When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and
Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others
had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and
all the toys were scattered. So,frustrated, Santa went in the
house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,yanked it open, and there stood
a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,Santa.
Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
sometimes when im gettin' ready to go to fell asleep, my body becomes paralysed, i cant talk, move my mouth, or open my eyes...........however im still awoke. i would like to believe its justa battle of mind and body ( either my body's tired and my mind i
I am an ordained minister, have performed marriages, yet, I don't believe in God, nor do I mention God anywhere in the ceremony. Legally, these two people are married . . but, since I don't believe in
What about people living in remote parts of the world, like an island in the Pacific, or something; and they've never even heard of God. They have absolutely no clue that there might be a higher power out there.
elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and
Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to
visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two others
had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and
all the toys were scattered. So,frustrated, Santa went in the
house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the
elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped
the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little
glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had
eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa
marched to the door,yanked it open, and there stood
a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,Santa.
Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.