scorpiothebadass
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i dated a taurus girl...
I was thinking to find a way to tell her but i dont know how
Shes 30.
Omg maybe i got AIDS
Ooh fuck im so scared right now
Omg maybe i got AIDS
Ooh fuck im so scared right now
Scorpios don't think ahead, they just live in the moment. It's better this way, less Scorpios in the world down the line. 😉
My sense of sarcasm its so fucking perfect you cant even tell if im being a victim or not
Here's how you do it.....
During foreplay, after she's turned on significantly, kiss around down there (just in the general vicinity), then switch up to something else, inconspicuously - maybe go right into sex...
Then later on, be like "I noticed you smelled really different - like stronger...." (give the impression its not chronic, its just this time - that'll be easier for her to handle)....Ask her real objectively if she's changed up her diet. Your tone should be real objective, scientific-like..Concerned, not disgusted...lol...Maybe even spin it like that, like "I just heard it can be a sign of health issues, and I was concerned." LOLOL..... If she's like "Does it smell BAD??!", don't be too straightforward, but be ambiguous like "Well....I don't know if I'd say bad...Just different..." Maybe say its "strange, you haven't smelled her like that before"....LOLOL...Then be real gentle and just back out of the whole thing, completely move onto another subject....
I think, after that awkward convo., she will find a way to remedy the situation on her own pretty fast....
During foreplay, after she's turned on significantly, kiss around down there (just in the general vicinity), then switch up to something else, inconspicuously - maybe go right into sex...
Then later on, be like "I noticed you smelled really different - like stronger...." (give the impression its not chronic, its just this time - that'll be easier for her to handle)....Ask her real objectively if she's changed up her diet. Your tone should be real objective, scientific-like..Concerned, not disgusted...lol...Maybe even spin it like that, like "I just heard it can be a sign of health issues, and I was concerned." LOLOL..... If she's like "Does it smell BAD??!", don't be too straightforward, but be ambiguous like "Well....I don't know if I'd say bad...Just different..." Maybe say its "strange, you haven't smelled her like that before"....LOLOL...Then be real gentle and just back out of the whole thing, completely move onto another subject....
I think, after that awkward convo., she will find a way to remedy the situation on her own pretty fast....
Posted by Vegetta91No. But I did survive!Posted by AnomalousBullDarwin is that you?😉)
Scorpios don't think ahead, they just live in the moment. It's better this way, less Scorpios in the world down the line. 😉click to expand
http://www.sciencechannel.com/games-and-interactives/charles-darwin-game/
I was kidding i cant get aids
Im god
Im god
Posted by scorpiothebadassAnd that folks, is really the point of every thread made by your typical young male Scorpio egomaniac. Just dropping in to let everyone know they are god....
I was kidding i cant get aids
Im god
But you love us
Dont hate us cuz you aint us
Dont hate us cuz you aint us
Oh the irony
A taurus who talks about ego
Funny
A taurus who talks about ego
Funny
Posted by scorpiothebadassI'm a fan of Scorps in general, have a ton of male Scorp friends, some female, Scorp dad, etc. but that would be the last sign I would ever want to be. Way too much emotional turmoil. Taurus is more about enjoyment of the good things in life, peace, aesthetic value, etc. I especially wouldn't want to be a young/confused egomaniac Scorp who thinks he is god. Its lonely at the "top".
But you love us
Dont hate us cuz you aint us
....
I have never ever ever made a car wash kind of thing with my mouth its disgusting its a slave thing.
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to puke
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to puke
Posted by PV&JellayLOL, I have not. I actually HAVE been in a similar situation, but I didn't do the above. Honestly, my experience was so bad (I posted about it here a long time ago), the odor so strong, it actually obliterated my feelings for her. I went from considering marriage, to "How am I going to get out of this?". Its not that I'm superficial. It was just really that bad...lolol. It was love-destroying. I did continue to like her and see her, and probably would've tried to overlook it or communicate about it at some point, but she threw a drink in my face when we were out in public, over a slight disagreement we were having...I took that as my way out....lol....Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioGood answer. Something tells me you've done this before. 😆
Here's how you do it.....
