Got Venus?

Taurus Woman with Venus in PISCES:

You are drawn towards the mystical but the earthy. Your values tend to form deep and almost spiritual attachments to the objects and the people in your life. You can be brilliantly creative in an artistic media that allows visions to be channeled into structures and form. You help others learn to understand the deeper value in the material world. You are romantic and sensuous with a keen appreciation for the body and its capacity to experience and enjoy the physical side of sexual expression. You are an earth goddess who is fully present in the world and unafraid to claim the beauty of the literal earth and its assets. You are likely to express yourself quietly and at times shyly but with deep and strong convictions running through your soul.

Taurus Woman with Venus in ARIES:

You are a force to be acknowledged bearing both the soul and strength of the bull and the fire and dynamics of the Ram. You are both the protector and the warrior able to both claim your rights in the world as well as battle for and defend them. You have strong and individualized tastes and values and are likely to appreciate quality and substance. You have a strong value system and need to feel the merit of your attachments and your actions but once you are committed there is little that can sway you from your course. -You can be both intriguingly quiet and demure as well as passionate and dynamic. You are likely to have a creative and dramatic way to xpress your deepest and most important feelings that can leave others who know the 'quiet' you surprised...and disarmed- 😛 You are attracted to strength, conviction and integrity as well as the artistic, the dynamic and the creative.

Taurus Woman with Venus in TAURUS:

You are all that is strong, tolerant, patient, loyal and dedicated. You have roots that stretch deep and far into the world and earth around you. You are likely to be talented in some field of artistic expression (art, song, sculpture) and most likely have found your own creative passion to pursue as an avocation at the least. You seldom change your mind...nor your convictions. You value integrity, responsibility, loyalty and comfort. You are a deeply sensuous being with strong and important romantic and sexual needs. You abhor discomfort in any realm and prefer a gentle, soft and refined surrounding. You are likely attach true value to the things in your life. You are protective, adoring and appreciative of the people and objects you surround yourself with.

Taurus Woman with Venus in GEMINI:

You have a sparkling and powerful way to express your feminine energies that usually makes you magnetic and attractive to those around you. You can feel strongly drawn to song and rhythm and the expression of venusian talents through word or voice. Poetry, writing and other word art forms are often a powerful talent. You have the strong and placid Taurus center to stabilize the lightness and energy of the gemini venus. You value an intellectual orientation that is prone towards the classical and traditional genres. You have a gift for making people feel comfortable and joyful. You are an archetype for the end of spring when the meadows are in full bloom and growth and the world is stable, warm and hopeful. You are attracted to intelligence combined with strength.

Taurus Woman with Venus in CANCER:

You are a portrayal of the ultimate feminine/maternal image. Strong and nurturing, focused on home and heart. You express your emotions with passion and conviction. You build, grow and protect. Your home and stability within it are usually of paramount concern and you require a certain comfort and tradition to feel most comfortable and most secure emotionally. You can have a profound talent for making the home beautiful, welcoming, warm and comfortable. Family and values are extremely important to your sense of well being and inner peace. Yo

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sailor moon

wat does it say about a pisces man with a penis in aqua?

lol.. wtf, Illmatic??

you were born in the same year as me, so you're still cool. and you're also a pisces, which is a thumbs up for me. otherwise.. i'll repeat..

wtf?!!?


i used to LOVE sailor moon, though. i was so sad when they cancelled it on channel 13. i was 8 at the time, and i used to wake up at 7:30am, just to watch it. that was the only japanese show that i liked - i don't really watch anime cuz i never really got into it. and i don't do anything related to asians except eat their food and sorta look like one. otherwise, i'm just human.

my venus is in aries, and my mars is in gemini. you guys can do the math. i'm very nice, though. GROUP HUG!! haha.. i laugh at my stupidity. teeee heee heeee.

i'm gonna make me some noodles..... yippy~

DEAD ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cool, thanks TC! 🙂

PENuS PIXiE

"lol.. wtf, Illmatic??
you were born in the same year as me, so you're still cool. and you're also a pisces, which is a thumbs up for me. otherwise.. i'll repeat..
wtf?!!?"


