Zodiac Oral Sex Guide

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All of us know that you can't just judge oral sex or any kind of sex by just the Sun sign. But the sun sign is actually a really great indication of what you'll be getting yourself into.

Aries: Aries are horrible at oral sex. Can I get an Amen? Aries is just not about worshiping you for more than 30 seconds. When they do put their mouth on you, it feels good at first until your skin starts coming off. These people rush by it like they have a fucking race to get to. They may make up for it with the stroke game, but damn I feel like I just got raped. Aries people are like DO ME.

Taurus: Taurus are also not so great. They love the sensuality of sex but the oral shit is not that important. It is surprising too because they're suppose to be so fucking sensual, but they just don't really perform that great head that you anticipate.

Gemini: These muthafuckas are great at oral sex. I give it to them. I had a Gemini man that went down so well that I shivered for a fucking week. The women are similar. They love to perform oral sex, it must be that communication thing. Plus, Gemini starts their whoring really early, practice makes perfect.

Cancer: I wouldn't call them the best at it, but I will say they are great learners and it depends on their mood. It sounds redundant, but it's true. Depending on how they feel, a Cancer might have you screaming one night and talking shit about how they suck at giving head the next.

Leo: Just watch those hungry lions in action in the jungle and you know what it's like when a Leo in love puts those jaws to work. Leo will lick you, sop you up, and suck you to ecstasy. I had a Leo woman go down on me and I purred my ass into lesbianism for years and needed an exorcism fucking with her. She started dating a guy after me and he said the same thing. I tried to break them up too but he was ready to fuck me up to keep that.

Virgo: This is another serious one. Virgo is a super head giver, I'm telling you. They don't even need to love you or like you, they just have to want to practice. A virgo man I once dated had the penis size of a bug, but the tongue of a giraffe. Another Virgo girlfriend that I had knew all kind of shit to do and asked if she could practice on me. I let her practice and ended up catching feelings and shit.

Libra: Libra's try hard to please, but II don't think they like it. What I find is that they need to feel really connected in order to do a good job but it's not on their list of priorities.
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It is a pretty good experience when they do venture there, but just not something that I care to write more about.

Scorpio: Scorpio is up there. They give head like it's their calling. Some of them are better at it because of experience, but for the most part, they know exactly what they are doing those deviants. A scorpio I once dated liked to use objects to further my pleasure and it was shit he found in the house.

Sagittarius: We have exceptional tongues. I've heard this many times about myself. I don't love going down, I actually love receiving, but when I do go down, I get no complaints.

Capricorn: DO NOT SLEEP ON THESE PEOPLE. I repeat. If your man or woman has a capricorn sun/moon/venus/mars, she or he will suck you dry. Capricorn is the master at surprising the hell out of you. He goes from this boring guy to the damn man in one coochie fest. They will know exactly how to get you off, how you like it, and how to play with it. Capricorn females tend to give me those vibes too like "watch out."

Aquarius: Not great at oral sex, in fact, I would say that they are the worst. Aquarius are some selfish people, please don't forget this. When they go down on you, it's almost like they are thinking I'm next! But the reality is that if they wanted to, they could probably be the very fucking best at it. I had one really good experience with an Aquarius man, but it was when he was going through some trauma and decided he needed to give oral sex. I woke up feeling great.

Pisces: Pisces can go down and be good, sometimes! I think of them as weird cult freaks who learn how to please another person because they believe in the universe, and all this yoga cult shit they think in their head but they have to be in the mood.
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"Aquarius: Not great at oral sex, in fact, I would say that they are the worst. Aquarius are some selfish people, please don't forget this. When they go down on you, it's almost like they are thinking I'm next! But the reality is that if they wanted to, they could probably be the very fucking best at it. I had one really good experience with an Aquarius man, but it was when he was going through some trauma and decided he needed to give oral sex. I woke up feeling great."

I dont know..... I had a Aqua on me until I was swollen. I didn't even recognize myself after. Lol. Swollen in a good way.... I dont know what he did... but man...

