I had a Scorporific day

My day started out posting a few stuff on DXP.

Then I went to a cafe. I was minding my own business, yet emitting my difficult-to-resist vibe. And sure enough, a lady started flirting with me. We had a great conversation about Taoism and whatever, and she said she digged the vibe I sent out. I have this theory that I attract Pisces and Cancer effortlessly, and sure enough, she was a Cancer.

I then went to catch some NFL Playoff games. And there was a bitchy bartender who was trying to bust my nuts. She even threatened to kick me out of the bar. I turned the tables immediately on her and pissed her off to no end. I humiliated her in front of her manager, and she had to get another server to serve me drinks because she was so upset. I was very pleased about staying there for the next three hours and giving my I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude. That annoyed her to no end.

I am glad. I am glad that a Scorpio, and I am glad that we kick ass.

you know rox. you may need to start wearing a bullet-proof vest. LOL.

what is the sign of this man whom you tease?

My mom is a Leo.

Our relationship is great now, but it was very trying and tested over the years due to LT lack of compatibility issues. We're both fixed signs.

Leos are total showboaters and into attention. They're also stubborn. My mom and I had a battle of the wills over the years until ... she finally decided to give up.

Did I say we kick ass?

"3 cheers for making girls cry"

blingstah, I stepped into that bar just wanting to watch some good ole fashion football and drink my beer in peace.

She sensed my vibe and wanted to establish her bartender diva status, and I wasn't willing to play along, get on her good side, or kiss her ass. On another occasion, I've seen her pick up a patron, and let's just say, I think she ate him up for lunch on their date.

Anyway, when she got hostile and rude, well.. you know the rest of the story.

My attitude was and always will be: b1tch, you work here, you don't own the place.

c'mon rox. You love the fact that you mesmerize him, and establish alpha-female status over the rest of the village booty. 😛

I'll tell you one BIG difference between my mom and me.

She always craved everyone's admiration to the point of fault. It was like her biggest insecurity in life.

Me, I don't give a flying f*ck what strangers and casual friends think about me.

"it's not good to be so vain"

rox, we scorps like to be puppetmasters. We leave the spotlight for the 15-minute fools.