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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a fucking fucker fuck
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a fucking fucker fuck-sorry, tourettes. He
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and
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LOL!Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in yer mouth, baby."
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust ya sexy brute."
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny!
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!" Killing me softly plays on the
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heorine
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "fuck this shit"
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "fuck this shit, I'm a VIRGO!" Peter exclaims "Oh robot sex, awesome !" He switches on her nipple switches and they vibrated in sympathy with his small package. It was semtex !



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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "fuck this shit, I'm a VIRGO!" Peter exclaims "Oh robot sex, awesome !" He switches on her nipple switches and they vibrated in sympathy with his small package. It was semtex ! Baby milk spurts, Peter laps it. Her nipples malfunction and start creasing
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "fuck this shit, I'm a VIRGO!" Peter exclaims "Oh robot sex, awesome !" He switches on her nipple switches and they vibrated in sympathy with his small package. It was semtex ! Baby milk spurts, Peter laps it. Her nipples malfunction and start creasing and shooting sparks! So he bends himself over backwards
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "fuck this shit, I'm a VIRGO!" Peter exclaims "Oh robot sex, awesome !" He switches on her nipple switches and they vibrated in sympathy with his small package. It was semtex ! Baby milk spurts, Peter laps it. Her nipples malfunction and start creasing and shooting sparks! So he bends himself over backwards and mimics Prince. Tinkerbell's dwarf fetish

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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "treetrunk this butter, I'm a VIRGO!" Peter exclaims "Oh robot sex, awesome !" He switches on her nipple switches and they vibrated in sympathy with his small package. It was semtex ! Baby milk spurts, Peter laps it. Her nipples malfunction and start creasing and shooting sparks! So he bends himself over backwards and mimics Prince. Tinkerbell's dwarf fetish becomes reality when Vern Troyer's member became so large
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "treetrunk this butter, I'm a VIRGO!" Peter exclaims "Oh robot sex, awesome !" He switches on her nipple switches and they vibrated in sympathy with his small package. It was semtex ! Baby milk spurts, Peter laps it. Her nipples malfunction and start creasing and shooting sparks! So he bends himself over backwards and mimics Prince. Tinkerbell's dwarf fetish becomes reality when Vern Troyer's member became so large his little legs buckled under the
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "treetrunk this butter, I'm a VIRGO!" Peter exclaims "Oh robot sex, awesome !" He switches on her nipple switches and they vibrated in sympathy with his small package. It was semtex ! Baby milk spurts, Peter laps it. Her nipples malfunction and start creasing and shooting sparks! So he bends himself over backwards and mimics Prince. Tinkerbell's dwarf fetish becomes reality when Vern Troyer's member became so large his little legs buckled under the weight of it. He asks "Wench, what the treetrunk is crawling out of your coal-hole?"

"Cigarette smoking crab, how dare you cheat on me! I thought we had a thing with the donkey, midget and squirrel. Might as well
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Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"

Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "treetrunk this butter, I'm a VIRGO!" Peter exclaims "Oh robot sex, awesome !" He switches on her nipple switches and they vibrated in sympathy with his small package. It was semtex ! Baby milk spurts, Peter laps it. Her nipples malfunction and start creasing and shooting sparks! So he bends himself over backwards and mimics Prince. Tinkerbell's dwarf fetish becomes reality when Vern Troyer's member became so large his little legs buckled under the weight of it. He asks "Wench, what the treetrunk is crawling out of your coal-hole?"

"Cigarette smoking crab, how dare you cheat on me! I thought we had a thing with the donkey, midget and squirrel. Might as well contact the Sheriff via telepathic waves shoop da whoop
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Mama got pissed because he broke her old back when he treetrunked Don King because his hair was merged with pubes and a thick strand of dingleberries. Don's heart was a thumpin, thumpin like a witch-doctor. It exploded with some food babies that materialized into Snap, Crackle, & Pop. THE END. Haha, just kidding. Don fell over & snapped his twig IN THA RIVER. LL Cool J strolled past scratching his balls that he dipped in some honey. All the while
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Mama got pissed because he broke her old back when he treetrunked Don King because his hair was merged with pubes and a thick strand of dingleberries. Don's heart was a thumpin, thumpin like a witch-doctor. It exploded with some food babies that materialized into Snap, Crackle, & Pop. THE END. Haha, just kidding. Don fell over & snapped his twig IN THA RIVER. LL Cool J strolled past scratching his balls that he dipped in some honey. All the while his starfish was puckered like a baby licking limes and spittin lines
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Mama got pissed because he broke her old back when he treetrunked Don King because his hair was merged with pubes and a thick strand of dingleberries. Don's heart was a thumpin, thumpin like a witch-doctor. It exploded with some food babies that materialized into Snap, Crackle, & Pop. THE END. Haha, just kidding. Don fell over & snapped his twig IN THA RIVER. LL Cool J strolled past scratching his balls that he dipped in some honey. All the while his starfish was puckered like a baby licking limes and spittin lines while doing crimes and the riverdance. Luckily he'd just invoked the Thrust of Nastee Luste, the chicks discombobulated !

Sucking a cod,
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Mama got pissed because he broke her old back when he treetrunked Don King because his hair was merged with pubes and a thick strand of dingleberries. Don's heart was a thumpin, thumpin like a witch-doctor. It exploded with some food babies that materialized into Snap, Crackle, & Pop. THE END. Haha, just kidding. Don fell over & snapped his twig IN THA RIVER. LL Cool J strolled past scratching his balls that he dipped in some honey. All the while his starfish was puckered like a baby licking limes and spittin lines while doing crimes and the riverdance. Luckily he'd just invoked the Thrust of Nastee Luste, the chicks discombobulated !

Sucking a cod, while sipping Pernod, & pumping the clog

(A triple three word entry. That's 3 squared biznatches. 😛)
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