Hey dude, i want to give back your gay porn. I thought it was okay, but I am not down for lemon parties, and group male sex.
From gay porn lover
Nah, i wanted girl on girl not guy on guy, but i\'m not mad at you, so don\'t think that, dude. You are still my friend in the whole wide world.
Well, i am pretty buzzed...
Wait a minute, i see where this is going...YOUR ROOM! Although you are my best-est buddy
Wait a minute, i see where this is going...YOUR ROOM! Although you are my best-est buddy
Just like the last time, you pretended to be drunk while you seduced me...No wonder shaks protects you, he gave in. 😉
Sorry hunny, you are cute, but not cute enough!
Sorry hunny, you are cute, but not cute enough!
Now you are mad because i denied you, damn. You are a player, I am going to tell shaks about this, so he can take you off his admire list on dxpnet.com
Nah, but seriously when do you want your gay porn back?
Nah, but seriously when do you want your gay porn back?
Oh look, i can make up stuff too.
Posted by Days22
I agree with sorti, but I want to watch you PP take on Q's boner.
Man, I am a fucking gay porn lover.
Yeah, i was being the typical virgo and decided to organize your movies for you in a nice label in large font, so you can remember to put the dvds in the correct order.
It only takes 20 minutes to correctly organize all these \"guys gone wild\" and \"dude, where is my pants\" movies that you have lent me, and i know how you Pisces love having a messy environment, but i put some effort in cleaning the white stains off the covers too.
Posted by Days22
youre being more of a pisces
being so delusional in dream land
Even this is a delusion. 😄
C\'mon, live a little! If you can take a cock, you can take a joke!
But i enjoy happiness, do you? Nah, you prefer the other meaning of gay 😉
Yeah, I\'m a need a change soon. At my age, holding in terd is very hard to do, but you are young, so you can hold anything in there.
Ah well, look at the time, I need to pass the sheets with my lady, so i\'m a leave you to your movies. I decided to ship them back to you, and i understand if you are putting on this front to impress the girls. The secret is between you and me! *zipps mouth shout with fingers*
Ah well, look at the time, I need to pass the sheets with my lady, so i\'m a leave you to your movies. I decided to ship them back to you, and i understand if you are putting on this front to impress the girls. The secret is between you and me! *zipps mouth shout with fingers*
Oh, i\'m sorry. Do you accept e-monopoly money to accommodate the loss of e-pride? I am willing to share!
But, i\'ll talk to you in the morning!
But, i\'ll talk to you in the morning!
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
Next time sorti ask me, what do you wanna be when you grow up I'll just say: "Sorti" 😄
Thanks shaks!
Posted by Days22
i have no e-pride so idk what ur on about
There are different forms of E buddy, c'mon don't you rave?
Posted by Days22
he should wear a lucha libra mask too.
I can borrow your gimp suit, but i know how much you love that, so i'll stick to the lucha libra mask 😄
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
sorti, go to bed..your pisces lady is getting impatient, at any moment from now she'll probably be reaching for other forms of "external help" 😛 in order to satisfy her carnal desires.
You are right! *takes off in a lickity-split*
Posted by Days22
u should try and hang on to ur mexican pride while u still can tho
*scratches head*
QUE?
What?
I guess...
I guess...
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
Days means..you can still play the "mexican macho" card to reinforce your "Im not gay" case 😛
Ohhhhhhh, i get him now.
Nah, I'm very gay, but he's super homosexual. 😄
Posted by Days22
oh fuck just go to ur chick
im too drunk for your defense rite now
my offense needs rest
so go away to your chick. it would b the best way to prove that you really dont want to watch Q and PP
Okay, I owe you, so i'm a video tape my performance since you recorded over half of the dvds, and i felt an honor to watch you in action with other men. 😄
Alright dude, I hope you sober up, remember NO means NO and YES means NO!
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
sorti, you'll get your place in the ANNALS of Dxp History, I guarantee you 🙂
Well, of course, I started the club, so you'll just have to wait *snaps fingers at you with a little wink* and see!
Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
No worries sorti youre not alone right now..Im listening to Interpol right now..youre allowed to call me gay too 😄
Not until I see you post a picture of yourself wearing a Justin bieber shirt!
Posted by Days22
u cant record over dvds with a video camera that records dvds. You'd think a virgo would be smarter.
I'm sorry, I am stuck in the 80s. Ask shaks, he knows about my problems...I'm a Neanderthal, and a virgo, oh lord!
*shacks hands*
I think this a first a dxpnet-virgo and a dxpnet-pisces gets along without wanting sex from each other\'s women.
I think this a first a dxpnet-virgo and a dxpnet-pisces gets along without wanting sex from each other\'s women.
😄
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