>>>wtf— wtf—

the sailor moon reference was to tauruschic. i commented awhile back that her first picture makes her look like and anime character.

im still cool huh? i briefly lost my moment of coolness??
ah so you like pisces huh?? sad sad sad taurus
pisces are evil

i knew two taurus girl born may 8, 1987. i loved one and semi-hated the other.
i loved the one with the scorpio mom and hated the one with the virgo.
but both were pretty messed up and carried alot of baggage

you seem to be a bit of both. but all around cool enough.

ironically i have taurus mom and she hated those two taurus girls.lol


"i used to LOVE sailor moon, though. i was so sad when they cancelled it on channel 13. i was 8 at the time, and i used to wake up at 7:30am, just to watch it. that was the only japanese show that i liked - i don't really watch anime cuz i never really got into it. and i don't do anything related to asians except eat their food and sorta look like one. otherwise, i'm just human.
my venus is in aries, and my mars is in gemini. you guys can do the math. i'm very nice, though. GROUP HUG!! haha.. i laugh at my stupidity. teeee heee heeee.
i'm gonna make me some noodles..... yippy~"

remeber that huge spice girls and anime mania that atrted around grade 5 to grade 7. and all anyone could think about was pokemon and dragonball z . i watched sailormoon becasue i was a pervert sadly 😢

"i don't do anything related to asians except eat their food and sorta look like one. otherwise, i'm just human."

thank god nothing pisses me off then fobs. stupid fobs

haha, freakin Illmatic..




"PENuS PIXiE"

LOL.. you've got so much silliness, boy. but here i'm gonna ask again -- what the eff?!!?



"the sailor moon reference was to tauruschic. i commented awhile back that her first picture makes her look like and anime character."

yeah, i know that you weren't talking about the actual "sailor moon" series and her AWESOME, fellow sailor mooners (uhh wtf?! i meant sailor scouts.. lol). it was just that, your mentionging of "sailor moon" had triggered a memory that i just HAD to let out. it was pretty fun to vent about, though, becuz i oh-so-loved watching it when i was little. and come to think of it, i think i kinda still do. my friend has the whole collection, since he's like.. in LOVE with "sailor moon." hey, maybe i'll borrow it some time soon. but i wonder why i hadn't already snagged it from him earlier.. ?? hmmmm....



"im still cool huh? i briefly lost my moment of coolness??"

haha.. you didn't briefly lose your moment of coolness, it was just toned down a bit. lol but it's all good. it gave me quite a smirk, actually.



"ah so you like pisces huh?? sad sad sad taurus
pisces are evil"

lol are they, really? i get along with them pretty well. i think my cancer moon has something to do with my relationships with water signs, but i like to talk to them (pisces) about my dreams and thoughts. we just happily ponder together about random crap and we just simply appreciate each other's company. i'm practical, but also really imaginative. i guess you can call me a realistic dreamer lol. but nevermind, don't call me that. i change my mind.



"i knew two taurus girl born may 8, 1987. i loved one and semi-hated the other.
i loved the one with the scorpio mom and hated the one with the virgo."

haha it seems like may 8 is a really common birthday if a taurus happens to have a virgo decante. i've only known one taurus (my sister's close friend) born on that day, but i do know of a few more from some of my friends. but yep, virgo moms can REALLY mess you up if you're not careful - damn shiet.. lol.



"but both were pretty messed up and carried alot of baggage

you seem to be a bit of both. but all around cool enough."

lol do i seem like i got some baggage? i don't really know what baggage means. is it when you can't let go of past disappointments? i have a great memory, but i don't usually hold on to everything. i never talk about past relationships or anything, and i hardly ever think about it. but it's most likely becuz i've never REALLY been in love before, until i met my boyfriend, that is. but still, the things that i tend to keep close to my heart are the moments that i happen to priorly cherish and appreciate, anyway. but yeah.. i'm a sentimentalist, too - tee hee hee - and i'm damn proud of it, babe! yep yep.



"ironically i have taurus mom and she hated those two taurus girls.lol"

HAHA.. why, were they sluts or something? i don't know if tauruses tend to like their own kind, but i do know that it's not usually the case for me. i don't have a preference - i talk about the zodiac, but i really do see ppl as merely distinct individuals. if i had to narrow it down, though, then there would be some tauruses that i do get along with, and others that i find too cold-hearted and domineering. but that's just me.



"remeber that huge spice girls and anime mania that atrted around grade 5 to grade 7. and all anyone could think about was pokemon and dragonball z . i watched sailormoon becasue i was a pervert sadly"

LMFAO!! that was funny. pervert, eh?? lol well, that's not really news to me ;D. i've actually liked the spice girls a lot (well, before they split up. ugh.. damn geri). my favorite was victoria beckham (posh) - i loved how she's her own, strong person and how she's

saggy balls

"hay illy. didja find that closet. or car. or whatever it was that you were looking for."

well the weeds still in the closet for so long i think its crystallized

cas for the car it better be a BMW. for now i foudna dealer for $ 7000 which is scary becasue bmws were never that cheap.

im looking for punani, the scorpio variety

haha, freakin Illmatic..


