Induct me into the scorpio regime lair.

Hi I'm King Krab. I'm a 2nd decon cancer which means I'm a scorpio-cancer. I'm applying for any vacant full time scorpio positions you guys might have. Here is my resume.

It doesn't suit me well to be a cancer anymore, so I'm ready to shed the shell and drop the claws and be injected with poision. Ready for the interview, are there any qualifications i need to meet? I feel like I've done them all.


I have served my time as a krab

p.s. take me in or I'll take you out. 😉

Posted by eden 3
nice to meet u kc

first u'll need to completely shed apprehension of any sort...balls to the wall from here on out

say it! u know just f'n say it! whateva sits on ur tongue, out with it already

oh & let some whoop ass out once in a while

passivity? pssshhh have some fun u write ur script now live it passionately

ok u've been let in door now bend ova & be prepared for the paddle

*hands paddle to Meg* make it burn cuz we all know u have to experience some shit to be one of us 😛

Paddle? Mommmmyyy!! *runs to the door holding up skirt.

Looks out the window, sees the other krabs drowing in their own drool and tears.

Screw it, I'm ready for the beating!

You have to learn to be afraid of everything and deny it, as well as feeling wronged for no apparent reason.

Glad to be a part of the team.

So for fun do you guys lurk the internet and make fun of the other signs? Just a guess I've got a rising desire to do that all of a sudden.

Well I'm not going to do that. I think the first order of buisness is to sleep. And now, though I'm an ex-cancer and accustom to cuddling, i can now use it without reserve as an expression of myself.

You disgrace the real Cancers, who are strong and secure grown into their shell. Makes it seem to me like you buy into the negative stereotypes of what a Cancer is. Be a Scorpio if you wish, but just know its a mirror to Pisces and Cancer as well and not a necessarily higher or more evolved level. They have their weaknesses and faults as well.

Posted by prettyladii
You disgrace the real Cancers, who are strong and secure grown into their shell. Makes it seem to me like you buy into the negative stereotypes of what a Cancer is. Be a Scorpio if you wish, but just know its a mirror to Pisces and Cancer as well and not a necessarily higher or more evolved level. They have their weaknesses and faults as well.

i grew out of my shell, thats all. I think thats the goal to be honest. Once you realize life is a big free for all, why waste time trying to help the needy *cough*MANIPULATIVE*cough*. You would have never met a cancer like me. I was the very blood of the crab and all i got was a silly hat for it. On top of that, I couldn't even wear the freakin hat. So you tell me, whats more disgraceful? I could tell you stories that would make you cry about the fact that youre crying about it. And I'm not even that old. THe sad thing about my journey as a cancer is that it showed me my own hypocrasy while i was so busy trying to point it out in others.

Being a cancer is great when its great though. to see the smiles on peoples faces when you do something nice, silly, cute. But only the innocent deserve the innocent investment, and just look around, people are slaughtering each other just to get a bigger snickers bar. They don't need my neutral, semi-clownish antics. So why die with my head in the sand I've got claws, a hard shell, fast feet, I'm moving forward, and I'm hoping joining with these scorps will get me there ( i never said they were the final destination)

but you know what they say about crabs. When one tries to crawl out of the bucket, the others grab his feet to pull him down.

And here is a case and point. SEEE YA

Posted by King Crab
but you know what they say about crabs. When one tries to crawl out of the bucket, the others grab his feet to pull him down.

And here is a case and point. SEEE YA

Oh no I am not trying to stop you. I just wanted to point out that there are negatives with them as well as with any other sign. But why not go there, you'll have a lot of people at your feet. Scorpio is the sign after all that many put on a pedestal.

Posted by prettyladii

Posted by King Crab
but you know what they say about crabs. When one tries to crawl out of the bucket, the others grab his feet to pull him down.

And here is a case and point. SEEE YA

Oh no I am not trying to stop you. I just wanted to point out that there are negatives with them as well as with any other sign. But why not go there, you'll have a lot of people at your feet. Scorpio is the sign after all that many put on a pedestal.

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Its not so much about having others at my feet as it is about escaping the crush of others. the reason why scorpios seem to have others at their feet is because they know how to handle the crush so well. So thats what I encourage other Krabs to do, FIGHT BAAAACCK!!! and FIGHT FIRST!!!! thats basically all that the scorpio is doing so why not we?

Posted by aquilascorpiusfemina
Hey I have Cancer ascendant and I love it ok!!!!!Cancers are great, imaginative, soo sweettttt, but obviously there's some really bad ones that
can mess with a Scorpios mind. But like everyone, everyone and all the signs have ugly flaws. So deal with them and just try to eliminate your own faults.

Cancers are great, there great I love them!

I appreaciate the sentiment, but consider this interpetation:"Cancers are the more colorful, harmless doormats. Here's a foot stool that can sing too!" Cancers get up lets move on and get where we have to go. Stop taking charity from scorpios, thats how the other 10 sings can gang up on us so easily. Scorpios, whether they know it or not, use us as a human sheild. They boost us up so that the other signs go after us first since we're the "enemy's beloved favorite". And since we're so gullible to their charms instead of building our own arsenal, the scorpios usually have to fight for us, and thus only when its in their best interests. Leaving us wounded and sulking for more scorpio poision-dilluted 'love'.


