9 things I hate about people

This is some funny stuff.........

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $ 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

"5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $ 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor."

" 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, donkey?"

LMAO!!!

You had me at "can't have your cake & eat it too."

um er, ya, I guess a taurus did write this! damn, I'm hungry now. It hurts to eat though cuz I think I have strep throat. Whatever I'll force the food down my flaming throat. geeeeeeez that sounds odd.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

I HATE this too! HATE HATE HATE! If you're gonna ask me a question do it quickly, asking me if you can ask me is like keeping me in suspense like 'what the hell could it be?' 'i wonder if it's about ------?' 'oh no did i get caught?'

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

I agree, it's short for those who live in a rush not for us taureans 😛 lol

9 things I hate about people.

1.They smell funny.

2.It's no wonder theres more books being sold with the words"Idiots guide" in the title than there is other guides of the same thing.

3.They look funny,damn hairless monkeys and dumber than monkeys.

4.Loud little fcukers,they don't know how to shut the fcuk up.

5.They should learn how to not breathe.

6.They always break things.

7.They should learn to cook or stop whining about insensitivity when someone tells them how fat they are when Mcdonalds is thier main source of food.

Okay can only think of seven😛

donkey?

that's it... my next insult to someone is calling them a "donkey" lol

lmao... sag, one of these times that picture thing is gonna load and you're gonna have a random post of... — a poplar tree?

'n' lets see... " 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, butter?"

lol funny in its randomness, but i think "donkey" takes it.

Donkey is dumb ass edited by the moniter.

okidonkey:-)
I love to hate number nine - "has the bus come yet?"

alright, donkey, don't over do it now. :p