"PENuS PIXiE"

LOL.. you've got so much silliness, boy. but here i'm gonna ask again -- what the eff?!!?

what eff—why must you ask again—? i still dont get it why must you taurus girls always grill me like this....runs away. just be straightforward woman, what are you trying to say?




"yeah, i know that you weren't talking about the actual "sailor moon" series and her AWESOME, fellow sailor mooners (uhh wtf?! i meant sailor scouts.. lol). it was just that, your mentionging of "sailor moon" had triggered a memory that i just HAD to let out. it was pretty fun to vent about, though, becuz i oh-so-loved watching it when i was little. and come to think of it, i think i kinda still do. my friend has the whole collection, since he's like.. in LOVE with "sailor moon." hey, maybe i'll borrow it some time soon. but i wonder why i hadn't already snagged it from him earlier.. ?? hmmmm...."

you have male friends in love with sailor moon....umm k 🙂 people are unique



"haha.. you didn't briefly lose your moment of coolness, it was just toned down a bit. lol but it's all good. it gave me quite a smirk, actually."

i hate wehn you taurs girls smirk cus its such a dirty smirk
(reference: taurusgoddess's pic)


"lol are they, really? i get along with them pretty well. i think my cancer moon has something to do with my relationships with water signs, but i like to talk to them (pisces) about my dreams and thoughts. we just happily ponder together about random crap and we just simply appreciate each other's company. i'm practical, but also really imaginative. i guess you can call me a realistic dreamer lol. but nevermind, don't call me that. i change my mind."

hmm a taurus woman in touch with her feelings. not bad the other two could learn a lesson from you.


"haha it seems like may 8 is a really common birthday if a taurus happens to have a virgo decante. i've only known one taurus (my sister's close friend) born on that day, but i do know of a few more from some of my friends. but yep, virgo moms can REALLY mess you up if you're not careful - damn shiet.. lol."

yeah virgo moms are a bitch. my mom's mom was one and she drove my mom nuts and my moms still has problems today. but after my birth my grandma was all nice. mostly becasue i was supposed to die 5 days after birth.i was sorta the one that made grandma nice again.

"lol do i seem like i got some baggage? i don't really know what baggage means. is it when you can't let go of past disappointments? i have a great memory, but i don't usually hold on to everything. i never talk about past relationships or anything, and i hardly ever think about it. but it's most likely becuz i've never REALLY been in love before, until i met my boyfriend, that is. but still, the things that i tend to keep close to my heart are the moments that i happen to priorly cherish and appreciate, anyway. but yeah.. i'm a sentimentalist, too - tee hee hee - and i'm damn proud of it, babe! yep yep."

nm, sorry, i shouldnt have said the baggage thing unless i knew you better but these two were pretty messed up and they hated eachother. i was messing around with both of them by saying what one thought of the other. and the scorpio one got angry when virgo one tried talking to me in class. so funny. the scorpio was tomboy and had a gangster attitude and virgo was always whining about something.

now i dont talk to both lol


"HAHA.. why, were they sluts or something? i don't know if tauruses tend to like their own kind, but i do know that it's not usually the case for me. i don't have a preference - i talk about the zodiac, but i really do see ppl as merely distinct individuals. if i had to narrow it down, though, then there would be some tauruses that i do get along with, and others that i find too cold-hearted and dominee

"what eff—why must you ask again—? i still dont get it why must you taurus girls always grill me like this....runs away. just be straightforward woman, what are you trying to say?"

haha uhhh.. i think it was kinda self-explanatory, ya know? like.. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU STUPID EFFING BASTARD?!!? yep.. lol. but in a much nicer way than that, of course =]




"you have male friends in love with sailor moon....umm k people are unique"

well, he isn't really "in love" with sailor moon cuz he's gay, so he's just "in love" with the series. but the fact that he's even gay, kinda explains why he was even into it in the first place. lol he's a cool libra, though. btw, can you find the hidden message in my comment? (evil laugh) =p




"yeah virgo moms are a cookiemonster. my mom's mom was one and she drove my mom nuts and my moms still has problems today. but after my birth my grandma was all nice. mostly becasue i was supposed to die 5 days after birth.i was sorta the one that made grandma nice again."

so wait, you were a miracle child? for freakin real? aWwWwWw, baby Illmatic was a wittle survivor! how adorable.. eeeee! lol you little fart ;D




"nm, sorry, i shouldnt have said the baggage thing unless i knew you better but these two were pretty messed up and they hated eachother. i was messing around with both of them by saying what one thought of the other. and the scorpio one got angry when virgo one tried talking to me in class. so funny."

hey, it's cool.. i didn't really know what baggage meant anyway lol. but damn.. pisces really CAN be evil, huh? shoot.. i can see your freakin horns, you clever little devil. tsk tsk..




