My ex would come to visit and go around the house to unplug all my appliances from their electrical outlets. It's like, can you please leave my stuff alone. She got caught in a fire as a kid and unfortunately now she's uncomfortable leaving things plugged in.
"I do that too with appliances. If it is not in use, it doens't need to be plugged in."
Oh my! you too ... I was once sooo close to changing my TV's remote control. Glad I checked before because the remote was just fine but that damn TV was unplugged.
"I don't know about baby vomit, but baby feet smell nice"
You should hold babies up side down like that Ms.P 😉
My last ex was ADD so he would sometimes open my windows and yell at passing people to scare the crap out of them. Unfortunately my windows didnt have a child lock on them because I always found it quite embaressing and annoying. But at one point something was wrong with my car and that particular passenger window could not go down. So he would try to push the button down and give me this look of despair while still trying to push the button down. lol!
He also strangely every now and then go "mao..." almost like a flat cat sound of "meow." And I never understood why. So after a while I would do it back and then we would some how communicate like that as a couple with different pitches. Our friends thought we were weird.