WHy cancers lets stop with the bs and make a life out of our life for a change.

Posted by MegStings
Hahaha! *takes paddle and begins initiation*

Mr. Crabby I am in BC... Where are you?

I'm a frenchie Canadian crabby, haven't been on here in a few years. Do you guys over there still learn some French for when you visit Montreal? Hot Scorps are always welcome.

Posted by seavixen2
Scorpion-land dweller + Pisces-water dweller= Cancer-land &water dweller

You have the best of both worlds...YOU have a shell that can protect yourself and CRUSH people, you have those same claws/pinchers of the scorpion. YOU are perfectly capable of harnessing the scorpio power of resilience if you WANT to.... those are gifts from Scorpio. But do you REALLY want to be that way? I don't think so, because your TONE throughout this post is almost satirical/sarcastic...
You have the qualities of being sensitive, kind, compassionate, nurturing, being mentally and physically fast (you ever seen a fish swim when in danger?*nowhere to be seen*) gifts from Pisces...

I guess I'm saying I've done my dudties, I can't nurture anyone anymore than I've already had, MAINLY BECAUSE MY FELLOW CANCERIANS ARE WOUNDED. THEY NEED HELP THEMSELVES (thus my, scorpios why don't you help cancers thread). Cancers have suffered the blow of the other signs, not to mention the blow they give themselves, which is the worst. So, since I've survived the anathama, I'm seeking a new save place on the land and among the scorpios. I'd like to help the cancerians b ut they may just lure me back into the depths of the wretched sea or the heart of the flame. I cant do my duties tied up.

The main enemy for cancerians are other cancerians. I would hang out with pisces but it seems you guys have your stuff together and thus do not need nurturing. Thats why I'll hang out with scorpios because I see enough loopholes to keep me employed. Once this is done, then I'll see if I can be the King Scorpion and then... I'll apply to swim with the fish.

I encourage cancers to do the same. We had our day back in more serene times, but its time for us to seek new refuge thanks to our own self sabatoge.

And upon further speculation, maybe a better thread would be "Why don't you pisces ever help scorpios". But after being in the lair for sometime, I'll ask that question, so pisces youre not safe either.. ur day shall also come

Posted by seavixen2
^^^ awww King Crab😢 ALL of us watersigns are wounded in some way. It's just our fate...watersigns rule over 'feelings'. I agree with you that Cancer wounds itself alot...maybe that's the Scorpio in ya'll. Pisces do not have our shit together...if we did, then there wouldn't be two types of Pisces (the down swimmers and upswimmers) we struggle our whole lives to stay swimming upstream-because it is so easy for us to dwell on the negative wounds that cause us to just float down stream into an abyss of misery( my famous example: Kurt Cobain r.i.p ) Read any astrology book, Pisces is almost always portrayed as some spacey, unorganized, loveable, WEAK, creature that goes through life looking shyly out from behind rose colored glasses...not really all that accurate.
But I will patiently await your next post concerning Pisces.

OK, well thats sounds good, thanks for the post

So, I'm a scorpio now right guys? If so, alright.

I encourage all the cancer women to become pisces and all the cancer men to become scorpios. If I'm a scorpio now, then I must say that being a scorpio is boring. But thats 10x better than being engaged in self created misery. Good thing I've packed my clownish cancer antics to keep me and others entertained . Now if you'll exscuse me, I've got to practice glowing in the dark.

aquilascorpiusfemina, I read your post that's sad.... That's awesome that you helped your friend out. tho I'm sure if that kept going on she would have took care of it herself. We cancers may take other peoples BS and not show its hurting us inside.. The thing is we let it build up until we eventually explode! literally! For example: Bully??s could not be bulling her one day and they would just give her disrespecting stare and she would walk up and beat the shit out of that person. And everyone around them has no idea why she did it and that's why people think we are crazy. We do not snap for no reason but when you do watch out because if anyone gets in our way during our rage you are our enemy because at that point we have emotionally lost it and blinded by rage not even a best friend can stop us. It scares us so much to show this that a lot of times our eye's get close to tears during the moment. You make a cancer cry during this moment pray to your god that you??re walking out of there in one peace. Those are tears of death. That's our Berserker rage.

Posted by Hairitic
If you wish to join there will be obstacles that you must cross before you can successfully harness the ways and egigma of the scorpion.. it will be an easy task but you must remember that once you join, things will happen. I suspect that you are already aware of this since you are of the second decan... whatever the future holds you will have to see for yourself. i'm also getting bored of being a scorpio maybe i'll be a cancer today

The purpose of a cancer is to grow into being a scorpio. Become a cancer and you will find that out rather quickly

Ahh, I'm changed!

I call myself SunScorpio since I was born in the summer