"the scorpio was tomboy and had a gangster attitude and virgo was always whining about something."

i think i may be a little bit like both of them. i do whine (and can), but not at all frequently. i act ghetto half of the time, and act like a valley girl for the other half. i don't really know how that happened to happen, but yeah. at first glance, my boyfriend said that he thought that i was completely gangstah and dumb. and then he was surprised when he saw me enrolled in hard classes and realized that i talked properly. he still thinks that i kinda speak strangely, but then again, i myself can't be put into just one, specific category. i'm just too weird and my impressions are just too deceitful for me to not be confusing. but i guess i can blame that on both my rising sign and moon sign, yet again! *sigh*




"i think i got used by her, though im not sure."

what do mean by that?? wait.. were you actually in a relationship with both of these girls, or just one? or neither? i just got all confused all of a sudden. but do explain, please..




"this was the first time asking out a girl. normally i had girls ask me out so it didnt bother me."

haha my boyfriend was like that, too. i was the first girl he formally asked out (took him long enough - like, the whole freakin school year!). he officially asked me about two weeks after prom. he has a scopio ascendant, too, so i think that's why others approach him more often than he approaches them.




"she was always convincing me of benefits of interracial marriage. as if i care vagina is vagina. no race or religion to it if shes the person im looking for then im marrying her."

nicely put, even though it was kinda vulgar with the vagina part lol.




"but i did do alot of things for her i never cookiemonstered about and all i get is more cookiemonstering and i told her i didnt want to speak to her again. she got the point."

damn, it looks like there's at least ONE pisces out there whom is boldly aggressive - which is good for you, boy. and that's right, don't let bizzzatches run all over you. but aWwWw.. wittle piscean

veal chop

"haha uhhh.. i think it was kinda self-explanatory, ya know? like.. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU STUPID EFFING BASTARD?!!? yep.. lol. but in a much nicer way than that, of course =]"

nothing is wrong with me. maybe somethings wrong with you

"well, he isn't really "in love" with sailor moon cuz he's gay, so he's just "in love" with the series. but the fact that he's even gay, kinda explains why he was even into it in the first place. lol he's a cool libra, though. btw, can you find the hidden message in my comment? (evil laugh) =p"

eww libras their all gay one way or another


so wait, you were a miracle child? for freakin real? aWwWwWw, baby Illmatic was a wittle survivor! how adorable.. eeeee! lol you little fart ;D

i was little fart wasnt it
oh well you must have been a gassy baby as well
i know you taurus girl fart all the time

"hey, it's cool.. i didn't really know what baggage meant anyway lol. but damn.. pisces really CAN be evil, huh? shoot.. i can see your freakin horns, you clever little devil. tsk tsk.."

horn?? well i do have a moon and mars in taurus

"i think i may be a little bit like both of them. i do whine (and can), but not at all frequently. i act ghetto half of the time, and act like a valley girl for the other half. i don't really know how that happened to happen, but yeah. at first glance, my boyfriend said that he thought that i was completely gangstah and dumb. and then he was surprised when he saw me enrolled in hard classes and realized that i talked properly. he still thinks that i kinda speak strangely, but then again, i myself can't be put into just one, specific category. i'm just too weird and my impressions are just too deceitful for me to not be confusing. but i guess i can blame that on both my rising sign and moon sign, yet again! *sigh*"

whats your rising and moon?
i have no clue how you are in real life
but i can tell your not like them your quite the little intellectual
man the scorpio girl had a nice body though but she only dressed like a girl the day before school ended and she looked hot in a skirt


"i think i got used by her, though im not sure."

i got used by the virgo one
she was taking advantage of my kindness

"what do mean by that?? wait.. were you actually in a relationship with both of these girls, or just one? or neither? i just got all confused all of a sudden. but do explain, please.."

no i didnt date any of them and im glad i didnt cus it would have been a mistake

"haha my boyfriend was like that, too. i was the first girl he formally asked out (took him long enough - like, the whole freakin school year!). he officially asked me about two weeks after prom. he has a scopio ascendant, too, so i think that's why others approach him more often than he approaches them."

i think i have scorpio ascendant or libra im not sure the scorpio sure as hell fits my description. but all the astro sites say libra. but im nothing like it.


