You're All Fucking Weird

Was just scanning through some of the topic titles and yep, yall are some weird fuckers.

Seriously, go to the other boards and the topics are fairly normal, fairly predictable and somewhat consistent. Here, you folks don't post frequently but when you do— OMG! what the fuck is wrong with you people?

well, you're not exactly manly men are you?

i'll see you in the kitchen and this time, bring your own apron 😛

so you're saying when you flex your e-muscles it's because you're a closet homo?

and yes days, you do indeed have more chest hair than me. i'm sure all of your three strands are perfectly coiffed, dyed and laid to the side.

yeah well keep circling on that decan thingy fish. maybe he's second. or maybe he's first. or maybe he's third. he's one of those three for sure. also he's a lesbian too. that's why we get on so well.

and my bad days. i just got a flash of...

both pisces btw 😉

what tea KP? My Pisces hasn't slept a full night in like 5 years! No joke. Can you PM me the type of tea or recipe?

thanx in advance? 🙂

I know we are, Tubby. 😉

But.. wow.. shit is getting deeeeep in here. Imma hafta bust out my hip waders soon, methinks.

Posted by KingPisces

Posted by shellshocker
what tea KP? My Pisces hasn't slept a full night in like 5 years! No joke. Can you PM me the type of tea or recipe?

thanx in advance? 🙂

Done.

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Yipeee!

Posted by Nefer
I know we are, Tubby. 😉

But.. wow.. shit is getting deeeeep in here. Imma hafta bust out my hip waders soon, methinks.

baaaaaaaaasically.

what happened to the normal, "my boyfriend is a jackass" posts? can i get more of those please and thank you.

Posted by KingPisces
@Days: How's the sleep, sleeping beauty?

Posted by Days22
some nights good some nights bad. But your tea has helped!

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Gay.

Posted by Days22
Dont Worry Bella. I didnt take his horn. If only you would just admit you want it already. Its so obvious. Gosh.

Sweetie...we need to talk.
See,bulls have horns,fish have fins.
Italian fish have hairy chests,Japanese descendant fish have very small genitalia.

Posted by KingPisces
I just found this...LMFAO...

Cow Tit Whore

Definition: An ugly whore with fat cow tits. "Ugly" referring to "non-attractive. " "Whore" referring to a slut that grabs your package than asks your name. "Fat" refers to Obese. "Cow Tits" refers to those pastey-white flabby tits that belong on a cow or other beast. A Derogatory term used for insult, commonly used when said "Whore" grabs your package.

"I'm married, don't touch me you Nasty Cow Tit Whore!"
"When my wife sees that Cow Tit Whore, she's gonna knock her bitch-ass out!"
"The Nasty Cow Tit Whore flashed me and I threw up a little in my mouth."

WOW.Friendship suddenly over.

LOL, What a bag of douche you are sir.
If treetrunkin weirdness didn't exist the world would die boy!
The world needs spiritual and eccentric fish in it!

I like weird too.