I Confess....

Everyday we do things we may not be too proud of for whatever reason (guilt, shame, etc). So I wanted to dedicate a page to get that off your chest. Some find it therapeutic , while others just find it humorous. But trust me, you'll feel a lot better (or so I believe). Just have fun people!

So I'll begin...

I confess

1) That I lied to my date when I said I was sick and couldn't go out because I really just wanted to wash my hair and paint my nails
2) That I was too lazy to cook yesterday so I ate cookie dough for dinner
3) I spent my Friday at work watching You Tube videos instead of writing reports
4)That I wasn't surprised when my friend told me her dirt bag husband left just as I predicted
5)That I swear I lose my mind and get heated in the nether region when I watch Joe Manganiello (aka Alcid Herveaux) on True Blood
6) That I'm dating a guy that is pretty f*ckable, but I don't see too much more for us.
7) That I watched a few Buffy the Vampire reruns on Saturday
8) That the other day I stained a shirt with deodorant while trying it on then bought another one because I wanted a "clean" shirt
9) That the movie "It" by Stephan King still freaks me out. I now have an issue trusting clowns (I blame the movie and stories of John Gacy)
10) That the first time I saw a penis was when I was 7. I was curious, so I peeked in the boy'

*bathroom.....

LOL @ PheonixRising! You are too funny and your honesty is very refreshing!

1) the only reason why i work hard is so i can do nothing later... i'm the laziest person at heart but i feel too guilty about it. I will probably watch bad reality tv today, analyze all the players by their sign, wash my hair and masturbate (a few times) 😛

Posted by shellshocker
...I will probably watch bad reality tv today, analyze all the players by their sign, wash my hair and masturbate (a few times) 😛

If you feel guilty about it later, come back and confess it here!

Posted by PhoenixRising

1) That I lied to my date when I said I was sick and couldn't go out because I really just wanted to wash my hair and paint my nails

Hahaha! I've done that!

😕 Am I twisted for not feeling so guilty? The guy had it comin (.)

I'll confess... I get uncontrollably turned on when I get mad. Lol, i should've listed that on my other thread.

9.) That the movie "It" by Stehpen King still freaks me out

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I'm convinced that movie traumatized us all and can be blamed for killer klowns from outer space and ICP.

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1) That I lied to my date when I said I was sick and couldn't go out because I really just wanted to wash my hair and paint my nails

Hahaha! I've done that!

😕 Am I twisted for not feeling so guilty? The guy had it comin (.)

I'll confess... I get uncontrollably turned on when I get mad. Lol, i should've listed that on my other thread.

9.) That the movie "It" by Stehpen King still freaks me out

I'm convinced that movie traumatized us all and can be blamed for killer klowns from outer space and ICP.

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Ha! Never saw Killer Clowns. I mentioned it on my list because I just watched it again last night. I'll admit, I screamed one or two times

*Klowns

Posted by ellessque
1. Friday on my way home from work I stopped at the grocery store. There was a woman in the parking lot who had her feet hanging out the window. I secretly wanted to grab one of her sandals and run.

I swear I scared my cat when I laughed out at this. Too funny! I thought I was the only one that got those mischievous thoughts

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4. I often don't respond to facebook messages. I read them but then I forget they are there. I have my chat turned off so people won't bother me.

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I do the exact same thing. Sometimes I don't even read them thinking I will go back later, then forget

4. I often don't respond to facebook messages. I read them but then I forget they are there. I have my chat turned off so people won't bother me.

this one. don't know why i bother having the damn thing, LOL!!

I confess...

that I have a crush on me neighbor. I just saw him run past my window (we just had a bad downpour) and he looked so good *sit and fantasize about him taking me on the back of his car in the rain*

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3. For this one first date, I had bought a complete new outfit, including shoes, had my hair done, my nails and cancelled at the last minute because "I wasn't feeling it."

Since last month I have been wanting to go on a short getaway. I called up a girlfriend from back home to plan a trip. We finally pick a place and decided to go next month. I invite another friend. I have yet to book the trip, and both friends have been waiting on me before they do. I am no longer "feeling it" and just want to call the whole thing off!

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4. I often don't respond to facebook messages. I read them but then I forget they are there. I have my chat turned off so people won't bother me.

this one. don't know why i bother having the damn thing, LOL!!

sometimes i do this with texts. :/

1. caved a couple nights ago and bought little caesar's pizza, then threw half of it in the trash so I wouldn't be overly tempted.