"nicely put, even though it was kinda vulgar with the vagina part lol."

vulgar?? this coming from a taurus
would you prefer punanai is punanai?


"damn, it looks like there's at least ONE pisces out there whom is boldly aggressive - which is good for you, boy. and that's right, don't let bizzzatches run all over you. but aWwWw.. wittle pisceans are soooo funnie when they try to be all strong.. tee hee hee. (and fyi - i'm teasing the hell outta you, you freakin weakling lol)"

well i just dont take shit
this is what happens when your dads an aries

"thanx for the compliment, but i don't even know how i would rate myself lol. so those girls had fetishes on race?! HAHAHAHA. i didn't have TOO much of a set preference (i didn't like fobs, that's for sure) - i just happened to attact all the non-asian races more often than i di

"veal chop"

exqueeze me?!!? i don't wanna be called veal. did you know that they are cruelly killed for food? aWwWw.. those poor little guys..

(or girls - i don't wanna be sexist here lol)




"nothing is wrong with me. maybe somethings wrong with you"

i agree with the second statement, but not so much the first one.. *shrugs*




"eww libras their all gay one way or another"

lol how sad! my south node is in libra (i just finished posting something about nodes), so i'm supposed to act more like an aries if i want more greatness.. tee hee hee.




"i was little fart wasnt it
oh well you must have been a gassy baby as well
i know you taurus girl fart all the time"

LMFAO! damn.. you really got me laughing hard. that was pretty funny, but to tell you the truth, i hardly ever fart becuz i got a good pooping pattern. becuz see - you only fart if you don't crap daily, and i got a handy-dandy schedule about taking a dump going for me. (ok, i think i just kinda explained myself a little too oddly there..)




"whats your rising and moon?
i have no clue how you are in real life
but i can tell your not like them your quite the little intellectual"

my rising is in sagitarrius (i act like i'm on drugs) and my moon is in cancer (i'm really in touch with my feelings and intuition); but overall, i'm still tough like a taurus native. lol i'm not like "them"? who exactly are "they" -- do you mean bulls in general or those two psycho tauruses that you had a blast with in high school?? haha..




"man the scorpio girl had a nice body though but she only dressed like a girl the day before school ended and she looked hot in a skirt"

yeah, tauruses are supposed to be curvy individuals by nature - they're usually never just a stick (even the more stick-like ones have curves). they're either curvy in the athletic way (which is the best curvy type there is), or curvy in the non-athletic way (which is when they're just plain fat lol).




"i got used by the virgo one
she was taking advantage of my kindness"

aWwWw.. poor you. ;]




"no i didnt date any of them and im glad i didnt cus it would have been a mistake"

wow, it looks like you have nothing but kind things to say about them lol.




"vulgar?? this coming from a taurus
would you prefer punanai is punanai?"

what is punanai? i'm not too familiar with this word.. but i would guess that it means "vagina" - based on the your context.. ??




"well i just dont take butter
this is what happens when your dads an aries"

haha.. i totally know what you mean. i got an aries for a dad, too, and damn....!! yeah.. that's all i can get myself to say when regarding his toughness lol.




"i obviously hate asians as well but there are exceptions."

as do i.. (sadly). i just don't like ppl who have excessive pride in their own ethnicity. i mean, wouldn't that itself be a prejudiced act - especially since that would mean that they find their own race more superior than others? i think being proud of where you come from is different than overly praising your background. i just find ppl like that bogus, becuz if they love their country so much, then why the hell did they abandon it to begin with (i'm talking about the ones who left by choice)? so yeah, whatever..




"lol taurus girls and word freakin"

so what are you trying to say - you got a freakin problem with that? i dare thee to respond. (that was a threat, if you didn't happen to notice)





"well i mean my chinese teacher told the chinese kids to start speaking english or he'll kick them out. hes like 'i bothered to learn the language i cant understand why you cant.'"

L

"exqueeze me?!!? i don't wanna be called veal. did you know that they are cruelly killed for food? aWwWw.. those poor little guys..

(or girls - i don't wanna be sexist here lol)"

you prefer corned beef?



"i agree with the second statement, but not so much the first one.. *shrugs*"

if somethings wrong with you
can we play doctor and patient??


