Pickup Lines By Sign

To a Taurus or Capricorn Woman:
"Oh, just my luck - I won 27.4 million dollars in the lottery yesterday, and today my doctor gave me 2 months to live - I have no family left alive to leave anything to - do you know of any worthy charities?"

To a Sagittarius Girl:
"Hi - I'm a Scorpio - and I have a solid, unchangeable direction planned for my life."
( usually results in a change of plans and contemplation of murder-suicide )

or Aries Girl:
"Hi - I'm a Scorpio - you're wrong."
( usually results in argument followed by "Use me, yes use me like I'm nothing" )

To a Libra, Aquarius or Gemini
"I'd like to tickle your belly button .... from the inside."

To a Virgo Woman
"Can I read your palm? I'm actually very into the occult - want to come see my Oui-Ja board?"

To a Cancer Female
"My antique shop is very successful, but it is about a 45 minute drive from here - so I hope you're good at conversation. It will be worth the trip to see the moon shining on the water - you'll love it! And maybe tomorrow you can meet my family while I talk to my Dad about some investments I am making next week - they'll love you!"

To a Pisces Girl
"I'm a starving artist - but what does money really matter, anyway? ...as long as I can be creative - I hate money and everything about it and anyone who love it is no friend of mine - they just don't understand that love is more important."

To a Leo Woman

See my friend over there? (point to random guy) He's kinda shy, and he was just wondering (PAUSE, followed by evil grin) if you think I am cute enough to dance with?

To a Scorpio Woman

I'm a Scorpio and my ever-self-righteous Aries friend who likes to put everyone down just bet me $ 100 that I could not dance with the most attractive, highest-class woman in the bar...which we both agreed was YOU.
IF YOU CAN KEEP THE SECRET - Dance with me for one song and you've got a NO-STRINGS, $ 50 bar tab for you and your friends and we'll both go back to being strangers.

And for the ladies, here are the best pickup lines to use on guys:

Aries - "You're always SO right!"
Taurus - "I'm wearing a garter belt under this and I have beer at my place."
Gemini - "I don't know what to do."
Cancer - "I'm a Scorpio"
Leo - "Wow you look so handsome tonight."
Virgo - ( NO LINE - JUST WEAR NAVY BLUE OR BEIGE OR BURGUNDY )
Libra - "You won't have sex with me tonight because I'm not attractive to you"
Scorpio - "Hi"
Sagittarius - "I'm thinking about getting a breast reduction."
Capricorn - "I want a guy who is good at managing his money."
Aquarius - "I can't keep boyfriends because I am too busy to see them more than once every week"
Pisces - "Do you want to come to the lake and have a picnic?"

LOL @ Taurus.

Posted by Pesca2
hehe 😄 yeah....did you see virgo? lmao!

Bwahahahahaaaa! 😄

I'm not eating one of Sam's sandwiches or drinking her beverages
in case "you know who" was over visiting.

Posted by 69virgo
Wear red-white -pink..😉

That is your conscious mind talking.
Your unconscious mind is my weapon.

You may not fit in the trend, though.
Take a look in your own closet to know for sure.

I can't believe that NOBODY quoted and lol'd about
the pick-up line to use on a Scorpio male.
I am so disappointed in all y'all.

( Perhaps it was overshadowed by the rest of my genius. lol )