WARNING : im not the one...

I want to tell people from the start "hey im not the one trust me, you dont know what youd be getting into dating me....
im surprised to find hardly anyone shares my emotions....So i somtimes wish i came with a disclaimer.....


Anyone have the same feelings—

Freebird over yonder jumping up and down raising her hand and waving - "I do I do!!!"

Can you see that people? DRUGS ARE BAD!!

"hey im not the one trust me, you dont know what youd be getting into dating me...."

Baby dick is not only you problem you know. Other people share same problems too (not me thought).

"Freebird over yonder jumping up and down raising her hand and waving - "I do I do!!!""

Haffo rises both hands and legs: "I DO! I DO!"

Let's all join hands and have a 'feeling' party - wadda ya say?

Feeling party? What the heck is that?

haffo your posts highly confuse me somtimes...

"Baby dick is not only you problem you know. Other people share same problems too (not me thought)"

you sound too cocky to be pisces,
or amybe its the leo......
eitherway,
no negative posts please.

Haffos a scorpio rising and leo mooner remember,he's always c-cky.But anyways haffo drugs aren't bad it's how you use them.*kidding*

Haffo, if your drugs are bad you just need to get a new dealer.

I'm a DEALER!

Well you're not gonna sell much with a sales pitch like "DRUGS ARE BAD", are you?

BS!

Do you remember the text on cigarette "Smoking is bad for health"? It still sells right?

I think you'll find the worldwide tobacco industry strarted taking a dive in 2003 due that law. Put a lot of tobacco farmers out of business.

But good point all the same!!

" no negative posts please."

Hey Mikey, I tought it's a good joke. But you did perceive it as negative post. Tell me, how did you feel when you heard that. TELL ME!

*Mikey pouts..

Mikey: I'm not gonna tell you (pouts);
Haffo: Okay, okay. I will buy you an ice-cream...

LMAO!

woa,
okay shut the f*** up all of you.

🙂

I have been clean and sober for three hours dont temp me!!!

Haffo i suggest maybe that guy whos been sending your shit underground should get a new SUPPLIER.
God knows what he does with it lol 😉

Yea well only if the ice cream is 40 proof and full of coke. you wanka.

Can you see that people? DRUGS ARE BAD!!

http://sexystarsigns.com/images/scorpio_1024x768.gif

copy paste this image.

"Yea well only if the ice cream is 40 proof and full of coke. you wanka."

You kidding? It's mine. I was just making you leave pouting. I didn't really mean to buy you an ice cream.

"http://sexystarsigns.com/images/scorpio_1024x768.gif"

Well, if such girl really existed, I would immediately take her in my shoulders (like a hunter) and well you know the rest...

lol,
haha
yea...
mee too mee too,
well actually,
she would carry us over HER shoulders like a hunter with his qaurry LOL.

Tabacco








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If one day a girl will carry me on her shoulders, then Haffo wouldnt be a man anymore...

heff,
are you saying your fat?

No, I'm saying that Haffo will lose his pride in forever if girl will carry him on her shoulders.

yea,
I think it would be Cute is my girl could carry me haha,

From that statement,are you sure your not at least a little kinky?What about that,YELL,pounds chest,charging and half knocking you down before she throws you over her shoulder.Or maybe grabbing you by the hair saying you my man and dragging you off to a cave or something.Animal parts clothing on a really big chick coming to mind reading this,ya know.

There is nothing as good as defiant good looking woman who challanges your sexual authority over her. It makes me wish to school her sorry ass in bed for her "selfish" behaviours.

So Tia, a woman who charges and half knocks you down, trying to throw you over her shouder, pounds chest, yell, trying to grab (just trying) from your hair and drag to the cave and similair behaviours are simply show of sexual challange for me. Nothing can't be better than a woman screaming in crying voice "It's still not enough for me". But hey, where is such women is the world?

LOL,I had a feeling you'd say something to that effect haffo.I don't think any woman gets enough sex only thier more likely to get all moody and bitter rather than initiating it.

"LOL,I had a feeling you'd say something to that effect haffo."

Finally something stable has occured 🙂🙂

"I don't think any woman gets enough sex only thier more likely to get all moody and bitter rather than initiating it."

I'm great initiator myself. Given the choice of course. And whining and all moody is just okay. Another sign of challange after all!!!

I think those posts all are what I truly seek in a woman. I think I've figured that part out. I can focus on it now. Isn't that great? I feel releived from confusion.

"I don't think any woman gets enough sex only thier more likely to get all moody and bitter rather than initiating it."

If this is true, then what woman are doing today is really stupid. They could hang any man in their tails while they prefer to stay quiet and aloof. They are soo cold. What are expecting us to do? Make an offer or what? Tell me!

Why they are hiding? The reason why they are hiding is actually what makes them unhappy. All why all woman has man problems are all from this coldness....

Or do they expect to open up on someone who possess and aware and shows these qualities? They need proof in that man? Something like that?

A girl sits and whines, what a great sign to fix her ass up and straighten the mood?

Reasons include emotional insecurities and fears from past experiances.Others include social stuff;social opinions in regard pride,diginty,respectablity,tradition;guy has to initiate it,etc.Woman also tend to be in love with the ideal of love.Idealizing the man of thier dreams and overlook the real thing standing in front of them because it's not as in your face with real people and you have to actually look for it to find out.Kinda superficial.Some of the woman in america likes bad boys because they think thier stronger men but in all reality those guys are some of the weakest little brats to exist.

I think,
when a girl sits moody and aloof,
there either wanting somthing they cannot have,
Or there angry and keeping it to themselves, In witch case it will dwell inside them until it burts out,
When somthing completely insignificant happens,
Sutch as losing the remote or missing a show they wanted to see,
Or there just being themsleves and we were just to stupid to see that they were only talkative and chatty because they felt,
almost pressured to as alot of social / first encounters call upon them to feel inclined to act in that way.

I know this from bitter expeiriences the HARD WAY,
sooooooo i think i have the edge in that department,
but you cant keep your girlfreind from being that way its human nature.

As im sure we ourselves are that way all the time and feel,....
Disrespect when they disattach themselves from us,.......as if WE never do it.

stupid men.

yes i said it.

Well now theres only one solution,

Sex.

Sex,


And mooooooooooooooooooooooore Sex.

😉

ohh of course not make up sex,
the clinging to the sheets in excstasy,
Moaning for more ,

Sex. 🙂🙂

ROFL Mikey. Welcome to the club!!

And they say scorpios are the sex sign,sssh whatever,freakin conspirasies.(kidding)

ROFL Tia!!!

DAMN IT!!! WHY DO ALL WOMEN NOT LIKE YOU— At least 10% of what you got. WHY———————?

HAHH
tia its okay,
i just think i am a very sexed person,
i wouldnt know what to do without a Penis,
ide starv my sex apetite leading to suicide and ultimatley,
its not Yes or no would i kill myself its where when and with what,
in the living room with the leadpipe,
in the kitchen with the kitchen Knife,
or in the bedroom with the Gun....
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yea i totally ripped off Clue.
get over it.😉

FINALLY! Now it's getting good.

Someone's got that 'come on' look in their eye.

Ok, I'll come.

WHaaaaa—?lol das all i can say.

haha
yea pretty mutch..

"FINALLY! Now it's getting good.

Someone's got that 'come on' look in their eye.

Ok, I'll come."



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wow thats funny.




were do you live lol.

j/k


😉