How to be friends with a lie detector

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Lie detectors, (born between Oct 23-Nov 22) as many sources say, can be a very loyal and loving friend. BUt to become true friends with a lie detector, it will take a lot of time to prove to them that you a friend they should take seriously. This is guide that will help you gain trust with a lie detector...Enjoy!!

1. Remember that a Lie Detector is very observant and can see through things very easily, which means if you are being fake with a Lie Detector, they would notice and wouldn't think you a worthy of their trust--which means no friendship.

2. Lie Detector's are very mysterious and they don't like telling people about themselves that much. If you ask them too many questions they will feel uncomfortable and without showing a single bit of it, they wouln't like you for that. So give them space.

3. However, Lie Detector's like to hear about other people rather then telling about themselves. Tell a Lie Detector something about yourself and they will most likely remember it. But try not to tell them everything all at once, because then the Lie Detector wont have anything to be intrigued about you--cause they like to slowly gather information and once they have it all, its less interesting.

4. Lie Detectors don't like too much attention. They like it when you are nice to them and value their opinions, and also show them some respect.

5. If a Lie Detector has something to say, they've been thinking about it before they said it, so make sure you listen cause it might make a difference for you.

6. Lie Detectors like to feel in charge, as much as they might not want to show it. They love the feeling of being the one in charged because that's just the mentality they were born with. If you take this away from them purposely then you will loose points with them. But don't try to be a push-over, cause then the Lie Detectorn wont see you as someone who can stand up for themselves, and Lie Detectorn values a person with pride (but don't stomp on theirs)

7. Lie Detectors are all about mystery and finding things out. They are the most curious people you will find, whether they show it or not. There has to be something that they are interested in from music, the opposite sex, places they want to visit--try to find out what they like the most, and research on it. Make sure not to ask them questions that are too personal. But when you find out what they like, talk about it. Don't seem like a know-it-all. Ask them questions about it too and make them feel smart. They will remember you most when you make them feel smart and are interested (for real) and when you teach them something new.

8. Lie Detectors have sex on their mind 70-95 percent of the day. Even though they might not show it, they think about it a lot. BUt don't take this lightly because, especially the female, they usually fight their temptations and preserve themselves for someone who they feel is really worthy of having sex with them. For guys, he might be more of the one-night-stand type of guy.

9. What Lie Detector appreciates is when you treat them with more respect then just anyone. For example, lets say your Lie Detector friend is standing next to one of their friends, that you know. You can hug that person quickly, and when you hug the Lie Detector, you hug them longer and slower. But remember, Lie Detectors don't like too much affection in public if you are not going out with them. Even if they are smiling or not, they might feel uncomfortable. But if they are giving you this flirtatious look or if they are the one making the moves, they like it.

You can get electrocuted.

10. Don't get a Lie Detector to be mad at you, whether you do it intentionally or intentionally. When you make a Lie Detector mad at you, as much as they want to forget it, they cant. They will remember what you did to hurt them for a long time. Just don't be fake with them. Don't make false promises, and NEVER lie. They are very resourceful and can find things out in a short time. They also use their intuition, which is usually right.

11. Remember this: The Lie Detectors that are the most quiet, are the ones who see it all. They've seen you when you didn't notice, and they detect if you are good enough for them, just by seeing. And remember this one: THE MOST QUIET LIE DETECTORS ARE THE MOST FREAKIEST PEOPLE UNDERCOVER.

12. Lie Detectors are really deep thinkers, who might often catch themselves day dreaming about reality or desires. However, this might not be a good thing because a Lie Detector can dwell on the negative sometimes, even if they are smiling. If you come across a Lie Detector who you think is in some sort of depression, don't ask them whats wrong. They will say nothing. Just compliment them on their look-but DON'T over do it. And then strike up a quick conversation with them. They might not have anything to say unless they ask simple questions about you. But you just ask them questions about a topic you guys talked about, or anything else--just don't pry into their emotions!!! If you stay with them, or even make them laugh, it will take away some of their sadness and they will really be grateful of that-whether they show it or not.

13. The Lie Detector has a strong sex appeal, whether they show it or not, and they are secretly proud of it. Say something like "You are a freak, I know it!" or "I've never met anyone who has a sex appeal like yours!" and they will enjoy it, just don't make it a BIG deal, and don't announce it 24/7, and be careful who you say it around.

14. A Lie Detector is not really the person to go up to you unless they are interested in you enough to go up to you. Don't be surprised if you are the new person around and everyone is talking about you. The Lie Detector must have heard everyone's fascination with you and want to test it out for themselves and see what type of person you are. If this happens, seem confident but never cocky. Be nice to them, and be yourself. Lie Detectors value anyone who isn't afraid of being themselves. And tell them your interests and be honest when they ask you questions--it most likely wont be anything personal.

15. When a Lie Detector stares at you and tries to get your eye contact, they have been watching you--and they want you. Return the flirting with them and they will now be waiting for you to go up to them casually. Don't make them nervous. If you see they are nervous, give them time and kindly say you have to go somewhere, or without paying attention to anyone else (the opposite sex) take some of your attention off of them, because they don't like too much attention.

16. If you want to impress a Lie Detector, you must be honest and be yourself, but don't be disrespected by others, and don't be an immature idiot. They like people who get respect, or are at the top.

17. When you are on a date with a Lie Detector, don't try to kiss them on the first date. They will think you don't really want a solid relationship with them, and that's what a Lie Detector wants, deep inside.

18. When a Lie Detector gives you the piercing stare, you know you have gotten them upset. They may be thinking "I know what you did." "I don't like you" "I want to kill you" "I'm sick of you" "You are so fake." "Leave me alone." "You're getting on my nerves." Its going to take a while to gain back trust with a Lie Detector if you get this look from them.

19. When you have things in common with a Lie Detector, they will remember you more. SO try to do/talk about thing that you guys have in common.

20. Don't be to mysterious with a Lie Detector. And NEVER tell a Lie Detector that they are not right, or that you are a private person and you wont tell them something. They are the ones to be mysterious, not you. They only ask you questions to find out what type of person you are, and if they don't think you are a good person, they probably wont truly want to be your friend.

Bah there are 30 of these. I am not doing all of them....Anyway these are the 20 rules you must follow to get along with a lie detector.

aww 10 more... 🙂 I enjoyed reading those though.

Scorpios are really shady.