It was a dark and stormy night. Me mate nigal and I had been watching westerns on the telly. Nigal had just discovered that you do not squat with spurs on. We decided to go to the pub. as we walked down the street a blood curteling screem was heard. Nigal had squated to pick up a quid laying in the gutter. We went on as we aproched the pub we saw a couple birds going in. upon intering we started chating the birds up. We had many drinks, Nigal told them he was john waynes son scouting out a shooting site for a new movie his dad was going to make. One of the birds noticed that he spoke with and english accent. we told her it was a western england movie. after a bit nigal and I decided we were not going to get laid so we slipped out the side door and stuck the birds with the bill. Nigal went in the pub after work the next night thinking no one would know who he was the night before dressed up like a cowboy. The bar keeper kicked his ass. I stayed away for a long time.
