My gift to you DXP...

on this Very Special day: Things my girlfriend and I have argued about".

It's basically a list of the things of arguments a very funny Brit has had with his girlfriend. Couldn't think of a better day to post it.



"If you've clicked on the 'Why I nearly stopped updating' link above, you'll know who Hannah is. But, of course, you won't have clicked on it because you felt it was too much of an effort, you Child Of The Internet, you. So, let me tell you Hannah is someone with whom I recently started to work - remotely, I've met her in person once, for about ninety minutes. You now have all the information you need. Phone me, I'll come round and scroll for you too, OK?

Margret and I are going up a mountain, side by side, on a drag lift in Germany. The white noise of the snow under our skis is the only sound until Margret begins to speak.
Margret - 'This woman - "Hannah", is it? - what's she like?'
Mil - 'She seems OK.'
Margret - 'How old is she.'
Mil - 'About thirty, I think.'
Margret - 'What colour is her hair?'
Mil - 'Black.'
Margret - 'Does she smoke?'
Mil - 'Yes.'
Margret - 'YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER, DON'T YOU?'

Perfectly put into practice there, you can see, Sherlock Holmes's rule that, "Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable must be the truth."

Minus "the things" bit. Dur, as DTN would've said.😛

Dur, as DTN would've said.


you are learning😛

Hey dtn, long time no verbally harass. What have you been up to?

Hey dtn, long time no verbally harass. What have you been up to?



i have been tackling a lot of things lately,primarily female sexual advances.haahaa
read my thread,you will know the horrors.
whats cooking on your side?

You know how it goes, toppling governments, wrestling with bears, the usual.

Nah, just mooching on tax-payers money(studying).

studying is more difficult than all of the above things you mentioned.😉

read your posts, btw. that female sounds unhinged. and not the good kind of unhinged either - "crazy in the head means crazy in the bed", but the voodo-doll making, picture-eyes-burning. fake-rape-crying sort of crazy. you did the Right Thing(like there was ever any doubt :p).

yip,she should be quarantined,haahaa! see you later budd🙂

oh my gosh, this website. when i first saw it, i was like hmmmm...english dude with a german girlfriend named margaret...i've seen this!!! i stumbled upon it like 7 years ago and i'm sooOooOoOOOoo glad you posted it cause i forgot all about it and it's hella funny. i don't think it was quite that long though when i first saw it...or maybe i just read the first few and never came back...haha.

This was sooo friggin hilarious, I especially loved the part about shaving in front of the mirror and the dreamweaver bit. I was sure he either had to be a Pisces or a Virgo (not sure how I'd find the two so similar), but his irony is clearly that of a Virgo.