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okay, i 've been busy. had little time to ever get on. i feel so missing out. but u know oh well. my uncle bruse is being an absoulute cookiemonster to my dad my mom and me. i'm so anyoied by him. oh well. anyway we are going to have an absoulte acution on all the store propertry maybe even not even get it. oh well that doesn't matter we can sell hardware elsewhere and we have the rental property that he can't get his greasy hands on it. ohwwoue. i hate it. but u know as long as the house is in my aunts possien that's all i care about it and such. all of the good stuff that was worth so much got brunt down anyway a couple yrs. back. low insuracne a stupid cuousin. oh well.

britans a few do like america and don't hate, i'm right? Right. trying to get a date to homecoming. oh well. even my younger brother found someone to date. on our street though. no suprise.... i'm the only one. Why? Why? well, i wnat to date but hell, my life is now in more of damn near stresful evnets i can't stand to maybe be able to handle one more person but u know if love happens it won't be to hard. now won't it. wink wink. Nod (slowly) nod.... no. but anyway. Miss u all ttul. until then
James the13th

Dear James, the pisces have had some hard times lately, as your fellow fish know all too well. But don?t despair, things are already getting better. You?ll see!
I?m a travelling sea-turtle, the whole ocean is my domain, and I can tell you the folks in Europe don?t hate Americans as individuals, but for sure there is some skirmish for their foreign policy. But it should not be a surprise; since the fall of the Soviet,the usual following struggle for filling the power-gap has been going on. One should not take it to heart - it will be solved one way or the other, someday.
Chin up and ask the girl!

I think I'm going to move to Spain.

Why?

I think Ill move back to america, I liked it there not the pub seine we have here but o.k.. the motorways are nicer and our foreign policy sucks just like theres. The only thing is american women arent as loose as the one's here in the u.k.

LOL. . . Really? That's sort of surprising. . .

I don't know, I just feel that living in the US is living too close to hmmm. . . To close to people I dont want to live by if I want to do what I want to do. Yup Yup, cause when I publish me booke, I don't want to live anywhere near anybody I know. Not that I wrote about anything bad. I just don't think they'll like my discriptiveness, and I don't want to hear them complain.

Well, it?s safer isn?t it - the loose ladies left behind? Bet it?s not as much fun, though...

Hi Morgan. All these emi/immigrating ideas are making me confused. My head swivelles from left to right, trying to check who?s coming and who?s going! But there should always be a good reason for moving/running , as some wise guy once said: "Never run away unless you know where you are running to".
Tell us about your booke, as a reading fanatic I?d love to read your stuff. Even promote it or translate it if it?s any good!

it'll be fine. come to america it would be great.

LOL, it isn't done yet. . . Far from it. . . And it's what I call surrealist writing. It's not a normal plot based fiction, instead I'm going with a more modernist approach, texture not text. It's easier that way for me because I'm more of a poet then a storyteller, so we'll see. I really like the more hispanic style of magical realism. . . I'm trying to copy that a bit. It'll probably get marked as sci fi or fantasy in our English market though, because they're all closed minded. Anyway, don't want to give away what it's about, because I want to see if anyone will be able to understand it straight off. . . I'm so criptic sometimes and I'm completely in love with double meanings, so I'm a bit worried about that what the actual interpretations will be. Oh well, it will be fun to see though.

LOL. And I'm in America James, Boston, remember. I'm sorry if the names are confusing. . . LunaLady and Morganofmind is the same person, me. . . I just got tired of having the same name for forever. 😛

bottom line I drink I treetrunk I pass out I can do this anywere.

Better get those anonymuses straighten out: Morgan is the chattier version of Luna, JT is the british guy James, the other James is the American number 13, Allen is Allen when he isn?t Jim Morrison - right??

such a wonderful and diverse family of fish. How about a big group hug and party? James can bring the refreshments. I got the pizza. and the friendly aries bird will supply the entertainment.

rofl.

ILL pass on the group hug unles its all nude female fish.

agani rofl.
well my step grand mother passed away. adn then my momther's being a cookiemonster. along w/ my uncle still. but u know things are still going well. i hve act later to deal w./ and no one to take to a dance homecoming this fri. sad. well i really just want a friend. my parents want a picture, there have to wait. anyway i tried out for ky's all state chior i din't get it.

Jamesy, nice speech, should check your spelling though, put on your nicest smile and ASK THE GIRL!

James the 13th If I come to kent ucky would you go pub hopping with me I could spend a day just studing your kenship patterns.

james the 13th is actually the alter ego of Dr. james tate.
According to a recent London Times article, Dr. Tate is often viewed as the next Winston Churchill.

Better than a baldwin, Stanly or chamberlan.

