For JD and...

...his scorpio handsomeness.

HOW TO SPOT JD
When JD types a paragraph, you will feel a strong urge to shed your underwear. He will have this baffling effect upon you, even if you're in a very public place and you find that you have no clue what he really looks like but you can't help but imagine he looks like an eagle.

WHERE TO FIND JD
Follow the trail of posts that lead to ?Aaaaw JD?, ?Wow, I agree with you JD?, ?Hugs JD? and so on and so forth.

HOW TO INTRIGUE JD
Be a bull?act like a bull?and if you can't, just SAY you're a bull?LOL

THE FIRST DATE WITH JD
Establish whether you live in his town or within 30 min of his town early on. JD doesn't do long distance.

WHEN TO DO THE DEED WITH JD
Because JD has so many hidden agendas?(What? He's a scorpio), you'll never be able to pick the right time. Apparently when he can't go to sleep he likes to do ?different? things until his body gets tired. So ladies, this would be the perfect moment to do the deed.

WHEN TO POP THE QUESTION TO JD
Um...best to give him control here...

IF JD DROPS YOU
You may as well give up on all men. You'll NEVER get over him.

IF YOU DROP JD
You're insane.


Mata Hari?.girl, what's the deal-ee-yo with your avatar? I sense some scorpio angst.

And FA, my thanks go out to you hon. I couldn't have created this thread without your inspiration. 😛

"i fear i do not have this compulsion"

Is that because you don't wear any? I know EXACTLY how you feel...it's soooo last season. 😛

lol

JD is awesome, he is my buddy 🙂

I assume you are a taurus.

To newbie....there has been an influx as of late.

more like a shuffling. all of the personalities are still the same unfortunately.

and which one of these personalites are you?

one of the bored ones, lady_m. how about you?

I am me.

lmao damn. your answer's better than mine.

Its to be expected.

*curtsy*

i hope i'm not being a bit too expectant when i anticipate some fine tea with that curtsy

Well yes, yes you are.

I am not a tea person myself.

"Who's JD?"

They call him jack.....................jackdoniel.

Well its inly fitting we get to see JD...inquiring minds would like to know...

Forgive me I am a visual individual 🙂

***((heart attack)) Oh my! now what are you doing? lol That is so sweet of you ... I may need a bull in my life, I'm not sure yet but one thing I know for sure is that, a Newbielike woman in my life will be more than welcome ***

:: A jealouse sexy scorp girl rolls eyes of jealousy::: - Yeah maybe a Taurus would do if unless you perfer a match in intensity, passion and uhmmm - neva mind... 😉

Joking Newbie. I love Bull folks!!!

But you know I am serious about the jealous part... huhmmm.

"And newbie, I'm sorry, but I cannot take credit for inspiring this most monstrous and preposterous topic you've created about someone so unimportant as JD."

"I don't either. Glad I'm not the only one."

Now, now FA. Don't pout.

"But you know I am serious about the jealous part... huhmmm."

Of course I do. But dont worry. You'll find your own JD in time...LOL.

Relax...there's enough JD for everyone. 😉

"I personally don't see what I've done to generate such a thread"

And still sooooo modest.....sigh (LOL)

Because you're................................................................JD.

LOL....FA....you're so harsh. Do you have a history or fighting with him or something? I sense...um...something.

Anyways...he's a darling. Nobody forgets JD. We may not create a thread about him later on but we never forget him...😛

"oh when am I flavor of the month"

Soon TIC-TAC....soon 😉

"I'm maybe enough for everyone but made for only one"

And QS it will have to be. Her eyes have turned green. And she mentioned something about intensity...passion...blah blah blah.... 😛

LOL

FA: you know JD is sweet. Stop hating 😛
Although I admit...too good to be true, comes to mind. I understand your cynicism.

I concur, which is why Im still waiting for the visual to make up my mind.

LOL, are you interviewing JD?

You maybe taking this thread a tad bit too seriously.

a little pain is pleasure 😉


"mmm make up your mind on what?"

I need the total package. I will not settle! Now, show yourself...please.🙂

Im not one to pay for things I can get for free otherwise arch; dont make me resort to the five finger discount 😛

Of course! sharing is caring 🙂