"lol how sad! my south node is in libra (i just finished posting something about nodes), so i'm supposed to act more like an aries if i want more greatness.. tee hee hee."

im supposed to have a ascendant in libra but im nothing like it more like scorpio ascendant


"LMFAO! damn.. you really got me laughing hard. that was pretty funny, but to tell you the truth, i hardly ever fart becuz i got a good pooping pattern. becuz see - you only fart if you don't crap daily, and i got a handy-dandy schedule about taking a dump going for me. (ok, i think i just kinda explained myself a little too oddly there..)"

never believe a taurus girl when she moving around in her seat callingit uncomfortable....she just farting


"my rising is in sagitarrius (i act like i'm on drugs) and my moon is in cancer (i'm really in touch with my feelings and intuition); but overall, i'm still tough like a taurus native. lol i'm not like "them"? who exactly are "they" -- do you mean bulls in general or those two psycho tauruses that you had a blast with in high school?? haha.."

nah just my "feelings" (those things i keep bottle up until the right moment where i have rambo flashbacks and kill everyone) were hurt

"yeah, tauruses are supposed to be curvy individuals by nature - they're usually never just a stick (even the more stick-like ones have curves). they're either curvy in the athletic way (which is the best curvy type there is), or curvy in the non-athletic way (which is when they're just plain fat lol)."

...so am i gonna see your legs and ass or what—


"aWwWw.. poor you. ;]"
zero lack of sympathy in that comment tsk tsk


"wow, it looks like you have nothing but kind things to say about them lol."
well they werent bad just significant part of my life so far. im jsut commenting on their stupidity.

"what is punanai? i'm not too familiar with this word.. but i would guess that it means "vagina" - based on the your context.. ??"

actually it was punani, typo. it jamacian for a womans pum pum



?haha.. i totally know what you mean. i got an aries for a dad, too, and damn....!! yeah.. that's all i can get myself to say when regarding his toughness lol."

and their dumb dads i find well for me anyway. he expects babies to be self sufficient


"as do i.. (sadly). i just don't like ppl who have excessive pride in their own ethnicity. i mean, wouldn't that itself be a prejudiced act - especially since that would mean that they find their own race more superior than others? i think being proud of where you come from is different than overly praising your background. i just find ppl like that bogus, becuz if they love their country so much, then why the hell did they abandon it to begin with (i'm talking about the ones who left by choice)? so yeah, whatever.."

i know whatever, meh ijust find some asian girls to be ditzy andslow atjokes...especially the cool literate ones who speak slow


"so what are you trying to say - you got a freakin problem with that? i dare thee to respond. (that was a threat, if you didn't happen to notice)"

i responded....get off my nuts jeez


"LOL! i like that one a lot.."
i mean they all start yelling in mandarin and im like shut up you assholes and all is silent


"haha make sure that you can handle 'em. it'll be really hard to see them break down (especially a taurus). yep, i'm a little moutain top and you're a horny littl

"you prefer corned beef?"

uhh.. not really. i mean, call me crazy, but "corned beef" isn't exactly at the top of my "names that i'd wanna be called" list - believe it or not.




"if somethings wrong with you
can we play doctor and patient??"

uhh.. what do YOU think?




"never believe a taurus girl when she moving around in her seat callingit uncomfortable....she just farting"

lol hey, ALL of my seats are usually comfortable, unless i'm sitting on cement or a grip load of nails or something. but even then, i'd still be content with sitting on my own, lovely ass. (lol j/p) =]




"nah just my "feelings" (those things i keep bottle up until the right moment where i have rambo flashbacks and kill everyone) were hurt"

aWwWw.. is Illmatic getting a bit sensitive, there? well.. then you should toughen up, you little turd! but then if you happen to feel low again, just swim your hardest with those little, pathetic propellors of yours that you call fins, and maybe - just MAYBE - you won't get over-powered by the tough waves of life. but do stay strong, you soft lil pussy.. before a bull feels like eating your ass. (but i'm not going to becuz i like fishies; they're so fun to slap around.. tee hee hee.)




"...so am i gonna see your legs and ass or what—"

ok, i'll repeat -- what do YOU think?




"zero lack of sympathy in that comment tsk tsk"

aWwWw.. was the little fishie looking for sympathy on my part? i'm sorry, but i thought that you were a little TOUGHIE who doesn't take crap from anybody! or was that not one of the statements that you made a little while ago? that's right, you "all talk and no action" coward. that definately deserves a tsk tsk, indeed. =p




"actually it was punani, typo. it jamacian for a womans pum pum"

HAHA.. wtf is a pum pum?!!? damn.. you love making up weird connotations for body parts, don't cha? so tell me, what is it like living in "lala land," that you can't even manage to speak properly? something to do with drooling, maybe? hmm.. i wonder what is going on in that dirty mind (dream land) of yours.. ?? lol.




