Hey scorpio chic

How are u? i was thinking maybe we could talk dirty tonight? *chilling on couch touching semi erect penis*

*laughs hysterically and sips cold refreshing beer* *lays back into comfy couch and thinks of the good times we had*

ROFLMAO WHOOO boy.

are you even getting my inside joke??

*leans back nd thinks wtf*

wait, am i thinking of a different person?

oh, sorry bout dat.

i remember reading about some chick on here who had a weird creepy ex who wrote everything in the 3rd person, i could of swore that was you?

even on facebook the guys comments were like *laying back in arm chair thinking about you shilst sipping a cocktail* funny as fuck

LMFAO!!!

Oh holy hell, funnier yet. LMAO