Christmas Story for people HAVING A BAD DAY..

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looneybird
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee
elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and

Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.


Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to
visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two others

had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and

all the toys were scattered. So,frustrated, Santa went in the

house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.


When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the
elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped
the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little
glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had
eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa
marched to the door,yanked it open, and there stood

a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,Santa.

Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.

Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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Are there any other believers in DXP?
Yama
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Curious as to what people think about this:

I am an ordained minister, have performed marriages, yet, I don't believe in God, nor do I mention God anywhere in the ceremony. Legally, these two people are married . . but, since I don't believe in
P-Angel
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BLESS YOU ALL THIS MORNING!
flygyrllchi
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What about people living in remote parts of the world, like an island in the Pacific, or something; and they've never even heard of God. They have absolutely no clue that there might be a higher power out there.

What about them? Go directly to
P-Angel
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