason).

Back to Jesus?!!

Ever think.. Who he was..??... what he did..?? Back on my article above.. He removed a monopoly of GOD from Jews.. And transferred it to every living being on earth...

Now? you tell me? who would you call him/he your GOD... ? YAHVAH... ?or ELOHIM or... since the old age... ALLAH..?? He has. 99 names of it. And one holy name...

Allah... is the name of god that was practiced since Babylon time... more than 7000 years ago (before bible).

In Persia he had the name as Ormazd..or (Ahuramazda) in some script..

Marduk.. In Sumeria

RA in Egypt.

Zeus in Greek.

Brahma in India.

Ahura in old Persian.

Khoda in new Persian.

Rabb in old Persian

Hoo in old Persian

Hagh.. in old Arabian /Persian

Momen in old Arabian

And many more..



I know exactly 83 of those names..

Do you..??

Jesus... weren?t GOD.. Not son of GOD... nor prophet?

HE WAS A LIBERATOR..

And that?s it...
Gay? woman...man.. Not man.. Kid.. Or what ever...!



I don?t believe him for a second.. Don?t get me wrong? but as a researcher.. He is a Hero and Saviour for many..

Like mine? (Che guevera)?. Fight for freedom.. as Jesus did 2000 years ago.