lightbulbs

How many Scorpios does it take to change one?


none - we'd rather sit in the dark.

http://www.aquarianage.org/lore/jokes/litebulb.html

LOL!

Sounds about right. My mother refuses to change the battery in her smoke detector.
So whenever I call I hear the highly annoying sharp piercing beeping noise in the background.
And it drives me nuts!!!!


Ring~~~~ Ring~~~~~
Me Crab: Hello Mummy Dearest.
Mom Scorp: Hi kiddo. What's up?
Me Crab: What's that noise?
Mom Scorp: What noise?
Me Crab: Your smoke detector needs it's battery changed!!!
Mom Scorp: Oh well your Aunt Mary (Sharing apartment with her sister; Aunt Crab) has been trying to get the Manager to come change the battery.
Me Crab: GRRRRRR It's really really annoying.
Mom Scorp: Hmp It doesn't bother me none. ::Snicker::
Me Crab: That would drive me insane.
Mom Scorp: ::Snicker:: ::Snicker::
Me Crab: GRRRRRR GRRRRRR

Ease up. Light a candle. Imbue another body with your shadow. Darkness isn't all it's cracked up to be.