Vanity Thy Name Is Woman

I've a question for all your girlies out there. We all know the way we can enhance our clevage with wonderbras, breast enhancers etc. etc. etc. (and bloody cotton wool if push comes to shove!!!) but I have a friend who's determined to "enhance" her bottom!! Plastic surgery is not an option but she's convinced there must be something out there on the market like a pair of "step-in knickers~" with padded bottom backs that will give her a shaplier rear!!! She's has me hounded to find them!! I've serached the net for such but to no avail.....she's into J-Lo and Kylie's big time and feels "unwomanly" without these assets.....Can anyone tell me of any site or shop out there on the net or wherever that sells such a garment?? Is there such a garment??

Another thing she wants info. on is lip enhancement....anyone got it and what's the best type to get?
Ciao my pals.
Alana x

very interesting I had the Idea of opening a pub once, and have the bar maids ware false bottoms like you are talking about. I was going to call it pinch a winch but could not find false bottoms. small world.

another thought implants, false bumm implants they do tits why not bumms?

um. . . enhancing is not what I'm into... people just. . . grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . you enhance one day and going to be deinhancing the next. . . personally I've got nothing I really care to enhance, things big enough to begin with. . . grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Well, it's better to be yourself....
why enchance and suffer for the sake of beauty? Original is the best... Personality is wat matter the most. U see... Whoopy? she's a very cheerful personality.. i like her!!
I understand that beauty can make one feels more confident and more likely be accepted but..... well, i just find it really cruel to ur own body....
I read the article ab't how ppl lengthen their legs b4..Oooh...cruel enough to ur ownself really! U gotta waste some amount of ur life time to learn to walk again later on. I rather spend those time to enjoy the world more or use that money for travelling!

Yo tambien. It's totally bs all that beaty enhancement stuff. Most of it anyway. At least the butt injections are, that's for sure.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes....thank you all for that good, solid, down to earth advice....I know all that and you all know all that - that really beauty is an attitude and in eye of the beholder etc. blah blah blah.....but try tell my fcukin pal that (she's not onto our page yet shall we say!!! but she will be one day!!!!) and she will just kick your shins....she's wants info. on enhancers and she wants it now. Funnily enough.....I went on her net again last nite for her and guess what - the only place I can get the bum enhancers for her is in a bl..dy Transvestite shop!! here in Dublin.....fcukin hell.....if she thinks I am going in there with her...think again kid!!! Hey but then again...I've never been to a shop like that...think I will go with her for the experience......I'm into new experiences big time:-)

pillow stuffing

Actually i saw something on tv that makes your ASS appear bigger, it's these jeans that they stuff on your ASS area which causes the illusionment. Or you can try butt excercises to be more effective and that actually makes the thought of BIGGER ASS come to reality.

This excercise will make my post seem more informative.

"Get some ankle weights and do kick backs, on all fours, lift one leg straight back and slowly lower it back to the original position, repeat with the other leg. Keep going until it *burns*! Can be done standing too). Try lunges or squats using your dumbells for extra weight. Resistance bands are also inexpensive, easily-stored equipment to help get some muscle."

and i researched this by even going as far as putting "butt stuffing" on the net.. and it lead to sites which didnt please my eye too much..so..praise me!! PRaISE ME NOW!

*runs off*

jeans that have padding on your ass that is**, i always seem to miss out the details

does you friend need a position in a pub.

U can kick me for her if u want to.lol! kidding! i nvr persuade any1 to take it my way, she can have it anyway. Just come typing down what i feel ab't plastic surgery beauty enchancement.
I think u can ask ur friend to sit down right after eating (i mean lunch/dinner) without moving for half an hr or 15mins everyday ,her butt will eventually grow bigger... It's true... haha!
Those who've bigger butt mostly is b'cos of that. Lazy to move the butt right after eating.lol!!