Imagine if I was a cat

Meow.



That's right.

LMFAOOOO im glad you would travel to japan to have a piece of me, but as a cat, living near the desert, id have scorpios on breakfast, as lunch and when im on the go!

Crustacea and Arachnids —?

I wonder what it is with you and the death obsession. Last week, you told all the Cancers to die. Now you are killing Scorpions. I went to your page and you have some song about death/killing playing with a caption about DXPers on your block list.

I hope you are only like this here and not in real life. The alphabet boys better not come in here asking questions about you. I have a feeling you are on somebodys watch list somewhere.

We "cats" are a normal lot for the most part. You sir...not so much.

He probably realized how long his ass has been in the friend zone again with that Gemini girl that doesn't really like him. That's why all the angst!

Posted by DazedScorp
If you were a cat...

I'd catch you and ship you to Japan. There they would skin you alive, toss you in the oven so that you cook slowly... keeping the flavor inside. I would fly to Japan. They would then dice you up, and stir fry you with a lovely white rice mixed with fresh veggies. They would serve it to me fresh.. still steaming hot. I'd pour a bit of sauce on you and stuff it all in my mouth. I'd then go out an drink a crap load of whiskey until shit faced.

Now for the best part...

I'd wake up the next morning with a horrible hangover. My stomach is bubbling... It's the whiskey shits.

I would then force the stir fried pussy/whiskey combination out of my asshole. The smell will be horrific. I will make me even more sick to my stomach to the point that i vomit all over your stir fried pussy remains.

To top it off... I'll piss all over the shit and vomit just to add insult to energy. Then I'll flush.

Case in point....

You're a pussy and about to have a shitty day.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! OMG I love waking up and reading stuff like this 😛

I can't find any gifs of homosexual drag-queens dressed as cats 😢

Posted by acrabbycrab12

Posted by DazedScorp
If you were a cat...

I'd catch you and ship you to Japan. There they would skin you alive, toss you in the oven so that you cook slowly... keeping the flavor inside. I would fly to Japan. They would then dice you up, and stir fry you with a lovely white rice mixed with fresh veggies. They would serve it to me fresh.. still steaming hot. I'd pour a bit of sauce on you and stuff it all in my mouth. I'd then go out an drink a crap load of whiskey until shit faced.

Now for the best part...

I'd wake up the next morning with a horrible hangover. My stomach is bubbling... It's the whiskey shits.

I would then force the stir fried pussy/whiskey combination out of my asshole. The smell will be horrific. I will make me even more sick to my stomach to the point that i vomit all over your stir fried pussy remains.

To top it off... I'll piss all over the shit and vomit just to add insult to energy. Then I'll flush.

Case in point....

You're a pussy and about to have a shitty day.

jesus I wouldn't go through that much trouble. just run him over with a car and let the buzzards pick at his carcass on the side of the road. Funny thing is I wouldn't even have to try, he'd probably be stupid enough to run across the road himself.

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+1

Has the cheese fallen off your cracker Aries, or are you THAT flipping bored?

Posted by acrabbycrab12

Posted by Xin
He probably realized how long his ass has been in the friend zone again with that Gemini girl that doesn't really like him. That's why all the angst!

is this still going on— hasn't it been over a year??

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Yep he brought his dumb butt to our Gemini forum and proceeded to cry all over it about this girl still. I'm like really? Kinda was a bitch to him in there too. But I D G A F!

Posted by Ellybean

Posted by Xin
He probably realized how long his ass has been in the friend zone again with that Gemini girl that doesn't really like him. That's why all the angst!

The gems always know how to zing. Lol.

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Damn right.

Posted by Nala13
Crustacea and Arachnids —?

I wonder what it is with you and the death obsession. Last week, you told all the Cancers to die. Now you are killing Scorpions. I went to your page and you have some song about death/killing playing with a caption about DXPers on your block list.

I hope you are only like this here and not in real life. The alphabet boys better not come in here asking questions about you. I have a feeling you are on somebodys watch list somewhere.

We "cats" are a normal lot for the most part. You sir...not so much.

lol no not at all, im just playing with scorps, the crabs really pissed me off, stupid people, period. blocklist death? no, u should go there and watch the video i put up for ppl on my block list and everyone else who is agaist me in any way lol, im not on any list and im not obsessed with killing anyone, it just is funny to talk about until it happens you know.. but hey, blood of aries disappeared without a trace when he had that trip to nyc who knows what could have happened!

Oh boy I thought it was all for play I swear I just can't "hate" on the internet. The person only person I ever blocked was meself which was a accident.

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by Nala13
Crustacea and Arachnids —?

I wonder what it is with you and the death obsession. Last week, you told all the Cancers to die. Now you are killing Scorpions. I went to your page and you have some song about death/killing playing with a caption about DXPers on your block list.

I hope you are only like this here and not in real life. The alphabet boys better not come in here asking questions about you. I have a feeling you are on somebodys watch list somewhere.

We "cats" are a normal lot for the most part. You sir...not so much.

lol no not at all, im just playing with scorps, the crabs really pissed me off, stupid people, period. blocklist death? no, u should go there and watch the video i put up for ppl on my block list and everyone else who is agaist me in any way lol, im not on any list and im not obsessed with killing anyone, it just is funny to talk about until it happens you know.. but hey, blood of aries disappeared without a trace when he had that trip to nyc who knows what could have happened!

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Those crab claws cut deep. haha You were flayed and smoked by a Cancer girl.

why are you showing me this? Ive seen lots of rabbits get skinned and killed like that, when i was 4 I chopped off chickens head with an AX, assisted by grandma

Hahaha! 😛😛 *clapping*

Lmao.