Bedroom Babe!

I'm a Tigress!!! Which bedroom babe are you?
There's a lingerie sale at your local mall. You:
A. Pop in and stock up on dozens of hot new numbers.
B. Check it out, but know at the back of your mind that the best gear never makes it to the sale rack.
C. Let it pass. You hate shopping for intimate items amid dozens of other women.
D. Make a mental note to drop by, but forget.

What colour dominates in your underwear drawer?
A. Red.
B. Black and white.
C. Pale pinks, light blues and baby yellows.
D. You have a total mix of colours.

When you look at lingerie adverts, you think:
A. "I'd look fantastic in that."
B. "What a waste of money!"
C. "The matching sets are the nicest."
D. "Boring!"

You find porn movies:
A. An inspiration.
B. Abhorrent.
C. Frightening.
D. A harmless diversion.

When you buy new underwear, you:
A. Can't wait to show it off.
B. Feel satisfied.
C. Feel ecstatic.
D. Regret the money spent, but it was about time you replaced your fraying granny bloomers.

First-time sex with a partner should be:
A. An out-of-this world, acrobatic experience. And you often keep the horny beast waiting, just to up the excitement.
B. Worthwhile.
C. Sensual and special ? you hope to make a connection.
D. Natural. You try not to load it with unwarranted sentiments.

If you were limited to one sex position for the rest of your life, it would be:
A. A doggy-froggy combination.
B. Missionary.
C. Woman on top.
D. The spoon (or any position suitable for prolonged, Tantric sex).

If you could own only one style of panties, you'd choose:
A. A sexy thong.
B. Full panties. So what if you look like your gogo ? at least you won't be living with a permanent wedgie up your bum.
C. Something pink and pretty.
D. Hipsters.

The first time you get down and dirty with a man, you discover he's wearing a tattered pair of briefs. You think:
A. "He could at least have made an effort to look appealing."
B. "Who cares? I want the goods, not the wrapping!"
C. "I wonder if he's clean?"
D. You never notice. You're too busy staring intently into his eyes.

Your man flies you to a dreamy, secluded island. What do you pack to wear to bed?
A. A special little outfit for role-playing, complete with matching blindfold and a whip.
B. A simple, but stylish white cotton neglig?e.
C. A lacy, pale blue neglig?e with a sweetheart neckline.
D. His boxer shorts and a T-shirt.

The verdict
Mostly As: THE TIGRESS
When it comes to sexy underwear, you'll stop at nothing to find something that will knock the socks (and more!) off your man. You aim to be his sex queen, the one lover who'll go where no other has dared to go before. Being a Tigress, you get bored easily and like to experiment in bed to keep the action X-rated. You're determined to pile up a hoard of sizzling memories to warm up your bones in your old age, and believe half the glory of sex is its preamble. The down-side to the Tigress' sexual exploits is that she's so hooked on bells, mirrors, whistles and special effects that she sometimes forgets about real satisfaction. Ask yourself why you're obsessed with pushing boundaries. Then slow down and let the stew boil without nuking it.

Mostly Bs: THE COMFORT QUEEN
While you love good sex and value your partner's concern, you're too practical and straightforward to bother with the window-dressing. You also have a deep mistrust of gadgets and gizmos, and believe the bedroom is a place for real, unadorned communication. You need your underwear to be functional and fitting. You go for simple, comfortable panties like boy-legs, which are easy to wear and unaffected. The down-side to your style is that while you're a sensitive, compassionate partner, you're a little lacking in imagination. Try taking a risk now and then: remember, a bit of pepper adds relish to the pot, and your man will appreciate you ringing the changes.

Mostly Cs: THE BARBIE DOLL
You love pretty, lacy underwear that makes you look as sweet as pie. When planning a romantic night, you're anxious to package yourself immaculately, complete with bows, perfume and perfectly coiffed hair, and you prefer underwear that's ultra-feminine. You far prefer to follow his lead in bed, because you believe a man should initiate and guide the action. New positions and locales for sex may upset you, because you feel insecure and afraid you might be making a fool of yourself. But you're a big girl now, and are 50% responsible for the state of your relationship. Get out of your doll's house and stop obsessing about tying up strings neatly. Life and love aren't like that ? nor should they be!

Mostly Ds:
THE MAN'S WOMAN
You're the type of sister who needs no reassurances regarding your sexuality, your appeal or your worth. Your underwear? Actually, you've never thought about it. For you, sex ? like everything else in your life ? is about spontaneity and appetite. You detest phoniness, laugh at self-help literature and aren't afraid to take the first step in the bedroom or anywhere else. You never compromise your own standards, and people who lie to you or betray you once never get a chance to do it again. You mean what you say, say what you mean and are both patient and strategic in achieving your ideals. The down-side is that you're so organised and self-controlled that you're often (mistakenly) considered cold and aloof. Loosen up a little and stop taking yourself so seriously. Even you could benefit by rediscovering the child inside you, and taking the time to giggle and play games.

I'm D - The Man's Woman

Mostly As: THE TIGRESS
When it comes to sexy underwear, you'll stop at nothing to find something that will knock the socks (and more!) off your man. You aim to be his sex queen, the one lover who'll go where no other has dared to go before. Being a Tigress, you get bored easily and like to experiment in bed to keep the action X-rated. You're determined to pile up a hoard of sizzling memories to warm up your bones in your old age, and believe half the glory of sex is its preamble. The down-side to the Tigress' sexual exploits is that she's so hooked on bells, mirrors, whistles and special effects that she sometimes forgets about real satisfaction. Ask yourself why you're obsessed with pushing boundaries. Then slow down and let the stew boil without nuking it.




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COMFORT QUEEN ... well that's a surprise lol

Lack imagination? FALSE!

Anyway, who needs underwear?

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Anyway, who needs underwear?

I totally Agree...I only wear the Tiger stuff for them to take off!!!

*wink*

mwah