2. wore my bf's underwear two days in a row. two fresh pairs that is and not because i was out of clean panties. i just really wanted to wear his underwear. and there's a good chance i'll do it again too. :p

3. I had a long and stressful day at work a couple weeks ago (16 hrs) and was at the grocery store foraging for dinner. On my way out, someone nearly walked into me. Clearly accidental, but I was still tired, hungry, grumpy and I imagined myself kicking them in the shin. I must've smiled ear to ear at the thought.

4. a replacement debit card was sent to me erroneously with the title "Dr." I def don't waive it around and pretend, but since I can still pass for early 20s, every once in a while a cashier will look at me and ask "Dr?" I just smile and wink at 'em lol. I prob won't request another card either.

5. dropped the ball on a txt convo with an old co-worker when she mentioned my old ex boss would be with her on a trip to my town. my ex boss is prob one of two of my sworn enemies... *sigh* just txted her back though.

6. ate some of my roommate's fruit salad, because he threw out my persimmons thinking they were bad tomatoes. in my mind this is fair and just.

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Posted by CreepyPants

6. ate some of my roommate's fruit salad, because he threw out my persimmons thinking they were bad tomatoes. in my mind this is fair and just.

that got a really hearty laugh out loud. 😛

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I know right? I shoulda torn through the whole thing, not just some lol

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6. ate some of my roommate's fruit salad, because he threw out my persimmons thinking they were bad tomatoes. in my mind this is fair and just.

that got a really hearty laugh out loud. 😛

I know right? I shoulda torn through the whole thing, not just some lol

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I know I would . Then just lie and say I thought it went bad and I threw it out(j/k---or am I?)

LOL eXactly
easy on the jack daniels bud, you never made any fruit salad 😄




then again...





MAYBE IT RAN OFF WITH MY ROTTEN TOMATOES!!!! *mad face*

I confess....

I wanted to slap a client to "knock some sense into her" because she is so delusional about her relationship.
I seriously think I need to cancel all of my sessions around my monthly cycle because I become very impatient, more sarcastic and visualize myself harming my clients and co-workers for their stupid BS

*deep exhale*

I confess I saw this milf entering my building yesterday in a tight satin dress with a little girl, probably no husband, that i have a crush on now! shes around 32

Love the comments folks.

Posted by exoskeleton
in kindergarten i stole a sip of my teacher's hot cocoa when her back was turned. and some swedish fish. 🙂

LOL! Cute.

Well Purrr if you no your weaknesses why don't you....keep sulking yourself into misery.

-Wiggles finger at you-

I have to confess that:

I am having a rough week, and it's getting worse.
I know my rough week has more to do with the fact that I am moody and extremely sensitive right now
I want to disappear and just ignore everyone (especially my ex)until it passes, but I feel guilty .
I need to work on my guilt issues.

The user who posted this message has hidden it.

Awww, why did you hide it Purrr? Look PEOPLE this isn't the place for your drama OKAY? Everyone is allowed to post their "confessions" here for the sole purpose of purging. Not to be attacked, questioned or ridiculed. There are more threads than I can count for that sh*t.

As you were.

Posted by PurrrrHissss
PhoenixRising, I love how you use so many smileys in your posts. It's so cute. Sorry you're having a bad week. 😢

Thanks luv.

Posted by HonneTatemae
"In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max??s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.

In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog??_ When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out??_

But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

...


Also...there was this one time at band camp....

😈

This made my day. Too funny!

Posted by PurrrrHissss
PhoenixRising, I love how you use so many smileys in your posts. It's so cute.😢

Yeah its your " style " as a bull would say I like it keep it up. If people tell you to stop with the emotes post more.

-Trots off-

Posted by IntriguedScorp

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The user who posted this message has hidden it.

Awww, why did you hide it Purrr? Look PEOPLE this isn't the place for your drama OKAY? Everyone is allowed to post their "confessions" here for the sole purpose of purging. Not to be attacked, questioned or ridiculed. There are more threads than I can count for that sh*t.

As you were.

Aww, thanks for defending me. That was sweet of you. But it's okay, he didn't offend me. 🙂

I saw your post, Purr, and thought it was awesome and real. Kind of inspired me to look inside as well. 🙂

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Me too .

I confess....