During foreplay, after she's turned on significantly, kiss around down there (just in the general vicinity), then switch up to something else, inconspicuously - maybe go right into sex...
Then later on, be like "I noticed you smelled really different - like stronger...." (give the impression its not chronic, its just this time - that'll be easier for her to handle)....Ask her real objectively if she's changed up her diet. Your tone should be real objective, scientific-like..Concerned, not disgusted...lol...Maybe even spin it like that, like "I just heard it can be a sign of health issues, and I was concerned." LOLOL..... If she's like "Does it smell BAD??!", don't be too straightforward, but be ambiguous like "Well....I don't know if I'd say bad...Just different..." Maybe say its "strange, you haven't smelled her like that before"....LOLOL...Then be real gentle and just back out of the whole thing, completely move onto another subject....
I think, after that awkward convo., she will find a way to remedy the situation on her own pretty fast....
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Posted by scorpiothebadassA car wash kind of thing with your mouth? Are you saying you are above going down on a woman? That grosses you out? What kind of Scorp are you?
I have never ever ever made a car wash kind of thing with my mouth its disgusting its a slave thing.
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to puke
Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioim a scorpio with a 8 inch dickPosted by scorpiothebadassA car wash kind of thing with your mouth? Are you saying you are above going down on a woman? That grosses you out? What kind of Scorp are you?
I have never ever ever made a car wash kind of thing with my mouth its disgusting its a slave thing.
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to pukeclick to expand
Posted by busyeyes88lolPosted by scorpiothebadassAnd a big mouth to swallow it with Mr Promiscuous!Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioim a scorpio with a 8 inch dickPosted by scorpiothebadassA car wash kind of thing with your mouth? Are you saying you are above going down on a woman? That grosses you out? What kind of Scorp are you?
I have never ever ever made a car wash kind of thing with my mouth its disgusting its a slave thing.
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to pukeclick to expand
Posted by busyeyes88i guess this is your secret fetishPosted by scorpiothebadassAnd a big mouth to swallow it with Mr Promiscuous!Posted by TaurusLovesScorpioim a scorpio with a 8 inch dickPosted by scorpiothebadassA car wash kind of thing with your mouth? Are you saying you are above going down on a woman? That grosses you out? What kind of Scorp are you?
I have never ever ever made a car wash kind of thing with my mouth its disgusting its a slave thing.
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to pukeclick to expand
dont project your desires and my dick i only have it for womens
Fish and chips ain't so bad, I have smelled worse in an Indian Restaurant.
Posted by scorpiothebadassI'm sure we're all very impressed....I think most women would trade an inch or two off that for some good oral sex though....lolPosted by TaurusLovesScorpioim a scorpio with a 8 inch dickPosted by scorpiothebadassA car wash kind of thing with your mouth? Are you saying you are above going down on a woman? That grosses you out? What kind of Scorp are you?
I have never ever ever made a car wash kind of thing with my mouth its disgusting its a slave thing.
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to pukeclick to expand
Posted by busyeyes88Scorps seem to go through their phases, experiment, test out their powers of seduction, work out some of their control/ego issues with different partners....But It seems to me to be a very loyal sign when in a committed relationship, though the younger men especially can be kinda pervish. Also, Venus in Scorp I know very well, and they are extremely loyal. You're definitely better off than with a Sag male.
Nah!! Scorpios are too "whorish ' for my taste!
Posted by busyeyes88Ok, no trade for busyeyes...lol. Taurus apparently *is* very much impressed by size...hahhahahhaPosted by TaurusLovesScorpioNot taurus. I want BOTH.Posted by scorpiothebadassI'm sure we're all very impressed....I think most women would trade an inch or two off that for some good oral sex though....lolPosted by TaurusLovesScorpioim a scorpio with a 8 inch dickPosted by scorpiothebadassA car wash kind of thing with your mouth? Are you saying you are above going down on a woman? That grosses you out? What kind of Scorp are you?
I have never ever ever made a car wash kind of thing with my mouth its disgusting its a slave thing.
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to pukeclick to expand
ask for it
I'm so glad that we can now detect AIDS by the scent of the VaJayJay. Makes it so much easier.