Wait Wait Wait... Who's conspiring with germans now?

dr. tate actually has a top-secret strategy to undermine America and brainwash it's brightest minds. He is using the Duncan Expose (whatever that is) as his current tool. I fear that he has already eliminated the great bird.
It's up to Morgan, Turtle and James the 13th to save america. we must use our pisces power to defeat this madman from the uk.

Aha, by counter espionage...

exactly, turtle.
You are very perceptive. After watching X-Files, i now am sure that this Duncan expose thingie is simply a tool of the government. Dr. Tate is trying to circumvent our style of life and brainwash us all. According to one of my spies, he has kidnapped freebird and is holding her hostage in his cage outside liverpool. we must charter a plane immediately and stage a rescue. Fly away birdie if you can.

How exciting! But you forget we don?t need airplanes, we simply swim there, land transport could be more trouble though. Only thing is, what are we spying for? Shall we start with finding out if JT speaks russian, chinese or arabic? Or if he really likes his whiskey? Or alltogether something else? You lead, ruler of the pisces!

ok, since i was a huge fan of these x-men movies i will devise a plan. we are spying to see if dr. tate is an secret agent of the uk who is assigned the destroy the minds of us tender pisces fish. we will use magical fish powers to swim the atlantic, then we will use you the turtle to sneak into dr. tates hideaway and free the bird. we will then load bombs on the birds wings and destroy the evil dr. tate. oh lord, i hope the freebird has not been harmed . it has been three days now and still now word from here. i am so worried. and i must swim away on a business trip friday morning. and yes, we must to discover the orgin of duncan expose. how did we all swim here. is this the only pisces board and why are there so few fish here. hmmm. something is not right and i think dr. tate has the answers. are you ready, brave turtle. this mission will require of our special fish powers. we are true x-men and women. be strong birdie, we are coming for you and my hair looks marvelous today.

I?m sure the bird isn?t caged but already flying out there gathering some secrets. Better wait a day or two for her to fly back and spill the beans. We can use the waiting to plot our strategy. Know any good code?
Wonder if Morgan isn?t getting some good surrealistic material now for her booke...

hmm. is morgan a writer. so am i. Surrealism is sometimes better than the real thing. Every good pisces realizes that. Dreams are the lifeblood for us.
I've heard that Dr. Tate is a huge bloke 6-3 350 pound, stone, rocks, etc., so you need to be careful when you waddle into his mansion. don't let him step in you or it will be turtle soup. if the freebird has not escaped her cage, release her and tell her of our plot and what we have disovered about dr. tate. us fish we will wait for you in the thames river, then we will all meet at big ben.

LOL... You guys crack me up 😛... Although, I'm not a pisces :O... I'm not banned now am I?

Ugh, have you ever tried to swim in the Thames? it?s almost as bad as the Great Canal (Venice Italy), Leicester Square is a better rendez-vous if one has a bird to hide, given the escapees make it to London, most probably poorly disguised (these fins and shells are a problem) from the Midlands or wherever.
And don?t for a minute think of stealing Morgans ideas...

You are most welcome Morgan, as you see we are of course very busy on an important hush-hush mission but in sore need of manpower - or is it brainpower - well, Allen is the plotmaster, I?m his agent, but we?ll need someone to man the phone and invent a good secret code...

I'm working on the code as we speak, turtle. Ok , we will skip the dirty thames. I am very protective of my fish hair anyway. Are you sure you can navigate the london streets with your turtle legs. hmm. dr. tate has been silent lately. i think he suspects something. still no word from the bird. she is defeinitely being held ransom. what kind of writer is morgan,

Morgan mostly writes bizarre poetry and short stories. Morgan writes what she feels. Today she feels like writing humor. Only it seems that the only person she's amusing is herself. Silly Morgan never understands her chosen audience.

Morgan would say she'd ransom her with gold coins, but the gold coins were actually chocolate, and Morgan ate them all already, she apologizes.

Have you got the phonecall, you know, when someone demands the money or else? Get the techno guys to repair the recorder, just in case. Be alert!

i am waiting on the call, do you think dr. tate has clipped freebirds wings. oh my.
morgan, i love gothic poetry. once dated a goth girl (dressed in black, the whole deal) so i learned something about their culture. pretty durn strange but also kinda cool. lots of goths are also pisces. depressive view of the world.
for some reason, i fear that dr. tate works for long john silvers and he wants to convert us into fish food. but why did he have to involve freebird in this evil plot. how dare him.

hmm. i just thought of something.
so far we only have recruited me and turtle to take on england's infamous dr. tate and the british empire. can morgan of boston help. where are the other pisces of the world. can a turtle and overly sensitive goldfish foil dr. tate and rescue the magnificent freebird? oh my.
somehow, i think freebird is plotting her own escape plans. she is so intelligent and wise.

