Morganofmind
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Stupid France
*Your cars are tin cans with wheels.
yeah, but classy tin cans with wheels! 😛
* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
being french you always sound gay! even when speaking other languages...
* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
not winning, buying the world cup...
* You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
snails and frogs aren't insects!
* If there's a war you can surrender really early.
why not?
* You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
cool
* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
that was actually horrible. fcuk chirac!
* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
why not?
* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
yeah, but remember, the french had the best organised and most effective resistance against the nazis, at the same time!!!
* You don't have to bother with toilets, just butter in the street.
where did you get that from— i don't think it's actually true...
* People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
yeah, that's kinda stupid.
being french you always sound gay! even when speaking other languages...
* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
not winning, buying the world cup...
* You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
snails and frogs aren't insects!
* If there's a war you can surrender really early.
why not?
* You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
cool
* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
that was actually horrible. fcuk chirac!
* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
why not?
* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
yeah, but remember, the french had the best organised and most effective resistance against the nazis, at the same time!!!
* You don't have to bother with toilets, just butter in the street.
where did you get that from— i don't think it's actually true...
* People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
yeah, that's kinda stupid.
I get along with the french. I am sure you can make something out of that
YOU & Q are the couple on the boards Shaks ,
I jusr read a book by you
All the men I have loved
by shaks
into by Q
I jusr read a book by you
All the men I have loved
by shaks
into by Q
I call it a bitch slap. shaka has no balls he will rant and rave and stomp the feets out of his jimmy jams.
this thread goes back to margo in 2003 how the hell was it revived?
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* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
* You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
* If there's a war you can surrender really early.
* You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
* You don't have to bother with toilets, just butter in the street.
* People think you're a great lover even when you're not.