I have a date with my mystery horoscope guy, but I'm still a little moody .
I don't want it to rub him the wrong way, because *this* is still new. So, I'm gonna keep the conversation to a minimum (e.g. suggest we rent a movie).
I'd rather eat some ice cream, which is not a reflection on him. Just me right now.

I confess...

I am trying to forget about my ex but I can't

I still have naughty dreams about him (really naughty )Gems suck! (not really)

I had a date last Friday and I sort of flaked. Why?--because I'm thinking about my ex!!!!

*sigh*

I don't drink at all btw, junk food is my crux. I just thought the last smiley was cute.

I was so thoroughly entertained by a thread and then it's gone.... I admit, I find the bickering annoying, but so very funny. It's like an accident--you can't look away

Posted by IntriguedScorp
I confess that there are some threads I read where I just want to shake the OP and say, really? did you really need to ask that question? Do you trust your own instincts so little that you couldn't have just figured that one out? But I confess I don't because it would be rude.

The threads usually start off something like this: "How would my Scorp (or whatever) man react if I hate a whole bag of skittles in front of him and forgot to offer him one? Do you think he would he leave me to talk to the Cap or whatever that he talks to on FB?"

I confess I wish women would stop feeding the stereotype that they are completely out of control of their own lives!

/rant 😄

Yup. Post like that should last about one page long max:

Q: I ate skittles, he's mad. What to do?
A: Buy more and give it to him!
A: Apologize by throwing some skittle on you body and let him eat it off you.
A: What's wrong with you silly twit? Why are you wasting our time?
A: Say your sorry (aka the same sh*t already posted)
A from PhoenixRising:
A: Buy a basket of fruit and call it a day. Who doesn't like fruit?
OP: Thanks so much guys. Great advice. I'm gonna go do that and not waste your time with defensiveness for the next 19 pages!

Sundaes for everyone! We helped another one

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Posted by PhoenixRising

1) That I lied to my date when I said I was sick and couldn't go out because I really just wanted to wash my hair and paint my nails

Scorp women... I swear!

I'm TELLING YOU! THEY AND THE GOAT BROADS ARE THE SPAWN OF UNHOLY EVIL!

HUH-EFFING-ZZAH!
You 8-legged chicks aka nether broads aka witches of pluto aka testicle cutters aka nemeses of reason aka "halloween and beyond chicks" aka chesty heathens ARE EVIL!

VALIDATION I SAYS! V A L I D A T I O N !

Gaddica! Gaddica!

*grabs raid cans and ties raid grenade rpg on back, ties rambo bandana on forehead, laces boots, puts on punisher spandex(judge me nether chicks! JUUUDDDGGGE MEEE COSSSSPPLLLLAAAYYYYY!), ties garlic round neck, plays "Eye of the Tiger"

I'm ready WHENEVER I effing run into one! *bad eyetwitch

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I confess I could have popped a few Advil and gone into work today. I just didn't want to deal with anyone's BS today. So here I am on DXP, but....

I confess I hate everything you guys hate as far as making retarted topics I think these lonely individuals just want to talk.

^^ blamo! lol

i confess... i purposely parked 2 inches away on the drivers side from some car clearly parked by an imbecile... and i THOROUGHLY enjoyed it.

Ah actually someone hit the heck out of my back side door I just nodded all is good. There's a little scratch nothing to be mad about.

^^ ROFL!!!!!!! ^^

Posted by CreepyPants
^^ ROFL!!!!!!! ^^

+1

I confess that I just need to rant....

I'm in the helping profession and currently over 80 of my client list are water signs (all three , , , but a hell a lot of Crabs). And to add this messy scene I work with adolescents. So basically, guarded, moody, emotional, buggers that are full of sh*t--I know I was full of sh*t at that age. It's hard not to let their signs influence how I work with them. F*ck they are driving me crazy because it's like a week full of emotional psych babble....and it's only Tuesday.

Then there is my own Crab. Well he wasn't my Crab until most recently. Many confessions here: I admit I didn't own my sh*t and misplaced my anger/hurt. I admit he's good at calling me on my sh*t (and I hate it--I know how to reflect all by my self thank you very much). I admit I'm avoiding the conversation we need to have until tomorrow. I admit I need to grow a pair, and in this brief moment I am acting like chicken sh*t because this man turns my insides into knots (which is good and bad---f*ckin Cancers). What happens when we finally hit the skins?

*deep sigh* I need a cup of peppermint tea....