Rabbit's spreadsheet

I am unto you buddy.

"A distressed Reddit user told /r/relationships that her husband had emailed her this spreadsheet while she was travelling to the airport for a 10-day work trip.

—I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone,?? the Redditor said. —Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my —excuses??, using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment.

—This is a side of him I have never seen before,?? she added. —Bitter, immature, full of hatred.??
Apparently the woman has tried calling and texting her husband since receiving the spreadsheet, to no avail."

And that sort of reminds me of my ex's excuses....only the spaces were years, not days....

You poor virginal man.

I find it funny how in the middle of all those reasoning/excuses there pops a simple "No"

By the woman's tone, must be a Virgo.
Assuming she's not fooling around, maybe the next spreadsheet sent will be completely empty.