Back in Dec. I was in a car accident. I hit a light pole head on and totalled my car. I broke my clavicle and had reconstructive surgery on it. I was out of work for 2 months. I went back to work in Feb. only to realize the wrist they told me was sprained was actually broke. It took my doctor 3 months to analize this and get me into surgery. So I had a bone graph and a pin put into my hand on May 17th. I have been out of work since then and worn a constricting annoying cast for 12 weeks. It comes off today!!! I get to go back to work tomorrow. YIPPEE!!!! I can't wait to be able to type and shower and cook with 2 hands.
I get my right hand back today, kids!!! Show me the love!
Hells no!!!!!! It smells like a sweaty gym sock. I'm going to come home and take a shower. WITH 2 HANDS!!! Then blowdry and scrunch my hair. WITH 2 HANDS! Then put on my make-up with my right hand.
Then I might just masturbate. WITH MY RIGHT HAND!!! Damn I missed her.....
Back in Dec. I was in a car accident. I hit a light pole head on and totalled my car. I broke my clavicle and had reconstructive surgery on it. I was out of work for 2 months. I went back to work in Feb. only to realize the wrist they told me was sprained was actually broke. It took my doctor 3 months to analize this and get me into surgery. So I had a bone graph and a pin put into my hand on May 17th. I have been out of work since then and worn a constricting annoying cast for 12 weeks. It comes off today!!! I get to go back to work tomorrow. YIPPEE!!!! I can't wait to be able to type and shower and cook with 2 hands.
I get my right hand back today, kids!!! Show me the love!