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why. why. WHY
lol oh my gosh that was really funny. I loved the ones on Emily Dickenson, Einstein, and George Orwell. thanks a bunch for the uplifting spirits 🙂
Awesome.
Yes, I quite enjoyed this.
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we just sold my house!!!
im glad that all my stress is bound to be over!
thought i would share my happiness to everyone
im glad that all my stress is bound to be over!
thought i would share my happiness to everyone
You've probably seen this question before (I know I have).
In Europe, a woman was near death from a very bad disease, a special kind of cancer. There was one drug that the doctors thought might save her. It was a form of radium that a druggist
In Europe, a woman was near death from a very bad disease, a special kind of cancer. There was one drug that the doctors thought might save her. It was a form of radium that a druggist
Okay, here we are.
Have you ever been so, unbelievably, completely, deeply, madly in love with someone but for whatever reason, you couldn't tell them? Maybe the circumstances were wrong, or the timing was off, or whatever...but for whatever reason, you had to keep it comp
Do you fear death? What about it do you fear the most? If you could pick an age to die, what age would you be? Who do you want to be around you when you die?
And finally, would you rather die before your lover or spouse, or would you rather th
And finally, would you rather die before your lover or spouse, or would you rather th
I was just thinking how fun and weird love can be. That whole "falling in love" thing; that's crazy. It's wonderful, yet painful almost at the same time. It's so exciting though, when you think you've met someone who does something to you that no one e
What do you think?
Personally, if I'm going to be really honest about it, I find men who are in any sort of position of authority or power to be slightly more attractive or seductive than others. And it doesn't even have to be some high-up posit
Personally, if I'm going to be really honest about it, I find men who are in any sort of position of authority or power to be slightly more attractive or seductive than others. And it doesn't even have to be some high-up posit
Post your favorites here. Be prepared for serious cheesiness, mostly from me :)
And what better song to start off with than this one?
Silly Love Songs
Paul McCartney & Wings
You'd think
that people would have had enough
And what better song to start off with than this one?
Silly Love Songs
Paul McCartney & Wings
You'd think
that people would have had enough
Hey anybody know of anything astrologically that would make you cynical and sardonic and joke about the worlds inevitable doom— Because you know, the world is doomed.
i live in cali, and my friends are planning a road trip, but don't know really where to go.... suggestions?
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Martha Stewart's Answer:
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.
Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' Answer:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its
life-long dream of crossing the road.
Ralph Nader's Answer:
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been pollutedby unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Pat Buchanan's Answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Rush Limbaugh's Answer:
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
Jerry Falwell's Answer:
Because the chicken was ***! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is ***. And, if you eat that hicken, you will become *** too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side.".
John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Aristotle's Answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx's Answer:
It was a historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
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