Omg someone promise me.

That you'll kill me if this ever happens. Took care of a patient today.. 5'3 and close to 500lbs. If I EVER get anywhere close to 300, just put a bullet in me. Put me out of my misery. Promise? KOL? Dap (and all your gangster friends)?

Posted by Cadillac
"Damn, I should've stayed at my parents for longer !"

BANG ya got me.

Yeah right, my mother is a terrible cook. She tried to grill cookies once. Grill. On a grill.

*spits out coffee*

OMG Hahahahahaaaaa!

Posted by THEKingofLibra

Posted by Nefer

Posted by Cadillac
"Damn, I should've stayed at my parents for longer !"

BANG ya got me.

Yeah right, my mother is a terrible cook. She tried to grill cookies once. Grill. On a grill.

*spits out coffee*

OMG Hahahahahaaaaa!

Sometimes I get the urge to tie you up and read poetry to you naked..

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Everyone's gotta have a hobby, I guess.

Wait.. who's naked in this scenario?

LOL. I woke up this morning and was like 'woah' 100+ replies to my post?

I love that question Nef. Of course it'd be you.. in his mind, but hey lets reverse it 😉

Posted by Cadillac
It's gonna be $ 5,000 up front.

fucking rip off!
With that kind of money i expect "Wolf" standards..

Posted by Prince_Pisces
I remember I saw this show about this guy who had to have a peace of his house removed just to get him out of there. . .when they peeled him off the bed it was so gross. Why are people so disgusting? 😢 LOL

lol @ peeled

Posted by Cadillac
What is your fascination with cowboys? Where did it come from?

I like it, It's in good theme with True Grit which is amazing btw.

everevolvingepithet that guy in your pic is in the mechanic as well i think. He's a bit of a psycho in that, and he's the psycho in Alpha Dog as well i think? Guys a fucking COOK!

Posted by everevolvingepithet
I don't remember him being in The mechanic but yeah I haven't seen Ben Foster playing any other part in is films, haha
(he was in another film "The Hostage' where he's a loony tunes too).

yep, just checked he is.