insanely intoxicated scorpio men

over the last two days i have had close encounters with two scorpio male friends who have both been wasted to a ridiculous degree.

the first one is my landlord and his scorp gf is currently in england and so he's drinking and stuff all day long cos apparently, he's 'bored'. when i got to the bar at about 6.30pm on friday, he was already not making coherent sense so i was trying to ignore him. he then disappeared off to be discovered in the ladies with another guy by a shrieking tourist who thought there was a different kind of hanky panky going on than actually was. the scorp and the other guy came out wiping their noses if you know what i mean.

anyway, i said i would take him home but i was leaving immediately. i had some things to get from the store and then he was supposed to be outside. he wasn't so i drove back home knowing i would see him en route. i did. he had a huge wet patch on the arse of his jeans and staggered into the middle of the road to put his hands up and stop me....as if i hadn't seen him already.

when he got in my car, i could smell immediately that he'd fucking well shat himself!!!! i'm a bit OCD about cleaning and i literally can't breathe in the same space as someone's personal toxic waste fumes. i wound down my window and fortunately it wasn't much father to where i dropped him off.

i saw him last night and instead of not mentioning anything so as not to bring it to my attention. his first words were an APOLOGY for having lost control of his bowels for 'reasons unknown'.

later last night another scorp arrived at the bar with his gf and 3 year old son(!!!). he was so wasted it was embarrassing to know him! he introduced himself to the people i was talking to like he was an old friend and then turned the bar into some kind of playground with his son and the landlady's dog. high as a kite!!

so....do scorp men have a problem with doing things in moderation??

so you don't think scorps have addictive tendancies?

personally, i don't like to lose control to the extent that i make a display of myself and although i've had addiction problems i've never been as extreme as these two guys. one's 30 and so i get that more than for the other guy who is 45 ffs!!!

i didn't read what you said properly dazed......got my sunday morning head on 😛

i know another scorpio who actually vomited in his pants. he was so drunk and he knew he needed the bathroom but didn't know which end was gonna go first and so he was seated on the throne when he vomited first, lol.

so come on dazed....what's the most disgusting thing you've done when intoxicated?

Posted by everevolvingepithet
I'd be asleep before being that drunk. Although I have had some stinking hangovers and needed a shit and a puke at the same time but that was simply a case of shitting most of it out, turning to the bowl and puking then finishing my shit. Then curling up in bed 'til afternoon. Coffee and bacon, good to go again.

that is so beautiful bling.

Hmm..While stationed in the UK wit NATO, I came home stumbling drunk from the Senior NCO's Club (higher ranking enlisted types) and noticed my Division Officer had left the windows of his car rolled down that evening. Because I had put away more than 10 pints and had eaten too much curry before drinking, I had to piss..and you guys can figure out the rest.

But yeah, now that 40 is closer than 20, I don't even touch liquor anymore. Self Indulgence 1 Self Control 0

"when he got in my car, i could smell immediately that he'd fucking well shat himself!!!! i'm a bit OCD about cleaning and i literally can't breathe in the same space as someone's personal toxic waste fumes. i wound down my window and fortunately it wasn't much father to where i dropped him off."



Oh my gosh.........please, please say you have leather seats!!!!!!!!!! 😕

Posted by LetltB
"when he got in my car, i could smell immediately that he'd fucking well shat himself!!!! i'm a bit OCD about cleaning and i literally can't breathe in the same space as someone's personal toxic waste fumes. i wound down my window and fortunately it wasn't much father to where i dropped him off."



Oh my gosh.........please, please say you have leather seats!!!!!!!!!! 😕

not only do i NOT have leather seats, he sat on my favourite wooly scarf!! i threw it away 😢

Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
not only do i NOT have leather seats, he sat on my favourite wooly scarf!! i threw it away 😢

O * M * G* Roxi!!! lol...I was waiting to hear leather..(ocd on clean too over here) BIG ASS BOTTLE OF WHITE VINEGAR..stat!!! Dump it right into the seat, soak it, then get an old towel after about 10 mins..and soak it up, some cold water, same thing with towel and one more shot of vinegar! Presto...I'm a proud owner of leather seats due to an AWFUL experience from driving someone home who was drunk. Not fun...and a wooly scarf too? damn...

a gorgeous long black crochet scarf with tassles no less 😢 i didn't check to see if it smelt, i just picked it up with some of those disposable gloves on and threw it straight in the bins. interestingly, the car is one i'm hiring from the scorp dude's gf - also a scorp lol!! so i bleached it this morning. what do i care if there's a big bleach mark on it now....it's not my car and it's her bf's SHIT!!!

that'll teach her anyway cos she said to me about the crab i was seeing that she would never go out with anyone who got as drunk as he did. well at least he doesn't shit his pants!!!

ewww.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
So does it smell still or is it in need of an airing out?

thanks to some febreze, it's all smelling fine although no doubt still contaminated with billions of bacteria.

Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s

Posted by everevolvingepithet
So does it smell still or is it in need of an airing out?

thanks to some febreze, it's all smelling fine although no doubt still contaminated with billions of bacteria.

click to expand

lol...this is the grossest thread ever! But funny as hell 😄