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Posted by everevolvingepithet
Once upon a time Tinkerbell stripped and invited Peter, he drooled alot and forgot he had hot spots all over hissss NECK. So he proceeded to grab his purple Hermes and his gay best friend forever. But his gay homie wanted Peter to suck his fingers and toes. Peter said, 'wtf dude, i'm not gay like you'. Peter's friend was really disappointed because he wanted to have a quickie, but Peter wasn't down with that. So he grabbed Tinkerbell's naughty bits with handcuffs in her stinky crotch. The stench was so intoxicating, Peter passed out deliriously. Eventually he awoke to the sound of someone queefing his name. He stuck his finger where the sun DOES NOT SHINE! Suddenly he awoke again, this time to see a man looming over with a net and a pair of briefs grinning over his scumptious, fabulous magic stick which emits rays of wisdom. TInkerbell jizzed in her porridge and said, "My what big nutrient rich meal this is! I feel sexy, take my hand and stick it in this pie while stirring it with that tongue of golden pixie dust." Peter dips his tongue into her armpit and takes a massive lick from the toad's slimy behind then goes to kiss her gently right on her forehead, while gently caressing her feeble arousal and she exclaims, "Oh hunny bunny! I'm getting wet! Turn off the sprinklers, you twit!"
Killing me softly plays on the new african drums and our new heroine decides to scream, "fuck this shit, I'm a VIRGO!" Peter exclaims "Oh robot sex, awesome !" He switches on her nipple switches and they vibrated in sympathy with his small package. It was semtex !














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