Illegal things at work? CONFESSION TIME

OK, who's drank, smoked weed, stolen, had sex at work, or anything "bad" that I didn't mention?

Once I saw sperm over the closet in men's toilet. Wasnt mine, so someone has wanked it over there or something else.

I stole a pen and a pad of paper once ....

I saw condoms in the toilet at work.

the 50 yr old boss & 18 yr old secretary had just left. They're both married too.

I am a terrible person.

(swallow hangs head in shame and trudges from room.)

Me & my boss both were drinkingwine at work so I guess that doesn't make it bad.

Um, did oral thing once during work hours with customer I was seeing. BAD ME! Stolen pens at work, hehe, hmmmmmmmmmm, ok my conscious is clear! 🙂

I don't think she got promoted, she's a little dumb, but she does get to drive his nice Mercedes during the day.

It's ok little sparrow!

thanks taurus

(sparrow wipes away tear)

Would that be Cantonese or Mandarin Branh?

Branh, I am quite professional at work. I have been promoted on various occassions, had customers make comments and had my boss come to me after a customer has left and said that that appreciated my talent, knowledge and ability to envision and exceed their needs. Not trying to puff myself up here, I usually see myself as humble but don't ever imply that I am taking my career as a joke.

Work should be serious, this however was a friday afternoon laugh when everyone is ready to get the H_ell outta work. tgif

I know you are Branh. I am just trying to get you to lighten up a bit.

Just remember that was the big fear in the 80s re Japan.

I've taken illegal substances at work and worked my nuts off for the whole day!..lol..had steam coming out of my fingers..shmokin...