the pisces fleshlight

about an hour ago i was reading through astrology sign descriptions and i found this one for pisces

Pisces

You are fun-loving and outgoing, although you do tend to require plenty of "me time", and when you don't get it, you may react. On the down side, you often make poor choices, especially in the area of the friendships and romance. This has resulted in a lot of emotional pain from inappropriate relationships. However, it has not discouraged you from seeking close, true friends, and there are a select few that you stick with no matter what. You usually maintain a quiet self-confidence, and you are able to stand up for yourself when necessary. You have surprised people with your assertiveness on some important occasions.

You are a very good friend, honest and straight-forward, though tactful in your honesty. Although for the most part people find you agreeable, there are some people in your life whom you rub the wrong way no matter what you do - but you are always strong enough to let those people go. Although it's a relatively positive sign all in all, Pisces can still fall into mild to severe depression, so be on your guard - surround yourself with supportive people and never allow the trials and uncertainty of daily life rob you of happiness.

*googles fleshlight*



*giggles*