But you entire post was hilarious!
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Yes, Aqua can have you swollen but it just is very inconsistent with them. They have to be really going through some shit and next thing you know, you're walking around like there's a stick in your ass.

You know I do think it was because I've never been in a real relationship with one. My brother is an Aqua and happily married to his lady and she looks like a happy camper all the fucking time. Just last Sunday we were eating dinner and he asked her if he could have a bite of her steak and they started laughing. He must be biting on every damn thing!
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Yes, Aqua can have you swollen but it just is very inconsistent with them. They have to be really going through some shit and next thing you know, you're walking around like there's a stick in your ass.

You know I do think it was because I've never been in a real relationship with one. My brother is an Aqua and happily married to his lady and she looks like a happy camper all the fucking time. Just last Sunday we were eating dinner and he asked her if he could have a bite of her steak and they started laughing. He must be biting on every damn thing!



Riiiiight. The Aqua was the only man who has been able to make me orgasm. Smh.... That man... No joke. No. joke!
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LOL I'm laughing with my girls right now. One of my sisters just said 'bitch the best head I ever got was from an Aquarius.' Now every damn Aquarius who hops in this thread with their freaky ass is going to ock up their already conceited ass like eight notches.

And about these Cancer placements, a person with a Moon in Cancer is also the shit at pleasing a person in bed, it's that soul connection shit they do. I had a Moon in Cancer person make me cry once in the middle of the damn sex.
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Venus Cap says 'i'm going to make you cum'
Mars Libra says 'i'm going to make you feel as good as me'
Rising Gem says 'i'm pretty much the best time you will ever have'
Sun Aquarius says 'i'm going to be the man you never forget'

That was a guarantee for you.

Sag guys are pretty good at oral sex!!!!!! They're too quick at everything else, but the oral sex thing is a Sag thing🙂
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Lol @ made me cry!! Too funny.

The Aqua, had Gem rising and Mars in Libra and Venus in Cap. Worked out pretty well, from where I stood, sat, laid... Whatever. Lol.

Ahhhh the good ole days. Smh. A mess...

Gurlll is anything going on these days? Any prospects??

Have you ever tried a sag guy?
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I actually just met someone today at the gym. LOL. We shall see says the blind man...

Yea I did try a Sag. He was impressive. Ha! Very... intense. You?
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Venus Cap says 'i'm going to make you cum'
Mars Libra says 'i'm going to make you feel as good as me'
Rising Gem says 'i'm pretty much the best time you will ever have'
Sun Aquarius says 'i'm going to be the man you never forget'

That was a guarantee for you.

Sag guys are pretty good at oral sex!!!!!! They're too quick at everything else, but the oral sex thing is a Sag thing🙂



Yea.. and I still haven't forgotten him. LOL. Sooooo that sounds pretty accurate. But w/e... His memory will soon be replaced... Hopefully. Lol.
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And about the crying, I have never cried. At the time one of my best friends had died and I was feeling terrible. I went to his house and Moon in Cancer cooked for me, all that good shit. Next thing I know we're having sex and he's asking me every minute if it feels good to me. But while he's doing this, he's hugging, kissing, caressing, and telling me that he will take care of me and that it's ok. He was so wonderful that night forreal.

I only broke up with him because he left for the army. I never had a person that was as wonderful to me as him. This is why I love me some Moon in Cancer. The sex was always very different.

And back to the raunchy stuff🙂
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Posted by TruthIs
All of us know that you can't just judge oral sex or any kind of sex by just the Sun sign. But the sun sign is actually a really great indication of what you'll be getting yourself into.

Virgo: This is another serious one. Virgo is a super head giver, I'm telling you. They don't even need to love you or like you, they just have to want to practice. A virgo man I once dated had the penis size of a bug, but the tongue of a giraffe. Another Virgo girlfriend that I had knew all kind of shit to do and asked if she could practice on me. I let her practice and ended up catching feelings and shit.