Hahahahahahhaha
My Taurus crush has the nastiest breath. I offered a breath mint. Then we talked about teeth whitening.
Hahahahahahhaha
My Taurus crush has the nastiest breath. I offered a breath mint. Then we talked about teeth whitening.
OMG! That's awful! You have to tell her. "Baby - sex was good but I have to tell you and it makes me uncomfortable but your kitty smells." Be direct and give her a chance to correct the problem. I am laughing and crying at the same time lol
Good luck!
Good luck!
I fucked her once and im not going to do the same mistake twice lol
Because i wanted to destroy taurus ego
Imma pretend this thread doesn't exist... (Exits)
Posted by scorpiothebadassHow's that workin' out for ya? lolol
Because i wanted to destroy taurus ego
damn.
my ego is now destroyed because some random chick's genitalia stinks.
my ego is now destroyed because some random chick's genitalia stinks.
Its just a joke not a dick
Dont take it so hard
Dont take it so hard
That joke was neither funny nor witty.
Posted by scorpiothebadass^ this one is better
Its just a joke not a dick
Dont take it so hard
Posted by Vegetta91my answer for your questions its NOPosted by scorpiothebadassAh been away otherwise I would have wrote to you earlier kind Scorpio Sir
I have never ever ever made a car wash kind of thing with my mouth its disgusting its a slave thing.
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to puke
Do you want to be my friend? You get the dildos and I bring the Bdsm stuffs
Next your going to say that you don't like porn, bdsm, chicks. lesbians, dogs, cats and other kinky stuffs
Btw there was this Taniwha chick. is she the one who's kitten stinks or what?🙂)click to expand
Are you predicting the future or what?
Posted by femmefataleThank me!
LOL Scorpiobadass, you be trollin' :p
Someone who enjoys my hardcore attitude
Hm you can't destroy us. We will destroy you before and after. Lol
Size and shape is everything and I should know since I do have Venus in Taurus. If it's bad, it's bad. Sight, taste, touch, and smell. You guys should wash underneath the nut sack. You act like your shit don't stink. It goes both ways. Compromise..
I guess i already did
Posted by scorpiothebadassnot impressed...nextPosted by TaurusLovesScorpioim a scorpio with a 8 inch dickPosted by scorpiothebadassA car wash kind of thing with your mouth? Are you saying you are above going down on a woman? That grosses you out? What kind of Scorp are you?
I have never ever ever made a car wash kind of thing with my mouth its disgusting its a slave thing.
And my final decision its to not fuck her anymore
I dont want to pukeclick to expand
Scorpiobadass,
Gosh. Why are you now telling this bad thing about her? I am sure you enjoyed with her stinky kitty.
It made me laugh but This is not an adult thing to discuss.
My ex bull when I told him he is using a slut chic and maybe he had Aids ( my assumption).. his respond: Me and my cock are fine, M.
hahaha.So instead of writing a thread here about her *kitty* why not tell it directly to her. She can improve herself and find medications, of course
it's embarassing. lol
Gosh. Why are you now telling this bad thing about her? I am sure you enjoyed with her stinky kitty.
It made me laugh but This is not an adult thing to discuss.
My ex bull when I told him he is using a slut chic and maybe he had Aids ( my assumption).. his respond: Me and my cock are fine, M.
hahaha.So instead of writing a thread here about her *kitty* why not tell it directly to her. She can improve herself and find medications, of course
it's embarassing. lol
just look her in the eye and go 'babe, let's freshen up. run some bath water and i'll be in to join you in a minute.' no one gets feelings hurt and point is made at the same time.
Posted by 4ND5I see what you did there , Ands...
^nahhh bro why beat around the bush
Posted by M143You have to read every page of this thread to understand why i wrote it.
Scorpiobadass,
Gosh. Why are you now telling this bad thing about her? I am sure you enjoyed with her stinky kitty.
It made me laugh but This is not an adult thing to discuss.
My ex bull when I told him he is using a slut chic and maybe he had Aids ( my assumption).. his respond: Me and my cock are fine, M.
hahaha.So instead of writing a thread here about her *kitty* why not tell it directly to her. She can improve herself and find medications, of course
it's embarassing. lol
If its not an adult thing to discuss then what is it?
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