I might be a little crazy

I decided to post this here as opposed to the Leo forum because I think this is more of my Scorpio Moon and Asc then my Leo Sun.


This morning while driving to work, I noticed a new crossing guard near the elementary school. For those of you who may not have crossing guards in your neck of the woods. It is a volunteer position. I repeat it is a volunteer position. You help children cross busy intersections in the morning. Your primary responsibility is to make sure children are not killed by speeding motorists running late for work. That's it. It is a job usually reserved for retired grandmothers and grandfathers who want to get out of the house.

So imagine my surprise when I saw a relatively attractive 20-30 something man helping the children this morning. My Scorpio Moon totally took over...I do not know this man nor have I ever laid eyes on him before. However, I am convinced he is a pedophile. Why else would he wake up at 7:00 am to help children cross the street for free? I have no proof and therefore my new mission is to watch him every morning looking for something suspicious. I have no idea what I am looking for.

Yup get my straight jacket ready. Do they come in pink? I think I would like a pink straight jacket.

Posted by exoskeleton
lol, so you're assuming we scorps make batshit suspicions about stupid shit?

maybe he's doing it for some kind of community service, or as experience for another job? as long as he's not reaching to fondle the kiddies while they walk past him don't waste your time worrying about. 🙂

Nope, not assuming at all. When I dicovered I had a Scorpio Moon and how your Moon Sign is you inner personality. I went about a quest for all things Scorpio. Anyway, the astrology sites kept referring to Scorpios as Secretive and Suspicious. I have always been suspicious. I believe in Conspiracy Theories and things like " the 2nd gunman on the Grassy Noll, The 27 Club and Roswell. So I thought, Eureka...I was blind but now I see. 🙂


Scorpio Weakness Keywords:
- Jealous
- Obsessive
- Suspicious
- Manipulative
- Unyielding


I was not being serious nor would I contact the authorities. It was really a thought. Nothing more.

Posted by Nemesis

Posted by Nala13
I decided to post this here as opposed to the Leo forum because I think this is more of my Scorpio Moon and Asc then my Leo Sun.


Yup get my straight jacket ready. Do they come in pink? I think I would like a pink straight jacket.

^^
this is your leo speaking. 😛


why do you accentuate how attractive he is?

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If he was unattractive...I wouldn't have noticed him.... Now that's my Leo speaking. 😛 LOL

In my city they are paid, it aint free. They work for the school system. But what a funny thread. 😛

It was just a bit strange to see. I mean with his stop sign and bright green vest and all. Oh and I think they give them a whistle. I don't know what a whistle would do in the event a speeding motorist is coming at you but I guess they had to give them something. 🙂