"i know whatever, meh ijust find some asian girls to be ditzy andslow atjokes...especially the cool literate ones who speak slow"

i can be ditzy and slow at jokes sometimes, too, but only when they happen to be directed toward me. but then again -- uhh, wait.. what are you trying to imply towards me with that "supposedly" useless statement? *gasp* do you want me to stir-fry your fishie ass?!!? HUH?!!? answer me, you dirty foot disease, before i finish you off in no time, flat! trust me on that, my dear.. you should never underestimate my hidden potential. *smirks at you in a loving way* =p




"i responded....get off my nuts jeez"

but why would i be on them in the first place? =p




"i mean they all start yelling in mandarin and im like shut up you markers and all is silent"

huh?? where did markers come from? haha.. you're really gifted in name-calling, you know that? seriously.. i'm freakin, utterly speechless! (unfortunately =p)




"yeah they are hard to handle but fun to flirt if only i could them"

words of advice: if you add something called a "verb" in your sentences, maybe - just MAYBE - there will be a better chance of them making more sense. but yeah, that's just a suggestion..




"SHES A BUTTER FACE BUT ALLRIGHT BODY
thats right you old bat
( oh and by the way oif i ever called the virgo one old, she would give me a 3 hour lecture. too serious.)"

lol for real? i like fussing becuz i like teasing ppl. i mess with my friends all the time, but i don't really lecture them if they happen to make fun of me (or else i'd be lecturing them my whole life

"uhh.. not really. i mean, call me crazy, but "corned beef" isn't exactly at the top of my "names that i'd wanna be called" list - believe it or not."

wow thanks for that revelation....you corned beef

"uhh.. what do YOU think?"

you knowwhat i think but what are you thinking?

"lol hey, ALL of my seats are usually comfortable, unless i'm sitting on cement or a grip load of nails or something. but even then, i'd still be content with sitting on my own, lovely ass. (lol j/p) =]"

yeah i love your lovely ass on ly lap.....but then you'd fart...fart monkey

"aWwWw.. is Illmatic getting a bit sensitive, there? well.. then you should toughen up, you little turd! but then if you happen to feel low again, just swim your hardest with those little, pathetic propellors of yours that you call fins, and maybe - just MAYBE - you won't get over-powered by the tough waves of life. but do stay strong, you soft lil pussy.. before a bull feels like eating your ass. (but i'm not going to becuz i like fishies; they're so fun to slap around.. tee hee hee.")

i like bulls they make good leather nd meats a little rough but its good. and your no bull YOU COW....mooooooo


"ok, i'll repeat -- what do YOU think?"
whats with this psychoanalysis dung
why are ypu asking me what i think you know what i think sigmund freud(taurus)
so i wanna see you legs an ass .....post some pics


"aWwWw.. was the little fishie looking for sympathy on my part? i'm sorry, but i thought that you were a little TOUGHIE who doesn't take crap from anybody! or was that not one of the statements that you made a little while ago? that's right, you "all talk and no action" coward. that definately deserves a tsk tsk, indeed. =p"

im lost i was being sarcastic...but youvebeen getting rather emotional at my comments too my little calf.

"HAHA.. wtf is a pum pum?!!? damn.. you love making up weird connotations for body parts, don't cha? so tell me, what is it like living in "lala land," that you can't even manage to speak properly? something to do with drooling, maybe? hmm.. i wonder what is going on in that dirty mind (dream land) of yours.. ?? lol."

WOW YOUR SLOW

Punani and pum pum mean VAGINA. im pretty sure you have one

unless your a man pretending to be a woman
shame on you!


"i can be ditzy and slow at jokes sometimes, too, but only when they happen to be directed toward me. but then again -- uhh, wait.. what are you trying to imply towards me with that "supposedly" useless statement? *gasp* do you want me to stir-fry your fishie ass?!!? HUH?!!? answer me, you dirty foot disease, before i finish you off in no time, flat! trust me on that, my dear.. you should never underestimate my hidden potential. *smirks at you in a loving way* =p"

smirks back.....actually stir fried beef is much better


"but why would i be on them in the first place? =p"

you know you love it. now get off dammit


"huh?? where did markers come from? haha.. you're really gifted in name-calling, you know that? seriously.. i'm freakin, utterly speechless! (unfortunately =p)"

marker is a censored word for a-hole
this site has a feature wheere you can remove your baby filter and get full hardcore action sweetheart.

