BATMAN BEGINS

i has having a lively conversation with my english teacher on this.

which batman was better?

BATMAN
BATMAN RETURNS
BATMAN FOREVER(GARBAGE)
BATMAN AND ROBIN (TRASH)

BATMAN BEGINS

in my porsonal opinion BEGINS waswas best becasue it was the most believable. i mean the first two, directed by tim burton, were amazing but it was too gothic and fantasy. the newest one with all the military stuff was far nicer. but i hated katie holmes in this flick. she looked like christian bales little sister. oh and no bat nipples.

Which one with Katie Holmes?

Oh, ooops, a bit too drunk, sorry. Damn she's fine, even though crazy.

Just don't sleep with everybody, babe. And i'm too cheap to really get drunk.

it no cool asking for invites.

mr. crabby if u come to toronto, ill buy you a few rounds.
my friend is a bouncer at a bar and its good eatin' as well.
and plenty of scorpio girls. but u gotta be good at pool to get their respect.
then well get sm0oke and ull might wake up with 1-30 scorpio girls round your bed.
best part is you wont remeber anything.

OFA you glued to your best friend arent you?

well as long as you friend isnt abusive or manupilative, you have nothing to fear about dependency. but i know its an aqua thing. just like pisces and..........oh yeah forgeting stuff.

oh btw OFA men are easy. i need a car. 😢

wheres crabby?

tsk tsk tsk i just dont wanna drive a civic. ex's are cruel at least mine are

tsk tsk tsk i just dont wanna drive a civic. ex's are cruel at least mine are

I was practicing pool. Like crazy.

*goes back to practice room*

mr. Crabby you have a practice room ooooooooooh 😕
you must be swimming in money
can i play?

OFA
ive seen worser civics. especially those one with a 2 chrome rims on the front and standard rims at the back. it makes no sense, eihter buy all four or none at all.
ill tell you what though my ex's try to hurt me especially this gemini girl but you know i have no problem dumping her becasue she asked me out and we dated fora day then she goes on vacation for 2 months and expects me to wait for her after she comes back. i unno if she was liveing in a middle ages. and she completly blew my chances with the aqua girl and taurus girl which took a few years to fix.

i find some of my virgo friends are becoming selfish. and they always say hey u wanna "chill" i wonder if is a virgo thing. and they do have this knack for calling late. he called me once at 2 am asking if i wanted to "chill".

now there are bunch of problems to this:
1) it 2 am
2) i have test in morn
3) its canada
4) its winter

so i said no hes like why not man. him the top 4 reasons and hes like ok. but its so stupid everytime he gets dumped by a girl he either calls me or my cap friend to bitch. and hes yeling on the phone so it hurts my ears. im thinking after 20 dates he should start realizing why women dump him.

so after that he calls my cap friend at 2:30am. and my cap friend was a little less kid to him...

(phone rings)
cap: (groggy) hello?
virgo: hey man u wanna chill
cap: (looks at clock) ....
virgo: hello, u wanna cus my gf just dumped me man?
virgo: helllooooooooo.....
cap: are you out of your f-ing mind. u little (c o c k - k n o c k e r) do you even realize it 2:30 am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
cap: i tell you morons not to call me after 11pm.
virgo: but, my girlfrien.....
cap: no i dont care about her. you just woke up my entire family, you moron.
virgo: oh so um uh
cap: (click)

pretty funny story i remember virgo didnt come to school for a week.

i hate people calling me thats why i never bought a cell phone i guess.
he said he didnt like your cappy friend, he just said it out of the blue? pretty stupid if you ask me.

never scorn a cap girl i hear. their worse than scorps i hear. well everyone can be more evil that the scorps, they just have reputation for it.

but anyway hes clingy. and its bad idea to be with him becasue its an all to familar trait i see in my virgo friend. sooner or later hes gonna ask for more..dun dun dun

well its your choice what to do with him. ive already got enough problems. hmm do you realize this post used to be about Batman. lol

technically u never dated him as much. virgos become clingy after youve dated them for a while. they might not be pisces but the share the tendencies. and they get jealous bad.
ill tell you what the very same virgo got really jealous when his pisces gf was "chillin" with another guy. needless to say he kicked the crap outta him. only to find out he was p-girls brother.....bad idea. needless to say p-girl temporarily disabled his ability to walk when she found out.

just see how he acts in a few more "dates". as for making fun of you cap friend. i dont know if he intentionally did that to hurt her feelings so it would make you happy.
some guy believe making fun of other girls will make the that he like like him back. stupid idea and it backfires for obvious reasons.

i thought caps had great self control. after a few drinks im still the same all i do is talk more and stutter. all i know is dont go home with girl while your drunk, bad morning after.

oh BTW Batman(Christian Bale) was an aqua and it fit the role perfectly. btw are aqua vindictive and brooding?

if i drink heavily (which is bad for pisces) i can ramble on and on about my life. ithink everyone broods in some way or another. depending on if they have a water sign.

we should go drinking

2 sharks swimming in opposite directions: They're also pool sharks,at least they used to be.


Mr. Illmatic I'm intrigued waking up with 1 to 30 Scorpio girls around the bed,What paradise do you live in my man? You obviously need some help. I'd love to volunteer unfortunately because of some wreckage in my past I can't make any runs to Canada right now.Your statement has taken over #1 on keef's fantasy chart and it's #1 with a bullet on the daydream chart.All those stings I bet you're hesitant about stepping out of bed in the morning

The first batman with Michael Keaton,Michael Keaton wore the get-up the best especially the mask and cowl his expression the,lips. He also did a good job of portraying Bruce Wayne-Batman as physcologically f--ked up. Jack Nicholson was off the hook. Out of all his flicks this is when I really became a Jack Nicholson watcher. If there was any weak point to the picture it was the music of Prince not that they were bad songs just the wrong songs in the wrong places in the movie. Tim Burton's direction and the sets of the movie (Gotham city) were fantastical.

keef
it wasnt that fun sometimes their passed out and they smell like puke.

and i didnt like Burton-era Batman becasue it seemed so fake. the thing was almost surreal where batman beyond wasnt. beyond was very believeable.