I'm a scorpio with a huge crush on my scorpio boss

Well, its my bosses boss actually. I have such a major crush on him. I rarely even see him and barely even know him. My attraction to him is very strong though. This can't be a good thing...

Yay, bug sex.

Uh-oh.
Best listen to whatever LovelyScorp advises you.
She'll be along shortly.

In the meantime, enjoy your passionate crush.
It's a great feeling, isn't it!?!?
- all the yearning, overinterpretation, etc.

Well...based purely on the threads on this topic around here lately, scorp with scorp apparently doesn't work. It's like two limbless people playing chess. No one ever makes a move and they just sit there and stare at each other for eternity.

For future reference, if he ever buys your dinner and confesses that he loves you...FORGET HIM! What a tool! Delete his number from your phone and his existence from your hard drive. What he really means is "Let's just be friends."

However, if he asks you to be his FWB, then girl! It is TWUE WUV! Load all your worldly goods into a U-Haul, park your sweet self in front of his house and wait for him to get home from work. He''ll be THRILLED to see you! 😉

lol Just kiddiiiing.

Now for the real advice: Start "accidentally" throwing yourself in his way. You know, that "coincidental" stalking you scorps are so good at. If any of your co-workers go out for Happy Hour, join them and see if he shows up.

Are you new there? If so, just ask around about what he's like to work for. Dig around and see if you can find out what he's into, a TV show, book series, music, then go ask him about it.

Just some suggestions. If none of these work, lock yourself in the copy room with him and stick your tongue down his throat.

Good luck! 🙂

Ok, so I saw him again yesturday... We have the exact same interest work-wise and he wants me to transfer to his department and work for him directly. Somebody told him I was trying to learn stuff in his area of expertise which I am because I love the type of work. He wants me to work with him in the same shift as him. My heart beats 90 miles a minute at just the site of him. I can't work with him AND on the same shift as him. I'd never be able to concentrate.

I feel like I say the dumbest things in front of him. I thought I looked like a total moron. He asked me to come see him in his office. We were both standing and I looked at him and he got this shy, almost nervous smile and looked down for a second. I'm not sure if he was picking up on my nervousness and reacting to it or if he was nervous because he is attracted to me...

Anyways, he was giving me these documents to take a look at and said something like how smart I was and I could figure this stuff out. It was weird cause we are in 2 different departments working 2 different shifts. When he said that I wondered how he knew that I was actually capable of figuring this information out. How he knew I was remotely qualified for it. I wonder if he had already asked about me so knew that I'd be good at it?