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Mars n virgo we da best!
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All of us know that you can't just judge oral sex or any kind of sex by just the Sun sign. But the sun sign is actually a really great indication of what you'll be getting yourself into.

Virgo: This is another serious one. Virgo is a super head giver, I'm telling you. They don't even need to love you or like you, they just have to want to practice. A virgo man I once dated had the penis size of a bug, but the tongue of a giraffe. Another Virgo girlfriend that I had knew all kind of shit to do and asked if she could practice on me. I let her practice and ended up catching feelings and shit.

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Mars n virgo we da best!
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Indeed! 🙂
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And about the crying, I have never cried. At the time one of my best friends had died and I was feeling terrible. I went to his house and Moon in Cancer cooked for me, all that good shit. Next thing I know we're having sex and he's asking me every minute if it feels good to me. But while he's doing this, he's hugging, kissing, caressing, and telling me that he will take care of me and that it's ok. He was so wonderful that night forreal.

I only broke up with him because he left for the army. I never had a person that was as wonderful to me as him. This is why I love me some Moon in Cancer. The sex was always very different.

And back to the raunchy stuff🙂



I do love moon n cancer. They feed ur soul.
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Lollll I don't know about crying but it was soooo different than my Aries energizer bunny bf. With Aries, it was always rough and passionate. So when I switched to Cancer it was such a change. So loving and gentle and carressing and soft. We made love. We never fucked. I fell and fell hard.
I left Aries for Cancer. Heh:/



Your right, even with quckies, they never fuck, always that soul stuff.
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Natural25, you must get you a Moon in Cancer. Especially if they have a Fire sign sun. They will, I promise, be the fucking BOMB in bed. It's that fire and water mix. People say that it creates steam. Steam straightens shit out, if you know what I mean.

Moon signs are so important in bed. It lets you know how deep a person can get with you in that moment. Moon in Cancer is the one that can get the deepest. They can love you down to your soul if you let them. But to win them over, their heart, takes lots of time and is a bit frustrating if you don't understand them. They don't play games with love. They can have sex with a person and that be all. But when they love you, they will make love to you, this I know for sure.

TheModdyVulcan, I don't have to meet you to know that your sex game is on point.
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Mars and Venus in earth are worker bees. We get the job done when its our turn.



Perfectionist.



Yes! Practice makes perfect



If I do not do the job right..... I find that my ego is literally hurt.... LOL.
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Ditto. I need the praise. Although I didn't always give it this other mars n virgo I slept with
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Natural25, you must get you a Moon in Cancer. Especially if they have a Fire sign sun. They will, I promise, be the fucking BOMB in bed. It's that fire and water mix. People say that it creates steam. Steam straightens shit out, if you know what I mean.

Moon signs are so important in bed. It lets you know how deep a person can get with you in that moment. Moon in Cancer is the one that can get the deepest. They can love you down to your soul if you let them. But to win them over, their heart, takes lots of time and is a bit frustrating if you don't understand them. They don't play games with love. They can have sex with a person and that be all. But when they love you, they will make love to you, this I know for sure.

TheModdyVulcan, I don't have to meet you to know that your sex game is on point.



**food for thought**

You know I have been told about the various signs who I might be compatible with BUT the problem is i live in a town where there is virtually no one. I just have to pray for God to provide!! LMAO!!!!

Well yea... TMV breaks headboards. #abeast
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Natural25, you must get you a Moon in Cancer. Especially if they have a Fire sign sun. They will, I promise, be the fucking BOMB in bed. It's that fire and water mix. People say that it creates steam. Steam straightens shit out, if you know what I mean.

Moon signs are so important in bed. It lets you know how deep a person can get with you in that moment. Moon in Cancer is the one that can get the deepest. They can love you down to your soul if you let them. But to win them over, their heart, takes lots of time and is a bit frustrating if you don't understand them. They don't play games with love. They can have sex with a person and that be all. But when they love you, they will make love to you, this I know for sure.



