Melusine
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Zodiac Computer Viruses
OK, before you say anything I know it's silly and most of you might have already read this one. I just needed to do something...I's so bored.😢
Look at the bright side...this increases the no. of messages on our board.🙂
Look at the bright side...this increases the no. of messages on our board.🙂
It's cool. Do you disclose your age?
She sad somewhere in her 50's.
LOL, Haffo didn't know you were clairvoyant!
Man, you guys are full of surprises!😉
Man, you guys are full of surprises!😉
Not bad, i would have guessed 70. With some youthful innocence thrown in. 😉
Mr.Crabby,I've to say I'm trying very hard not to be offended....
70??!!! You've got to be kidding me!!!
but I like the youthful innocence bit though...
So I think I'll forgive you this time... 😉
70??!!! You've got to be kidding me!!!
but I like the youthful innocence bit though...
So I think I'll forgive you this time... 😉
Bah, you know very well that you seem to be a young wiggly little fishie, not a grandma.
Silly you.
Silly you.
Ah,now that makes me really happy (specially considering my age)...Mr.C rest assured all is well between us again...I still think of you as funny and wise. 😉
Don't you start flirting with me now, we live in the same country and cancers are known for the stalker skills. :wink:
From viruses to dating? 🙂
Usually, it's the other way around.
"Usually, it's the other way around."
LOL, very astute observation Mr.C.
"Don't you start flirting with me now, we live in the same country and cancers are known for the stalker skills."
Hmm,I had forgotten all about their stalking skills. Thanks for the reminding me Mr.C. I'll try to resist the temptation and change my flirting ways when I'm talking to a cancer from now on. 😉
LOL, very astute observation Mr.C.
"Don't you start flirting with me now, we live in the same country and cancers are known for the stalker skills."
Hmm,I had forgotten all about their stalking skills. Thanks for the reminding me Mr.C. I'll try to resist the temptation and change my flirting ways when I'm talking to a cancer from now on. 😉
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