"words of advice: if you add something called a "verb" in your sentences, maybe - just MAYBE - there will be a better chance of them making more sense. but yeah, that's just a suggestion.."

its not my fault if you cant read

"lol for real? i like fussing becuz i like teasing ppl. i mess with my friends all the time, but i don't really lecture them if they happen to make fun of me (or else i'd be lecturing them my whole life lol). i just don't get pissed that easily, but if i do happen to get pissed at my highest degree, then don't expect to ever see me again lol. (i'm mos

"wow thanks for that revelation....you corned beef"

*gasps*.. OMG. i am shocked.




"you knowwhat i think but what are you thinking?"

i'm thinking, "wtf?!"




"yeah i love your lovely ass on ly lap.....but then you'd fart...fart monkey"

aWwWw.. you still don't believe me about the farting thing? well ok, that's understandable. i guess ppl who fart consistently *ahem* Illmatic *ahem* always think that others do so as well. so yeah.. i'm not gonna worry about it too much. that's just pure ignorance anyway, sweetie. ;p




"i like bulls they make good leather nd meats a little rough but its good. and your no bull YOU COW....mooooooo"

cows are cool. they are both black AND white! but it kinda sucks that they smell like crap, though, and kinda move too slowly. but at least they taste good. but aWwWw.. poor cows. should i turn into a vegetarian? hmm.. this will be a hard thing to ponder about, indeed..




"whats with this psychoanalysis dung
why are ypu asking me what i think you know what i think sigmund freud(taurus)
so i wanna see you legs an ass .....post some pics"

well, i've posted plenty of pics. i'm just not someone who takes pictures of her body parts, so that she can show it to the world -- so sorry to burst your bubble. and even if i did, why the hell would i post them on here?!!? but yeah.. if i happen to go somewhere that would require me to bring a camera, then i'll post more pictures. the ones i posted were kinda random anyway. i mean.. c'mon.. i'm freakin EATING in those photos lol.




"im lost i was being sarcastic...but youvebeen getting rather emotional at my comments too my little calf."

haha emotional?!!? uhh, is that even the right word to use? well, i was just messing with you. don't tell me that you can't handle a bull by now, Illmatic! lol. but trust me, i wasn't getting "emotional," nor was i offended by anything. lighten up, fishie, and "just keep swimming" (from finding nemo -- awww, i love dory!) around in your dream-like fantasies.

(but lol.. i think Illmatic is about to have a wet dream if he ain't careful.. muahahaha.)




"WOW YOUR SLOW

Punani and pum pum mean VAGINA. im pretty sure you have one"

haha i knew what you meant when you said "punani" and "pum pum." i was just like "WTF" becuz they sound funny, so i wondered if you made that up or something. but yes, i am very ignorant with the dirty stuff -- but what can i say, i'm a very clean bull, indeed. =D




"unless your a man pretending to be a woman
shame on you!"

haha i can swear on my life that i am 100% vagina, buster.. =p




"smirks back.....actually stir fried beef is much better"

yeah, i can't argue with you there.. lol.




"you know you love it. now get off dammit"

what IS there to love?? *BURN* haha ok, now i'm satisfied.. lol.




"marker is a censored word for a-hole
this site has a feature wheere you can remove your baby filter and get full hardcore action sweetheart."

oOoOoOo.. i see, i see. but still, lol.. MARKER?!!? wtf, haha. i just don't understand this.. puHAHAHAHA.




"its not my fault if you cant read"

well, it's your text on here.. so actually, it so IS.




"same here with the anger. thats why so many taurus girls dont talk to me and i dont talk to them lol"

then why are you talking to THIS bull *points to self*, huh?!!? are you trying to handle bulls better becuz you couldn't in the past?! GUILTY, are we?? lol. well, i have a cancer moon, so i'm more tender and less serious than most bulls. oh, and i can feel a great deal, too. but luckily, i get all of the good qualities that the cancerians possess, becuz the moon rules cancer and

hey babe

anyway im tired of this now sorry i got exams coming up in a month and i gotta work woman. lol


if you wanna talk to me ask for my msn thats the best i can muster i hate talking alot on forums for mnay reasons.

lol yeah, i think that these things are too long and crap, too. and i was wondering how long it was gonna take until we finish these endless comments!! so yeah, at least we don't have to be blinded by the screen and shiet anymore. =p

and i don't go on msn, so it's cool. i use aim (if i feel like sitting behind a computer for long enough). but yeah.. i'm not an internet freak, i just go on once or twice a day when i'm not too busy, to check my mail and visit a few other places. that's about it. so yes, i guess i'll ttyl or whatevers. later, u little nympho lol.

lol thats good you dont go on msn i havent been on in two months

nobody to talk to


oh well take care my little my little nymphette calf