This Scorpio guy's assessment of other signs:

Aries - great animalistic sex, zero thinking required, says stupid things without thinking
Taurus - good sex, pushy and hard-headed, likes bribery
Gemini - fantastic sex, fun to be with, childish and transparent, terrible with money, needs a shut-off button
Cancer - good sex, too sentimental, packrat, weepy over little stuff, needy, clingy
Leo - great sex, gullible and easy to flatter, big-hearted but no good to live with, ego doesn't match reality
Virgo - so-so sex, picky and paranoid about irrelevant crap, annoying and pouty, criticizes her own handwriting
Libra - average mechanical sex, zero emotion, like a magnificent vacuous blow-up doll, fake, likes fake purses with name brands
Scorpio - great sex, wonder woman in bed, scary to live with, too psychic
Sagittarius - great sex, too fidgety
Capricorn - good sex, super reliable, great spouse if you make as much money as them, status-conscious, name brand purses must be real
Aquarius - lousy sex, too much off the wall thinking, easy to break up with, good fwb
Pisces - great sex, flaky and evasive, as unreliable as libra, believes in ghosts

How many dang people have you had sex w/?

I can't comment on the air signs. I can't take them for more than five minutes....much less have sex with them. My best friend is a Gemini. We balance each other out. But I can't imagine what the poor fool goes through having a relationship w/ her.

Pisces....good sex, but I don't trust them once the clothes go back on.
Leo, .....can't take them trying to be in control. That goes for Taurus too.

Funny, but spot on about most of them.

LOL...very good..

I agree 110% about Libra women. I wouldn't want to be married to one, that's for sure. Libra is the one sign for Scorpios to avoid. Libras are born actresses and they can burn you bad 😢