This is fact
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Mars and Venus in earth are worker bees. We get the job done when its our turn.



Perfectionist.



Yes! Practice makes perfect



If I do not do the job right..... I find that my ego is literally hurt.... LOL.



Ditto. I need the praise. Although I didn't always give it this other mars n virgo I slept with
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I typically give props where props are due. LOL.
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DMV, your man sounds similar to me, I have a different moon. But I understand that crazy intensity that a Sag with scorpio mix tends to give. And I can just imagine the sweetness of the Cancer Moon adding to all of that, it must feel so damn good. Girl go call your man. Shit.



Its funny how his rough exterior is softened by that moon sign. In and out of bed, my lunar scorp feels him, hes so damn sweet. Hes not my man, I was bout 4 years late n meeting him.
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DMV, I have been preaching this shit forever. Give props when it is due. I wish I had that cancer moon because fire and cancer moon mix is SERIOUS business. They just have to feel that emotional connection with you and it will be lights out when they bed you. It will be unlike anything you exprienced.

Even the women have that same hard exterior, soft interior thing. It's natural. Leoo sun and Cancer moon is probably one of the best combinations. When she feels secured and loved, she's very sensual, but beast-like with her man. I'm telling you. It's nothing to hate on, just to appreciate. And the men are the same, very handsome men. I know an Aries sun with a Cancer moon and she's the same way. I know a Sag with a Cancer moon and he's also the shit. GREAT combo, very very sexy people.
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This is why I love forums. I can say what the truth is...

Every Sagi acts innocent, we're the ones who lie about how many lovers we had, or just withhold info but every Sagi is a whore. We always have a lot of experience even if we tell you that we have not.

I'm reformed now, but during my days, my crew of Aquarius, Gemini, and Virgo girls were my partners in crime. We would just lie about it to other's.

As for head, I know that I'm THAT good. I know exactly what I'm doing and if I choose a person as my victim for that night, they will be. That's why I can judge who is good and who is not because I've been at this for a while.
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JennGem: Moon in Cancer with Fire Sun Sign would never let you be in control, that man was another sun sign. I promise you that. Especially a man. He may be soft Cancer on the inside, but he's all fire on the outside and he would be damned if he let you think he wasn't in charge.

Aries with Moon in Cancer- this man will tear you up.

Sagi with Moon in Cancer- he will come across so gentle at first, and somehow you will end up on the floor. Huh?

Leo with Moon in Cancer- will fuck the soul out of you, literally. He loves you and he wants to own you, control you, and be the best you ever had. It's a pride thing.
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Let me tell you about my good old days.

It was me the Sag, Gemini, Aquarius, Virgo, and Leo best friends throughout high school and college. We all did the silly sorority thing and cheerleader shit, so we were a popular group for sure. All very attractive and a hot ass mess.

I was sleeping with older men at like 13 years old. I was meeting guys through th einternet, chat rooms, everything. But if you see me in person, I look very sweet down to my petite-ness and dimples. Same with my girls. Gemini was fucking a professor and no one knew because she was so prim and proper. But she also met lots of men and had one night stands and told us about it. In fact, she had one guy who was bi-sexual and she put me on to the orgy life.

Aquarius liked to get money from men and women. She was very pretty and sneaky. She liked sugar daddies and mommas, ballers with money. I had to stop messing with her when someone's wife came chasing after me, mistaking me for her.

Virgo was dating the same guy for 5 years and cheating on him with girls. She introduced me to her Leo friend who ended up being my first lesbian experience. Than when I broke up with her, Virgo and I started messing around. Virgo and I stopped being friends when she married the boyfriend who never knew lol

Leo was actually the innocent one in my entire crew. She was madly in love with an asshole for many many years who treated her like shit. She is so beautiful and believes people too easy. Out of everyone, she is the one that I still call the "love of my life," my true friend. And she became my sister when she married my brother.

So that is all. I can assure you that our crew was LOOSE. I stopped when I started dating my Pisces who I am engaged to at present.
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