Don?t worry, Allen, your undercover turtle is used to navigate through London streets on her turtly legs, besides you just hail a taxi, ask the price and that?s the only question asked. No wonder 007 made it there. Now Morgan came up with an idea; how about offering chocolate chips for ransom? It?s a lot cheaper than gold coins, not to mention avoiding the hard work of raiding the bank of england?

what does dr. tate prefer. I believe he is a heavy drinker. will guinness or becks hold him over.
while we are in uk, can we please take the chunnel to belgium or france, please turtle, oh please. i so need a vacation. maybe the turtle and the virginia goldfish can even have a fling by jim morrison's grave in paris. oh my. how bold. you know gertude stein and many literary and art greats are buried with jim. i'm sure the slim turtle would like the slender goldfish. it seems that the carolina freebird might be dead anyway.

Now, Allen, you know how to catch flies; honey not vinegar. I?m a travelling turtle, and I love all these places I?ve been to and the people who live there. But I fear maybe these good times are going, or gone. These days everywhere they are expecting terrorists, not happy-go-lucky visitors. That?s sad!

Oh my, I?m a bit slow, blame it on the flu, but seriously this turtle wouldn?t dream of a fling on anyones grave. But a day in Paris would start with brunch in one of the outdoors caf?s on Champs Elysee, followed by a visit to the Louvre, gazing at Mona Lisa, Venus of Milo and all the others, afternoon visit to the NotreDame to listen to the great organ and later a romantic dinner on a boat en la Seigne, finishing in the darkness of the night with watching the lasers play over the Eiffel Tour from the Chaillot across the river. Just imagine!

no no, not a fling on the grave, dear turtle, i meant a fling in paris with a visit to the pere la chaise grave. as for the rest you mentioned, you have my young heart pounding. forget the kidnapped bird, i'm paddling with the turtle.

Shall I talk about the second day in Paris? Well, again it?s a late brunch, this time in the Opera district, afterwards taking the lift up to the Sacr?-C?ur, admire this beautiful building inside and out, then stroll around to the artists district, spend some hours watching the painters, even get your portrait made. Then walk back down the hill, go into the grand Opera house, it?s usually open to the public when there is no performance on stage, back outside either walk or take a taxi across the river to the latin district. Over there are great restaurants to have dinner, finish the evening on an outdoor bar near the University and enjoy the lively parisian night-streetlife.

oh my, i am getting so simulated, where can i get tickets. can we take the chunnel. You know I have studied french history, french culture and french language for year. Can i meet you in the en jarden, sweet turtle
oh goodness, I hope the birdie is reading this words in her london cage. i cannot help it. flirting is simply a part of me. always has been. sometimes it works. sometimes mixed success.

Ok, gotta get this guy back down to earth: Third day is for shopping, right? It?s not cheap and who do you think gets to carry all those shopping-bags?
But there is hope; day four is more sigth-seeing: The Versailles itself and absolutely a must when in France. But this will even be a harder day than the shopping day, the walk included: through the halls - and is there un jardin! this walk will probably feel like from NY to DC. Are you game?

ready and willing, little turtle, love to shop, spent an entire day in new york city shopping one day.
not to be so personal, but how did you manage to see paris. exchange student or something. I had tickets three years ago, then had to cancel due to health problems. let me guess, you are 30. i am 82 so we should have plenty of fun. actually i am only 73 but i still have dyed blonde hair. when we are in paris , i will entertain you with my morrison impersonation. have you ever ridden on the chunnel. oh how romantic the turtle is. where do you live, manhattan. oh my. i live in BORING southwest virginia.

Miss Turtle 007 needs her beauty-sleep now, wish you a good night my good partner in espionage!

rest well sweet turtle,
i must leave early in the morning to charlotte, north carolina to cover the stock car races. I will return sometime sunday. let's pray that freebird has escaped the evil dr.tate's birdcage by then. If not, then turtle, morgan and I must plan our plan into action, we must rescue the bird before it's too late and we must get to the bottom of this british conspiracy to eliminate all emotional pisces.

Rofl absoultly rofl. i must say that is good to hear. me that alter ego of Dr. tate. uhmm. i don't know Tate? ur opnioin?
well the girl called that wanted to go to the homecoming and my dad said go with her, waht the harm. Okay, i'll go. i'm just woried she may become attached. i'm afarid because she's a bit slow meaning yeah she's in the special need classes. That's all i worry. i don't know her that well. i don't know. She said ever since that my sister mentioned me that she wanted to see me and her not knowing who I am. I was like okay that's why i feel she may become attached. it's just me being dumb or am i'm just being i don't know. well ttul. oh yes me and mom talked w/ out much promblems later in the evening about baseball. Wried eh? oh well at least i found more common ground.

Baseball rules!!! See... It's even patching up family problems. So what if it causes riots?