Q for the buddies, JT and Allen

As you two balance each other out, I?d trust you two come up with an honest answer. How would you react if an almost unknown woman would, out of the blue, call you at home and ask you out for dinner?

Turtle,
At this point in my life, I would say yes. Let's go eat a durn pizza and relax. I've always been a free spirit, but the past few weeks have been simply dreadful for me in several ways. Health trouble, breakup, depression, angry readers today at work _ what else could go wrong.
my only hangup with women is weight. I've always prided myself on appearance, and I have a hard time with overweight people. I know that's cruel, but can't help it.
as far james, hmm. i wonder.

Thanks Allen, I just knew you?d be positive. Now I must wait for the negative, then I go and ponder. (My question did have a purpose!) As for the weight, I go for that kind of apperance too, for a turtle I?m slim. But it?s worth a thought, when you are slim and fit, you never think of overweight and kind?a seek out people in your own "weight-class". It?s not cruel; it?s natural.

By the way skinny turtle, blind dates are always risky but also intriguing. I had one in college. The girl was super hot, a 6-foot lifeguard with a great build and smile. Three weeks later, I discover she is bisexual. (I won't say how) Shew. Now, that was a life experience. I would never do that again, I have to see a picture first but I'm always up for an adventure. Life is just so short. People should never limit themselves.

by the way,
good luck turtle, I hope things turn out super for you.

So this bird calls and ask me out to dinner, Well first of I have Den and she would not be big on this idea. She would cut my balls of as I sleep. I would hope she would have a bit of meat on her bones Den is about 8 stone. I am a fat slob wateing to come out I am 6' 3'' and my weight is 16 stone. I am a body builder and I know if I ever stop I will be a mess. I am a big person but I work out several hours a day. I like fat people doesn't bother me most of the fat people are more fun than the skinny little thing who worry about every onuce. women I like Laren Hutton old knows it but doesn't give a butter. Beth Middler a big woman but sexey. If I were alone I would go for it but what man would want more than one woman in his life. only the very sick ones. unles they are a couple of bi sexual women.

bravo, dr. tate.
Your knowledge and wit continues to impress me. Sex expert, body builder, right-wing politician, wow. do you play rugby as well.

no what you call boxing when I was younger.

also football the U.K. type.

ah yes soccer, i cover at a game at least once every two weeks. you are probably one of this brutish sweepers or midfielders. All hail Arsenal or david beckham.

Thank you too, JT, and rest easy; there?s no poaching intended, just some unconvential wishful thinking. By the way, we seem to agree on size: skinny waifs for small guys, big girls for big guys!

not in my case I have a skinny waif she is 5' 6'' about 8 stone or 112 lbs. I am 6' 3'' about 225 lbs.

Weelll... another tidbit to add in The Secret File, JT, as one friendly to another: Do you speak russian?

6-2, 225 oh my, where are our pirahna flesh eating brother and sister fish. we must summon then quickly. of course, he speaks russian. he is a double agent out to destroy us sensitive and tender pisces fish. could the tender young james the 13th provide any help. what is he anyway , a guppie?

Jamesy is too young to involve in this serious business, hope he?s finally shuffling his feet in front of his dreamgirl, asking her to tomorrows festivals.

JT, where art thou? Ahemm, just friendly interest: do you speak chinese?