So just about anywhere on the internet you can find tons and tons of information about any signs positive qualities, maybe some of their more general negative ones as well, but for the most part (and with good reason) the really in depth stuff tends to stay positive. Well I think that this only gives you half an idea of who someone is. I think the dark side is just as beautiful as the light because it shows many other qualities, some more wicked than others, that go under the radar. Which is exactly what brought me to write up this blog about the negative traits of the zodiac, starting with Pisces. Just about anyone who knows a Pisces personally knows they can be the most creative, hilarious, caring, genuine friends the world has to offer. They know that Pisces usually have deeper reasons for everything they do, and are the type to over think and beat themselves up. They know a Pisces can crack a smile even when the world is on their shoulders. And this is all true, but it is not all that people know about the fishy people of our planet. For starters there's the tendency to lie to get out of things, I.e. feigning sick to skip out on a Halloween party, having elaborate stories to cover their asses over little tiny things just to "protect" ones feelings can be a belittling and enraging situation. "Does he not think we are equal?" "why can't he be honest with me?" "I'm not some child he has to lie to and protect!" etc. etc. Another can be very creatively shifting blame, convincing others THEY are wrong for what the Pisces has done is a skill Pisces has very honed. They have been known to desolate people with their words if upset heavily, especially some of the more macho tough guy acting fish. Pisces intuition can easily become a weapon, knowing the EXACT realities of everyone's good qualities means they know the flaws pretty well too. My theory as to why people are so offended by the fishes flaking and martyristic practice of lying to protect people is quite different to the regular old boring logical theory. My theory is that people are shocked to see this arrogant, self serving side to someone who has a doe like face you want to hug. People begin to wonder if the Pisces they know is the reincarnate of Jesus Christ himself or the worlds most skillful con artist. And the cold harsh reality to that question is, they are both. I like to imagine the two fish of Pisces (the child spirit and the mother) as one very genuinely selfless spiritual
fish with a beautiful heart and basically the essence of what people love about Pisces, and one genuinely selfish and SCARILY crafty and intuitive fish. Everything a Pisces does has the input of both these fish, and if the pisces is in balance it is entirely possible to balance the two fish and be a beautifully advanced soul by harnessing the qualities of Jupiter and yet have a real and in depth understanding of the harsher realities of living from Neptune. Anyone who is spiritual knows of yin and yang, order and chaos. Having an understanding of both is what makes Pisces so damn special. very crafty and wise from his mother spirit fish, but very trustworthy and charitable from his child spirit fish. Sounds like a package deal! But this is no easy task, and there's a reason this challenge is saved for last. Try to imagine one fish as Jupiter, and the other as Neptune, and then try to imagine them arguing with each other all the time and trying to swim away from each other but being eternally chained and inevitably giving up and discussing the issue. I would imagine it feels like a job to be a Pisces sometimes, always searching for the right choice that balances the two fish well and is on par with the Pisces expectations of himself and the world that surrounds him. The challenge is admirable, and the sign deserves a little credit as his task is a tiny bit more complicated (although equally as imperative) in this reality than say an Aries who's task is to make his mark and overcome challenges. A Pisces task is basically to meld reality to spirituality. They are the guys in lab coats doing the equations for the universe. They are here to discover enlightenment. So with all of that explained, its easy to see how a fish can get overwhelmed and leave huge messes behind. It is my belief that Pisces is the last challenge in this dimension, and that many souls probably have to try many many lives as a Pisces to get it right. So that deceptive, lying, crafty, manipulative Pisces you know, he is simply living through one fish. The Neptune fish is very deeply in touch with reality. It knows exactly whats up. That's the fish that give Pisces the ability to see right into your soul through eye contact. That is what gives them their strong gut. That is the being that lived through 12 lives, the wise mother spirit. And Jupiter is the hint to whats next, the beyond, the giver of such wonders as fortune and higher learning. These two together create an ultimate enig
These two together create an ultimate enigma which harbors a truly divine answer, somewhere lost in all the fuzz inside of a Pisces mind. So yeah, next time your Pisces friend is an hour and a half late to the get together, or isn't matching his socks, remember... He kiiiiind of has a lot on his mind. A little understanding goes a long way for these fellas, and if you support them through their treacherous Neptune shit storms you will be given V.I.P. access to their inner beauty, and rightfully so.
Just about anyone who knows a Pisces personally knows they can be the most creative, hilarious, caring, genuine friends the world has to offer. They know that Pisces usually have deeper reasons for everything they do, and are the type to over think and beat themselves up. They know a Pisces can crack a smile even when the world is on their shoulders. And this is all true, but it is not all that people know about the fishy people of our planet.
For starters there's the tendency to lie to get out of things, I.e. feigning sick to skip out on a Halloween party, having elaborate stories to cover their asses over little tiny things just to "protect" ones feelings can be a belittling and enraging situation. "Does he not think we are equal?" "why can't he be honest with me?" "I'm not some child he has to lie to and protect!" etc. etc. Another can be very creatively shifting blame, convincing others THEY are wrong for what the Pisces has done is a skill Pisces has very honed. They have been known to desolate people with their words if upset heavily, especially some of the more macho tough guy acting fish. Pisces intuition can easily become a weapon, knowing the EXACT realities of everyone's good qualities means they know the flaws pretty well too. My theory as to why people are so offended by the fishes flaking and martyristic practice of lying to protect people is quite different to the regular old boring logical theory. My theory is that people are shocked to see this arrogant, self serving side to someone who has a doe like face you want to hug. People begin to wonder if the Pisces they know is the reincarnate of Jesus Christ himself or the worlds most skillful con artist. And the cold harsh reality to that question is, they are both.
I like to imagine the two fish of Pisces (the child spirit and the mother) as one very genuinely selfless spiritual